vivek chaute Wishes Collection - Page 2

Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade the,
1 Faqir aya,
Sub se Bhik mangi
Or
Taxi me baith kar chala gaya...!!

Mujhe ji Bhar K
Rone DO


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Yaaro..


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Sari Ladkiyo K
number Mobile Se
Papa Ne Delete Kar
Diye Hai.

Sharabi-AAJ Tab tak piyenge
jab tak woh saamne wale 3
ped(tree)6 nai
dikhte
pub manager-saalon bas karo
saamne pehle se hi 1 ped he

Vada hai ke mar ker bji kasme nibhaege,
Bhoot ban ker pass aapke aaege,
Ager tum so rahe hoge toh tume jagaynge darna nahi
Hum pyar se MISSU bolenge aur bhag jayenge

kabhi yaad aaye to ek bar kehna,
kabhi barish ban k in ankho se na behna,
Dost na sahi AJNABI he rehna,
magar :roll:

*KABHI*
*ALVIDA*
*NA KEHNA*

Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?

Kyuki 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch “50 paise me” nahi aati.

Ab dubara mat puchna

Pehle B krte the Dimag Ki Dahi
Ab B krte he wahi

Wa

Pehle B krte the Dimag Ki Dahi
Ab B krte he wahi






STAR PLUS
RISHTA WAHI,SOCH NAYI

Wo konsi Ghadi Thi
Jab Aap paida Hue



TITAN
HMT
TIMEX
ROLEX


YA KOI AUR

Jawab jaldi Bhejna
Company Bandh
Karni H
Taki Aisa Hadsa Fir
Na Ho

Marne ke baad bhi
meri Ungliya hilti
rahi



are DOST



Adat jo pad Gayi Thi
Daily 500 Sms karne
Ki

Arz Hai

Mere Kamre Me
Udte Hai Badal

Wah wah

Mere Kamre Me
Udte Hai Badal

Mai Likhta Hun Kuch Bhi
Aur Padhte Hai Pagal.. ab bolo wah wah

Haar se pehle mai
umid q chhodu

haar se pehle mai
umid q chhodu

DAYA GUSSE ME BOLA
PAYMENT SAB KO
MILTI Hai
DARWAZA HAMESHA ME
HI Q TODU?

1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa.... Kripya khudko
pehchaan ne ke liye 3 aur 6
firse dohraye....

Log Aapse Jealous q hote hai?

R u intelligent?
Oh No

R u Beautiful?
Na na

R ur eyes beautiful?
Oh Nai Oye

Mai Batau?
Bcoz

I'm ur Friend

santa CIGRATE P raha tha
Lady-tmhare Maa-Baap ko pata he tm cigrate pite ho?
snta-Kya Apke H usband ko PATA H Aap AJNABI Se baat krti ho

1 Bar Dekho
1000 Bar Dekho
DIL na Bhare To
Bar Bar Dekho

Ye Apki Hi Tasvir Hai


,****,
( @..@ )
"(--)"

Ise Bar Bar Dekho

FAQIR: Kuch khana De do

MAF KARO BABA

FAQIR:Kuch To Do

Acha Baba Jo Ye SmS Padh Rha H Usko LeJao
FAQIR:Bheek Manga Tha Bhikari Nhi

Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?
Chintu: Teachar Ne Mara..!
Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!
Chintu: Nhi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!

Kya Ankhen
Kya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai
Aisa Lagta Hai
Jaise Pipal K Ped Se Koi Langur Utar K aaya Hai

Bura laga?
Nhi?

Toh Wapas Chad jao

Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?



Ans : 4
1) Tere Wali
2) Mere Wali
3) Teri bhabhi
4) Meri bhabhi..
B-)

karan-arjun dekhane gaye ramgopal varma ki aag.
wah
wah

karan-arjun dekhane gaye ramgopal varma ki aag.
interval me karan bola bhag arjun bhag

jab kutte ki maut
aati he...

























to kutta mar jata he
Aap tension mat lo..

Aisa janvar ka naam
batao jo bilkul
kutte jaisa dikhata
hai
lekin sirf 3 pero par
chalta hai?






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