PARTH_JSK Wishes Collection - Page 3

1aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha....

Santa use dekh raha tha...kuch der bad bola- bhai sahb agr app start nahi ho rahe ho to dhaka lagadu......

A man to his friend

My wife died yesterday

I am trying to cry,But tears r nt coming out..

Wh to do?

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Friend- No problem, just imagine she is back....

When teacher say u just shut ur mouth n get out from class,
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you win d argue.....

The awkward moment when your mom says.!
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" Haye mera shareef bacha" :p hahahahaha....

The Awkward M0ment
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"When Teacher Start Lecture By Saying...
"As We Already Kn0w"
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Actually We Don't Kn0w Anything...

Mind blowing thought !!

Money doesn't buy happiness..
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but
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it pays for my internet connection,which is almost same thing..

Attitude During VIVA :

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External- Kya Karke Aaye Ho ?

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Me- Breakfast !! Aur Aap ??...

Most Saddest Moment is when :'(
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your friends is playing & You r Studying.....

Kameene Dost..

A broken lover's emotional line turned funny by his friend...

Lover: I want her back!!
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friend-and what abt her 'front'....

Beta- "papa , aap jaise mujhe maarte ho,
waise dadaji bhi aapko marte the kya..?"
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Papa- "haan bilkul"
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Beta-"toh ye khandani faltugiri kab tak chalegi....

A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service
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And wht do u do with a cellphone with no service?
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u play games..JSK

Ye baat sunke mere Haatho se Gol gappa h gir gya..
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Jab Gol gappe wale ne kaha- "Please give Your Feedback on Our Facebook Page"....

1990's

Ladka kya karta hai?

Ladke wale- Doctor he
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2011
Ladka kya krta hai??

Ladke wale-"Fb pe 2 pages ka
admin he

ek page ke to 8000 likes he..JSK

A conductor Kicked a Lady out of bus,
Police took him to jail and gave him Shock it had no effect on him
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Becoz he was a BAD CONDUCTOR..

If people commit suicide because of too many problems,
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when will my...
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Maths book commit suicide ???

It has tons of problems..

Katrina kaif crores mein kamati hai

Wah! wah!

Katrina kaif crores me kamati hai
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fir b 30 Rupay ka Pauwaa chhada k aa Jati He..

tchr- tum kya karoge agar chor peche ke darvaaje se aya ???
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boy- maam i will dial 001 to police bhi peeche ke darwaaje se ayegi...

Teacher-- What is the meaning of Green dot on the packet of Parle-G ???
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B0y-- mam, it means Parle-G is now online...

Girlfriend- I need Space!!

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Boyfriend- then Go to NASA !!!!.....

A common Q asked by the married people

Is Life Beautiful ?

Yes,Life is Beautiful..

But

Terms & Conditions of WIFE is applied..lolz...

People Fight For Religion . .
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People Die For Religion,
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People Do Not Follow The Religion…”
THINK.....

Have you ever noticed that when you shout "HEY IDIOT...."!!
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About 10 people turn around ???....

"YAWNING"...
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Is Nature's Way Of Saying..

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10% Battery Remaining

"GOOD NIGHT FRDS"....

What i say is......

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world..........

Me-I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated

Girl-So what do you do?
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me:I close my eyes and act like i am sleeping...

Girl-I'm not feeling well Today

Boy-Oh! Thatz too bad, i thought of taking yu for shopping Today

Girl-I was joking
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Boy-Me Too...

Barso pahale Delhi me 1 ped tha
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lutere us ped k niche baith kar chori k mal ka batwara kiya karte the
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Ab vaha parliament he...

True Fact;-

After 100 years from now, Facebook will have :-
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500 million accounts of DEAD people !!!...

WHY CHINA DON'T PLAY CRICKET ??
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BECAUSE
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ALL FACES ARE SIMILAR, AGAR KOI OUT HO GAYA TO MUH DHOKAR PHIR SE BATTING KAR SAKTA HAI

The awesome moment..
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When light goes and
students start making
different voices in
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