PARTH_JSK Wishes Collection - Page 4

An old Indian women slips on ice and falls..

She cries.. "Hai meri kismat !!"

A Foreigner walks past and says..
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"Hi.. Merry Christmas to you too."..

Nail paint lagaya jaata h nail mein...

wah wah

nail paint lagaya jaata h nai mein...

Wah wah

ACP-ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna jail mein...

The Fastest Thing We Type Is

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Our "Password"....

Saari Raat guzar jaati hai bas isi Kashmakash me

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Ye saali rajaai me hawa kidhar se ghus rahi hai...

Jab LADKI Facebook pe tumse baat na
kare to usse kaise baat karoge??
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Uske WALL pe likh do..
Mere inbox me 'I Luv U' kyu bheja re??...

The very worst disadvantage of
being too strong is that
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Nobody cares even when you are
hurt...

Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship

of course rajni won.

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guess

what did he make in final???
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Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.

RAJNI ROCKKSSSS !!!!.....

How Many Likes For This Sentence...

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I Hate Exams.........

A person who have a lot of anger inside ,
definitely luvs people more den any1 else,

bcoz
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if red is the sign of anger then it also indicates luv too...

agar ghee sidhi ungli se na nikle toh
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toh ghee ko garam kar lo..

har cheez mae ungli karna aachi baat nai hai....

Suppose Grlz are intelligent .

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Hahahahahahaha... Mere se to nahe ho raha suppose... tum try karo yaar !!!.....

Kolaveri Di is to be banned becz of the Lyrics
'White skin girl,girl..Girl heart black!'
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Kapil Sibal says-'This is in-reference to
Sonia Gandhi....

The only time Internet pages seem to load quickly is
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when you click on the wrong link...

A boy started using Fb since 10th May 2008 and has 263
friends..!!
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His Gf started using FB since 19 Nov 2011 and has 1,517
friends

WTF !!

This is the diff btw a boy and a girl..

Teacher : Repeat the sentence
"Delhi me Qutub Minar Hai.."
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Student (in a sleepy tone) :
"Dubai mein Kutta beemar Hai....

Q-y dis kolaveri di?


Phale ye to pata karo ki melody itni choclaty kyun hai?

Kolaveri di ka pata hum baad me b kar lenge .

Don ko sirf 11 mulko ki Police hi nahi main bhi dhoond raha hoon
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Kyuki mujhe RaOne ke paise waapis chaahiye....

Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR

Main Ladki ke sath date maar raha tha aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola:
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"kal wali Zyada achi thi"...

"Khamosh bethte hai to log kehte hai udasi achchi nahi."

Or

zara sa hans le to log muskurane ki wajah puch lete hai...

Question : Why does Santa Clause have to be a man ?
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No woman will wear same dress year after year.

A boy wanted to knw the age of his gf
So he asked
When is ur birthday?

Girl-21st 0ct

Boy-“Which year?”

Girl-“my boy..every year”

don't try to play with girls!!!....

Boy-Do u Love Me.?
Girl-hmmm!!
Dekho Aisa Hai K
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Boy:Uff..
Ya Toh Haan Bolo Ya Naa..
PlZ Don't Behave Like Congress....

Special yoga for highly stressed students

sit on your chair bend your head back

close your eyes slowly completely relex & say
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Bhad me gayi degree...........

1 day there was a debut and

Mom said i has phone
Son said i has pad
Daughter said i has pod

Wat does father say?
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I paid.....

MATHS CLASS of 2012.....

2 , 3, 5 - prime numbers,
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6 , 8, 9 - composite numbers
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munni, sheela, jalebi bai - item numbers...

Santa thought LOL meant.??

Lots of Love.!!

So.,

He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND-

You are the only girl in my life..LOL...

One Question that will change the way u think and the course of ur life....
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Shaktimaan Clockwise Ghumta Tha Ya Anti-Clockwise???..

PJ

If you wanna be in a relationship..
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Just buy a Ship and name it "Relation"

Now you Travel in that ship and it can be in a Relationship...

The Beauty Of Indian Traffic Is That:
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One Has To Look On Both Sides;
While Crossing A ONE WAY ROAD......

2 dost ek hi exm me 2 ri bar fail ho gaye

1 dost- chal yaar suicide karte hai,

2 dost- abe pagla gaya h kya agle janam fir "jr.KG" se shuru karna padega.....