ramya naik Wishes Collection

Boss: Santa, bring two corner tickets for movie for me & my GF. Santa brought two corner tickets A1 & A15.

IT guy - (Asks worker) What do you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker - …….stays * quite*
IT guy - I have Money, Name, Stock Options What do
you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker - (Softly) I have work.

‘Heartbeats are the
Biggest Hypocrites
in the world,
They beat in
Your Body but,
always Dance to the
Tune of Someone Else.!.!

When something
Valuable is Near us
we Won’t Care for it.
But, when we Miss
that Precious thing
we start Feeling for it. That’s life.!!

An Engineering
Question paper…

What is the solution
for 2+2.?

Options :
A) 4
B) Four
C) IV
D) 4.0

Now you realise
Why Engineers
get arrears.?!

A Scientist disconnected
his Doorbell.
Do you know why.?

Bcoz,

He wanted to Win
the No-Bell Prize..

A False Friend
Sends The Pain In To
Your Heart n Leaves It There... Forever

But

A True Friend
Will Send The Pain
Below n Kick It Out... Forever =]