PARTH_JSK Wishes Collection

Girlfriend Aur Police Main Kya Baat Common Hain..???
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Socho..!

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Aur..Socho !

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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kar Chod Dete Hain..!!!

People say : nothing is impossible.
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What a coincidence,
We engineers do nothing daily...

Dil Kehta Hai Tu Pass He
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Wah Wah..
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Dil Kehta Hai Tu Pass He
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Wah WAh..
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Par Notice Board Pe Likha Hai Ki Tu Fail Hai..

Thande Thande Pani Se Nahana Chahiye

Thande Thande Pani Se Nahana Chahiye
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ACP-Daya,Hamein Uss Jagah Par Wapas Jaanaa Chahiye !

Papa:- Beti bari ho kar kya karo gi?
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Beti:- Shaadi.
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Papa:- Galat baat hai,
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abhi se kisi ka bura nahi sochte...

JSK

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
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Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
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Aaj uSi Ne Fb Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

`````` RAJNI POWER ````

"Ek Baar RajniKant Ke BanduK Ki
GoLiya KhataM Ho Gayi...

to usne Kuch Kaha
to Dushman Mar Gaya Kya Kaha..*
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"DhisKaooo"

The first love for men & first delivery for women is unforgettable in their whole life..
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Because both gives them more pain and more happiness...

Me-I'm gonna study this year
I have to make my parents proud & get better grades..

Internet-Wh did u say ??

Me-Nothing,I love u baby

Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai...
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Baap- beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet, picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai....

hhahaa

JSK

Sonu-Yaar,English Me 'Jhopdi' Ko Kya Kehte He

Monu-Hutt

Sonu-Abe,English Aati Nhi To Saaf Saaf Bol Na..hutt hutt kaya bol rahee..

You Know India Ke Dog Itne Kamjor Kyu
Hote
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Kyu Ki?
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Kyu Ki Dharmendra Unka khun pee jata
hai. ..

1 Maa ki request us k dono Beton tak pahuchayein...

"Beta Ramesh....
Beta Suresh....
Pitaji ki patloon ek bilaang choti ho gyi ho..
to..
ghar a jao."

Leaflet on door this morning,

"ARE U AN ALCOHOLIC ???
CALL NOW,
WE CAN HELP!"

I gave them a call

It was a liquor store
"Offer,buy 1 get 1 free *beer*

Santa-Tum apni biwi ko kya naam se bulate ho?

Banta-Google darling

Santa-Y such name?

Banta-1 sawal, karo 100 jawab deti he..

10th stud-Board me failure ki vajah se suicide

12th-PCM me % kam hone ki vajah se suicide
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ENGG- UNEXPECTEDLY PASS hone ki over excitement se heart fail..

Girlfriend- Apke bina mera ZEE nahi lagta
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Santa- ZEE nahi lagta to isme kya hai SONY ya STAR PLUS laga lo wo bhi achhe channel hai...

Vat lag gayii vale expression :

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When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine..kha mar gya..??"

And ans is
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Beta,wo to bahar gaya hai.!

Ek ladki ko dekh kar1 ladka bola 'stop'....I can PK

Ladki- what pk?

"Propose Kruga "

tab ladki bole FSSSM

ladka- wht FSSSM?

Fuut Sala Sandal Se Marugi !!!

India- The only country where
distance is measured in minutes
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"Bas yaar 5 minute ka he rasta hai"

Santa ka Baap UK se aaya..

Baap-Teri Ma Kahan he ??

Santa-Mar gai

Baap-Tune Mujhe batayaa kyu nahi ??

Santa-Socha Surprise dunga...

MIND BLOWING !!!!!

Teacher- Bcoz of d change in hormones a fruit get ripens
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falls off the tree
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Student- Poor Newton!

He thought its bcoz of Gravity !!!

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..


'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..

Bhikhari To Manmohan- 1Rs de do baba roti
khani he
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Manmohan- 1000Rs dunga pahle ye bata hmari sarkar k hote hue !!!
1Rs me roti de kaun
raha he...JSK

Doctor-Kaise Ana Hua?
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Santa-Doc Sab,
Tabiyat Theek Nahi he,
Liver me Pain ho Raha he
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Doc- Sharaab Peete ho ??
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Santa-Haan,Par Chhota Peg hi Banana..

Today every calender shows 1st April, 2012
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Rajnikant's calender

Rascalla Nobody Can Fool Rajni Anna.
Mind It!!

Height Of Sadness.
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A Boy Is Listening to a Extremely Sad Song.
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And Thinking,
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Kaun Si Waali Ko Yaad Karoon Yaar...

God has no iPhone , but I talk to him...

He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend...

He does not have a twitter, but I still follow him....

Ek kanjus ko electric current Laga..

Uski wife:
Aap theek toh ho na?

Kanjus:
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Mai theek hu..
tu meter dekh, UNIT kitne badhe..??

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Thank U
Keep on Watching!
Thanx 4Ur Great Suport!