AJIT RUBY Wishes Collection - Page 18

Kabhi Kabhi Sochta Hu Ki Apne Aap Ko Mar Dalu



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Phir Sochta Hu



India Me Sirf 1410 Tiger hi Bachenge.

good morning.

Santa- Aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai.!Kya khilate ho isey?



Banta-wo sher hi hai,saala PYAR-VYAR k chkkar me padke kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai..!

Constable-Sir,

Humne sharab se bhara hua ek truck pakad liya hai.


Chulbul Pande-Usse kyaa hoga,
Ek truck sode ka aur ek namkeen ka bhi pakdo.

Always tell ur problems to 1% people who genuinely loves u, b'coz 50% people don't care of ur problem & 49%people become happy that u hv a problem.

Good Night

Bas itna hi kaha tha, Ke tere pyaar me
Barson k pyase hain sanam.




Kambkhat ne








Pipe muh mein daal kar,motor chala di...
***GOOD NIGHT***

Santa: My wedding was going to happen but... Banta: But? What's the problem? Santa: My wife didn't know it.

Mil jaye kisi din aap,aisa bhi nahi lagta. Lekin vo apka wada jhuta bhi nahi lagta. Milta hai sukun DIL ko apke har SMS ko padhkar, har roz na Aye apka SMS to ye accha bhi nahi lagta.

THEOREM of LIFE:

"Luck & Kick r directly prportionl 2 each other.

Wen Luck favors,u can Kick d whole wrld,
But wen Luck fails,d whole wrld Kicks u.
Gudmrng:-)

Jeene ke liye yaadon ka kafila bahut hai,
Armano aur khwabon ka silsila bahut hai.

Yaad rakho to dil ke paas hai,

Bhool jaao to fasla bahut hai.

WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

" W "!!

B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"

WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY

WIFE....!

Zamin ke har zarre ko aftaab kar denge, gulsan ke har phlu ko gulab kr denge hr subah karoge intizaar aap hamare sms ka, hm aapki aadat itni kharab kr denge..

GOD:I Cant Be Evrywhere So I Created MOTHERS

DEVIL:I Cant Be Evrywhere So I Created GIRLS.

GOD: Dont Worry I Hav Created BOYS To Chnge Them To MOTHERS!

Shikayat hai tumse dil ki hamari. kya ab yaad nahi aati tumko hamari. bhul hi gaye hame shayaad tum. ya fir tum yaad karte the ye galat fehmi thi hamari.

Best message from forest deparment-

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''Pedo Se B Utna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Pedo K Niche Karte Ho'';-)

A Cute Proposal:
Boy-I Love U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'll Die For U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I Cant Live Without U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'll Marry U
Girl - Really!
Boy- huttt.....

Pyar Itna Hi Karo Ki DiL Behal Jaye,
Itna Bhi Na Chaho Ki DUM Nikal Jaye.

Tu Itna PYAR Kar Jitna SEH Sake,

Bichadna Bhi Pade To ZINDA Reh Sake.

Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,

Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,

Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese Check Karwaunga..

India ka New Offer.. Ji haa.. Ab Call Rates honge Dimag ke Hisaab se., Jitna kam Dimag utna kam Call Rate. CONGRATULATION! Aapki sabhi calls muft ho gayi hai...

Chandni lahro ko tufan bana deti hai,Maut insan ko bejan bna deti hai,Raste pr pade patthar ko patthar na samjho,Adami ki chahat use,BHAGWAN bana deti hai..

Sharabi ko Daru peta dekh American bola-Pani to mila lo
Sharabi-Hum Indian hai itna pani to daru ko dekh ke he muh me aa jata he

Kya apko marne k bad bhi line marni hai ?


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'DONATE UR EYES'


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Ek achhe msg ko kaise-kaise bhejna pad rha hai.


Kalyug h bhai.
Forward kijiye

Recipee:
1.Ek katora lo 2.Usme kuch angur lo
3.Ab 1 angur mu me dalo
4.Ab aaina dekho
5.Dish taiyar,

Dish ka naam :- LANGUR K MUH ME ANGUR.

"Swine Flu"

Yani ki

S-soda
W-whisky
I-ice
N-namkeen at
E-evening with a

F- friend
L- like
U- U...!!

Hai na
kitni
achchi beemari !

A Great & True Saying:
"I love photos"..
Bcoz,
The best thing abt it is that.
It never changes..
Even,
When the people in it change a lot.

The best line which helps to save money when going on dinner with Gf.



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Kya Khaoge MOTI ??:-)

*Most lovable reply*

Gal: u deserve everythin and i deserve nothing.

Boy: i am nothin and u are my everythin.. Do we deserve each other now...? Good morning

why we celebrate Dussehra?bcoz ADHARM per DHARM,JHUT per SATYA,ANYAY per NYAY or BURAI per ACCHAI ki


vijay ho.

happy dussehra

Uski gali se mra janaja nkla
wo na nkle jinke liye jnaja nikla
uska ghar aya to mere dost ct bjane lge
rkh k mera jnaja kmine usko ptane lge

Define:="GUTS"?
Its when your girlfriend catches you in movie theatre with another girl and you say
"SWEETHEART, NEXT SHOW IS WITH U..... PAKKA!!" ;-) gudnite

Always..



Open ur door when u r alone,open ur heart when u sad____But don't open ur hand when u need a friend,becoz I am already holding ur hand foreve.Gd nt