Max ... Wishes Collection

Mrne k bad ham sitare ban jayenge, jiteji n sahi mrne k bad kaam aayenge,Kabhi upar dekhna apko nzar aayenge, MANG LENA JO JI CHAHE..APKE LIYE FIR TUT Jayenge

Aaj hai kal chale jayenge,
Kya pata yaad bhi ayenge ya nahi ayenge,
Kabhi mile fursat to yaad kar lena,
Hum to sirf ek hichki se hi khush ho jayenge.

Hichkiyo ka aana band ho gaya,shayad hmara pyaar humse tang ho gya,phone aana to bahut badi baat hai,ab to msg ka aana bhi band ho gaya...

Pyaar Se Chahe Armaan Mang Lo. Roothkar Chahe Muskaan Mang Lo. Tamanna Ye Hai Ki Na Dena Kabhi Dhoka Fir Haskar Chahe Meri Jaan Mang Lo..
Gud morning

Main roz msg kyu bhejta hu ?



Kya mai pagal hu?


No !


Time paas?


No


Mai ye msg apne Desh k liye krta hu kyki,


"PADHEGA INDIA TABHI TO BADHEGA INDIA"

Kuchh khubsurat sath chhuta nhi karte.
Ye waqt ye lamhe rutha nhi karte,
milte hai kuch dost aise zindgi me,
jinse rishte kabhi tuta nahi karte.
Gudnight..!!

"ALWAYS SMILE"
U know Y..?

Bcoz :
Haso!
Jiyo!
Muskurao!
Khush raho!
Kya Pata..
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Kal mujhse PANGA ho jaye &
Hasne k liye Daant hi na rhe.

Premika:Aisa Khat koi Likh Sajna,
Meri Umar Beet Jaye Pdhne Me...



Premi:



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Le Padh le.

Kyo itni mohabat krte hai dost tumse,
Yehi swal krte hai hmesha apne dilse,
Ye duriya sahi nahi jati humse,
Yad bahut krte hai kasam se..

Jab Hum Bole Ki JAAN De Sakte He
To Vo Bole Ki Hum MAZAK Krte He
Jab Hum Sach Me Mar Gye UNKE Liye To Wo Bole Ki Hum Par To Hazaron Marte He..

DAIRY MILK
PERK
KITKAT
MUNCH
MILKY BAR

Ye Sab Aapke Liye









Qki Din he Suhana aaj pehli tarikh he..
Mitha he khana aaj pehli tarikh he.
Gudnight..!!

Chaye hue the badal pr hm khoye nhi..
Dard bahut tha DIL me par hm roye nhi..
Koi nhi hmara jo hmse puche..
K jaag rahe ho kisike liye ya kisike liye soye nhi.

,;*;*;*;* Haal
*( "._." )* Kaisa >")("< Hai
,,,(")("),Janab Ka, Kya Khayal Hai Aapka, Hum To so Gaye Ho Ho Ho
Tum Bhi so Jao Ha Ha Ha... Gud Nite

Ek baar chinti hathi k upar beth kr ja rahe hoti hain..
Raste me kacha pul aa jata ha usko dekhkr chinti boli "cross kr loge ya me utru?'' :-)
:-D

Meri prem kahani ka kya gajab ENDING tha? Meri prem kahani ka, kya gajab ENDING tha, propose kiya tha maine"SMS"se, Jo unki shaadi tak "PENDING"tha.

BOY: Tum Shadi K Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahi Mangogi?GIRL:Nahi me aisi Ladki nahi hu.Tum Apni ma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena!
RISHTA WAHI, SOCH NAYEE
STAR PLUS:)

Jisko chaha tha zindagi ki tarha. Chal diye woh ek ajnabi ki tarha. Neend ati hai na maut ati hai, dono naraz hai shayad usi ki tarha.

Nafrat laakh mili par koi chahat n mili, jindgi bit gai par koi rahat n mili,unki mhfil me har insan ko haste dekha,ek ham the tanha jise hasne ki ijajat n mili

1 baat bolu



Naraz mat hona





Bol du.



Soch lo.






Mai




Apse










Pyar.







Se keh raha hu.Sms kar do nahi to khoon kharaba ho jayega..

Kar Jate He Sharart Qki Thode Shaitan He Hum
Kar Dete He Galti Qki Insan He Hum
Na Lagana Meri Bato Ko Dil Se
Apko To Pata H Kitne Nadan He Hum

Arz hai...
Laila ki shadi me lafda ho gaya...
Laila ki shaadi me lafda ho gaya...
Majnu itna nacha,
ki langda ho gaya...

Us bewafa ne aaj phir hmko rula diya,
jis ko krte the pyar usne hi bhula diya,
hum use bhulane ke liye aasu pite gye,
or 1 din usne aasuon me b zeher mila diya.

Usko Bhool Jane Ka Koi Irada Na Tha,
Uske Siwa KisiSe Wada Na Tha,
Nikal Dete Dil Se Shayad Use Hm,
Pr is Kambkht Dil Me Koi Darwaja Na Tha.

Koi hasaye to thoda has lete h. Ankhon me gum ho to rolete h. Neend hume waise kam hi ati h,mgr sapno mai wo ayenge ye sochkar thoda so lete h.:-) gd mrng

Girl to Baba-If I kiss a boy to kya hoga?
Baba- Narak mein jaogi sidhe?
Girl-Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?

Baba-chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai..gd mrng.

Jindagi chhoti or jina asan hai, sath nibhana bada muskil kaam hai,magar ye wada raha jabtak jindagi hamare pas hai, humari pyaar hamesha apke saath hai

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=(,,)=(,,)=
ole ole ole
Choo sweeeeT
hun ache bache ban k uth jaao
kyoki nini ka waqt khatam ho gya hai.GooD morning

Zindgi Ki Hqiqt Sirf Itni Hoti H
Jab Jagta H Insan To Kismat Soti H
Insan Jis Pr Apna Haq Khud Se Jyada Smjta H
Wo Amant Aksar Kisi Or Ki Hoti Hai

Long Hai Manzil,
Far Hai Kinara,
Fir Why Nahi Aaya Today Sms Tumhara,
Forget Gaye Number Aur Naam Hamara,
Ya Fir U Have Found Someone Humse Bhi Pyara...

Coca Cola Mai Pesticide,
Cadbury Me Keede,
dudh mai milawat,
Pani Bi Kharab,

Saaf Bachi Hai To sirf SHARAB!

Piyo Sir Utha Ke ! Jio Ladkhada Ke!



CHEERS.:-)