vivek chaute Wishes Collection

Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai or Ye kiske kaam aata hai?
!
Papa: Beta Ye VIP Log bhejte hai
or KANJOOS Logo k padhne k kaam aata hai.

Hum Is KADAR Tum Pe Mar Mitenge
Tum JAHA Dhekhoge Hum Hi Dikhnge
Rakhna Har Pal DIL ME Hmari Yaad
Hmare PyAR Ki DASTAN Duniya Wale Likhenge.

Santa ki 10 betiyan thi phir ja
kar uske ghar 1 beta paida hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha
hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH.

Ishq Walo Ki Kismat Buri Hoti
Hai
Har Mulaqat judai se judi Hoti
Hai
Kal b dekh Lena
Azmakar
Sacche Pyar Ko judai Hi Naseeb
Hoti H

KHUN se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam,
Aur fir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam, kyon ki.












''SPELLING MISTAKE THI"

A Rose Indicate
I Love U!
A Smile Indicate
I Like U!
A Tears Indicate
I Miss U!
But
A Msg Indicate
I Remember U always

Paas Aapke Duniya ka Har Sitara Ho,DooR Aapse Gum ka Har Kinara Ho,JaB B Aapki Aankh se Koi Aansu Aaye,Thaame Wo Hi Jo Aapko Sabse Pyara Ho.

Kasish Honi Chahiye Yaad Karne Ki
Lamhe To Apne Ap Mil Jate Hai
Waqt Hona Chahiye Saath Guzarne Ke Liye
Bahane To Apne Ap Ban Jate Hae

Pesh he india me dhoom macha dene wali"Ringtone"

















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) ) ~~ pooouuuu
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Save kar len

Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aae?
School 7 baje Shuru Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki?

Kid:Miss,Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Log Galat Samajhte Hai.!

A True Line-
Kisi Ki Madad Karte Waqt Uske Chehre Ki Taraf Mat Dekho..
Kyon ki Uski Jhuki Huee Aankhein Tumhare Dil Me Gurur Na Bhar De !
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Unhen Toh Dil Ka Haal Bataana Bhi Mushkil Hai,

Maana Ki Khwab Mein Mulakat Hogi Unse,

Par Unke Bina Toh Neend Aana Bhi Mushkil Hai..!
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Toote Hue Phool Khushboo De Jaate Hai,

Beete Hue Pal Yaade De Jaate Hai,

Koi Pyar Mein Dosti Toh Koi Dosti Mein Pyar De Jaate Hai !

Dard Hai Magar Aah Nahin Karte

Kaun Kehta Hai Hum Wafa Nahin Karte,

Kyon Nahin Badalti Taqdeer

Kya Mere Dost Mere Liye Dua Nahin Karte.
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Kash Aap Jisko Chate Ho Unse Mulakat Ho Jaye,
Aur Aankhon Se Baat Ho Jaye,
Aapka Haath Unke Haath Me Ho,
Aur Rimzim Si BARSAAT Ho Jaye.!

Kash Woh Meri Taqdeer Ban Jaye
Mai Uska Aaina Woh Meri Tasveer Ban Jaye,
Sab Se Toot Jaye Mera Naata
Magar Uska Pyar Meri Jaagir Ban Jaye.
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Suno Jahan Waalon Sabhi Ko Suna Do,
Kisi Se Bhi Dil Lagaana Bura Hai..
Yeh Bhi Sabhi Ko Bataa Do,
Yahan Khwab-E-Ulfat Sajaana Bura Hai !
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Jab Hum Unpar Haq Jataane Lage,
Bina Kuchh Kahe Woh Aansu Bahaane Lage,
Woh Chal Diye Haath Chhod Ke Aur Jaate Hue Muskuraane Lage !

Hamesha Unhi Ke Kareeb Mat Rahiye,
Jo Aapko Khush Rakhte Hai..

Kabhi Unke Bhi Kareeb Rahiye,
Jo Aapke Bina Khush Nahin Reh Sakte !
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Dil Me Hasraton Ko Dabaate Hai,
Apne Gum Ko Duniya Se Chhupaate Hai,
Kya Lutega Zamaana Meri Khushiyon Ko,
Hum Khushiyan Lutakar Jeete Hai.

Gulshan Me Uske Aakar Kya Paaya Humne
Ashqon Ko Bahaakar Kya Paaya Humne,
Hansta Raha Zamaana Mujh Par
Ek Baar Muskura Kar Kya Paaya Humne !

Kyon Yaad Aati Hai Aapki,
Kyon Palke Bheeg Jaati Hai Meri,
Jahan-Jahan Bhi Gire Mere Aansoo,
Kyon Tasveer Ban Jaati Hai Aapki !

Teacher:shadi kya hai?

student:kunwaro k liye
"alpenlibe"
jee lalchaye raha n jaye..

or shadishuda k liye
"chlormint"
dubara mat puchna...

Dr: Motape ka 1 hi Elaj He.
Tum Daily Sirf 2 Rotiya Khaya Karo

GOLU: 2 Rotiya

khana khane se pehle
ya
Khane k baad

Santa Oxford university me professor tha

Wah wah

Santa Oxford university me professor tha





Niche kya dhund rahe ho?
Joke to upar tha.!

Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Ho Gaya,

Wah Wah..

Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Ho Gaya..







Itna Romantic SMS Padh Kar..

1 Aur Gadha TAYYAR Ho Gaya

BREAKING NEWS PJ:-

What is "Sakshi's" name after marriage with M.S. Dhoni ??
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" S.M.S. Dhoni "

Santa-Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya He

Banta-Meri Patni

Santa-Sabse Badi Kamzori ??

Banta-Dusro Ki Patni..

Bhool gye Ya
Bhulna chahte ho
Door kr diya
Ya door jana chahte ho
Ajma liya
Ya ajmana chahte ho
MSG kr do
ya ab HADDIA TUDVANA chahte ho

Badati Mahngai
Aaj Se 25 saal Baad-

Chawal-2Rs/Dane
Gehu-1Rs/Dane
Tel-6Rs/Boond.

"Koi 3 ITEM Lene Par Deshi Ghee Muft Sunghaya Jayega"