AJIT RUBY Wishes Collection - Page 2

Din Bhar Ki Thakan Ab Mita Lijiye

Ho Chuki Rat Roshni Bujha Lijiye

Ek Khubsurat Khwab Raah dekh Raha hai

Bus Palkon ka Parda Gira Lijiye...
* Good Night *

Ek chote bche ne exam sheet pr POTTYkarke teacher ke hath me thama di...

Teacher- ye kya kia..?

Student- sir apne hi kaha tha ki jo aa rha hai wahi kr de...

Dosti k liye ajab misal hain hum

Sachche dost ki pehchan hain hum,
Ye to nahi kahte,Sultan Mirza hain hum Mumbai k,

Lekin"lucknow"k ''DON'' hai hum.

"Ae hawa tu udhar to jati hogi"
"Unko hmara haal to batati hogi"
"zara chhu kar to dekh unke dil ko"
"kya yaad unko v hamari aati hogi.g.m.

Kharid sakte unhe to apni zndgi bechkar bhi kharid laate....par afsos hai ki kuch log KEEMAT se nhi KISMAT se mila karte hai....:-)

Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small....
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Now that place is known as
"Disney Land".. :-P

1O,OOO Years Ago Rajnikanth's Girlfriend Died.
He CRIED a LOT & Today
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Still 71% of the earth's surface is covered wid water;-)

Never Tell your Problems To anyone except The 1% People . Who Genuinely Love U, Because 20% People Don't Care And Othr 79% People r Glad Tht u Have Problem.

Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST .?


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Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...

Ye exam,ye marks,ye %, sab bekar ki batein hain.Sab moh maya hai, Aap khali hath aaye ho',khali hath jaaoge. Is Sach ko apnaao or Razaai odh k so jaao!

Dr. to accident patient:
Jab car ek mahila chala rhi thi to tumhe sadak se dur chalna chahiye tha.
Patient: Kaisi sadak?
Mai to KHET ME LOTA LEKE betha tha. Jai hind

A very true thought:

"Wenevr i wana fall in luv wid my books.
My bed falls in luv wth me"

n I believe,
pyar usise karo jo tumse pyar kare..Isnt it?Muj bahut nini ati hai

JIVAN KA EK SACH

Sacha pyar hamesha galat insan Se hota he,

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Jab sache insan Se hota he tab galat waqt pe hota he. g n

Excellent quote:
"Love doesn't come when U meet a Person..

It comes when U think about that Person"...

Sunhere suraj ki Sunheri kirne,
Sunheri kirno ka Sunhera din, Sunhere din ki Sunheri Shuruvat Sirf SUNHERE logo Ke saath.
Pyara sa

"Su-prabhat"
/Good morning/

Khubsurti ye nahi k naye kapde, joote pehno, Smart nazar aao..
Balki khubsurti to andar se hoti hai

Isliye

Chaddi hamesha mast Rangin dhaari wali pehnna..haha

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Special
NESCAFE COFFEE..
One For Me,
One For You..

Cheers!

Let's Enjoy.. ..Good Morning!..:-)

Everything happens for a purpose.

Our friendship was not an accident.

God wanted me to get the best.
Bt,
Unfortunately you got d best!
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I'm not single because I don't get offers....
I'm single because I won't settle for less than I deserve.....

Jai : Apni Galfrnd k sath Pahli date pr:

Ye Meri Pehli Date H Darling, Agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jaye,To Mujhe Chota Bhai Samajh Ke Maaf Kar Dena.

Aaj Mere Pass Mobile Hai
Number Hai
Charger Hai
Battery Hai
Balnce Hai
Aapke Pass Kya Hai?
Hai Koi new Msg?
To Bhej Do
Agar Nahi hai To Mobile Bech Do.
Gud n8..

Mere mobile ko sukoon mil gaya,EMPTY inbox me sms ka phool khil gaya,apka sms tha ya kele ka chilka,jise padte hi mera dil fisal gaya.

A small nice msg:
If someone hurts u,
ignore it.
If u can't ignore, forget it.
If u can't forget, laugh at it.
If u can't laugh,
den...
'YOU DESERVE IT' GUDNYT

Beautiful tomorrow never come. When it comes,it is already TODAY....! In the hunt of beautiful tomorrow. Don't waste your wonderful today..

A Solid Truth-
"Wen u start loving somebody, you start caring about urself.. But when you start caring about others, somebody starts loving u..!!
gudnyt..! :-)

Kisi ki yad sataye to kya kare,Kisi ki awaz sunne ka dil agar chahe to kya kare? Log kahte hai ke sapno mein hoti hai mulakat Lekin nind hi na aye to kya kare.

Apne SAPNO ko kabhi ye mat batao k aapki takleef kitni badi hai...
Apni takleef ko ye batao k aapka SAPNA kitna bada hai...

A Hug pulls two persons closer
But they don't see each-other's expressions when it happens !
Reason ?
Some great moments are just meant to be felt..

2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?
To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?

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A sweet teddy for a sweet person in a sweet mood just to say have a sweet Gud nit..