vicky malhotra Wishes Collection - Page 2

Rain is special for sky
sky is special for star
star is special for moon
moon is special for Eid
AND u are special for me.

Dosti woh Ehsas hai joh mit ta nahi.

Dosti Parwat hai woh, joh Jhukta nahi,

Iski keemat kya hai pucho Humse,

yeh woh ANMOL Moti hai joh bikta nahi . . .

Chiragon se agar andhera dur hota,
toh chand ki chahat kise hoti.

Kat sakti agar akele zindagi,
to dosti naam ki cheez hi na hoti.

A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.

He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.

Husband thinks: She must have reached there.

Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.

Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?

Funny Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !

Harassed Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.

Husband: I know all that.

Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

Sardar Journalist: Laloo Ji, hamare desh mein divorce ke cases badte hi ja rahe hain. Aapko kya sochte ho, iska main karan kya hai.

Laloo: Marriage !

Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Banis's son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

Bania's Son: Papaji bahar swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..

Kanjus Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.

Servant to Maalik: Maalik, Ramu apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.

Ramu: Nahi maalik, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.

Santa to policeman: Yeh har taraf kiyon likha hai: Gadi Dhire Chalao.

Policeman: Kiyon ki, Santa Ji, yahan duur duur tak koi hospital nahi hai.

Ek train bohot time baad chali.

Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali.

Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.

Sardarji : Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!

Teacher: Nisar, tum kab paida hue the?
Nisaar: Jawan janemanm haseen dilruba, mile do dil jawan, "Nisaar Ho Gaya".....

Ishq ik nasha hai joh dard ki gali me bikta hai.
Yeh ik pal ka maza hai par zindgi bhar ki saja hai,
Use mout kya maregi jo khud saja ye ishq me fasa hai. .

Kisiki muhabbat se hammne kya paya hai,
Raat ki nind or din ka chan gavaya hai,
Kya kare hum is dil ka,
Jise ajj barbaad ho kar bhi hosh nahi aya hai.

Zameen k har zarre ko aftab kar denge, gulsan k har phool ko gulab kar denge, 1 pal bhi na reh sakoge hamare bina, hum tumhari adat itni kharab kar denge!!!

love is blind
love is zabrdsth
love is dewangi
love is story
love is everything
but my love is u
bcz u r everything

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ?
Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".

Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye. maham khan()

Ek Bar ek School me ek master ji Ek ladke ko khada kar ke bolte hai ki Batao Mohan Taj mahal kaha hai Mohan Bola pata nahi guru ji To Master ji bole Banch per khade ho jao Mohan Bola Abhi bhi nahi dikh raha hai Master ji

ENGINEERS MARTE NAHI.... ZINDA DAFNAYE JATE HAI........ HAR 6 MAHINO ME TADPAYE JATE HAI........ KAFAN KHOL KE DEKHO.... TOH WO KABR ME BHI ASSIGNMENT LIKHTE PAYE JATE HAI.....

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola.......
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola.....
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola

ulfat ke darap pe furakat ka yu sharmana ulfat ke darap pe furkat ka yu sharmana upar vali lines samajh me aa jaye to mujhe jarur batana

A boy on Date With Gal in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I'm already married.
Girl: Oh GOD! Tumne To dara he dia, main Samjhi ye Car tumhari nahi.

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I'm in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!

A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.