AJIT RUBY Wishes Collection - Page 20

Teacher:
"dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka"

ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.....


Student:
sania ka baccha na india ka na pak ka !

When all rivers bcum dry... When all birds leave the sky.... When all friends say u good bye... REMEMBER i wil always b there 2 say u..... 'MAY I! GUD MORNING@

Teacher.Student Se-Baccho santi ke sath baith jao Student teacher se-Mam santi nahi aai hai madhu ke sath baith jau Good evening .

Khafa ho tum ya koi gum hai, Number kho gaya ya balance kam hai,Bhejo sms agar dum hai, Ya maan jao ki Sms k KING Sirf aur Sirf hum hai

Ek bakra kisi k haatho katne se pahle kaun sa gaana gayega...?

"kar chale ham fida_jaan_o_tan sathiyon.. ..
Ab tumhare hawale ye_"MATAN" saathiyon".Sahi hai na

'Woh Iss chaah Mein Rehte Hain Ki Hum Unko UnSe Mange..:-)



Or Hum is Guroor me Rehte He k Hum Apni Hi Chiz Maaga Nai Krte...GUD MORNING@

Shivji-Bhakt main tumhari tapasaya se khush hua,bol tujhe kya chahiye.?
Bhakt-D.J System dedo Prabhu.
Shivji-Abe SALE D.J hota to main Damroo kyon bajata.:-D

Mirchi muh k alaawa or kaha LAGTI h ?

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Kheto me pagal.

Tumhara Ulta dimag galat hi sochoge.@

A boy came running to the kitchen. Boy: Dad, there is an ugly monster at the door. Dad (Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one!

(",) XCUSE ME!
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Kisi ko fikar h meri.?
Ehsas h mera.?
Bas mai hi SmS karu.?
Mujhe SmS kon krega?
Had hoti hai intezar ki bhi..GUDNITE@

Kumkum bhare kadmo se aaye Ambay Gori aapke dware,sukh samridhi mile aapko apaar,duwa karte hai hum hazar, sada khush rahe aap or aapka parivar HAPPY NAVRATRA

Bahut der k baad train chali. Muslim bola_ya Ali ! Hindu bola_ jai bajrang bali.
santa bola_kya Ali, Kya Bali? Ullu k pattho, Train baju wali Chali.

*¤¤*HAPPY*¤¤*
*¤*NAVRATRI*¤*
*¤¤MAA AMBEY AAPKI JHOLI KO BHARE AUR SUKH SAMVRIDHI KE SATH AAPKI SARI MANOKAMNA KO PURI KAREN*¤¤*.

*¤JAI*¤*

*¤MATA*¤*

*¤DI*¤*

In D Corridors Of Malls Do U Know Y Boyz Catch Gal's Hands?

Coz If Dey Leave Der Hand Dey Vil Go 4 Shoppin!

It Looks Romantic
But Its Economic.

N - Nav
A - Arti
V - Vandana
R - Roshni
A - Aradhana
T - Tez
R - RakhneWali
A - AMBEY MAA apki har MANOKAMNA puri karen
"JAI MATA DI"

Devi maa ke kadam aap ke ghar aaye, aap khusiyon ke deep jalayen, paresaniya aap se aankhe churayen, Nav Ratri ki hardik subh kamnayen. JAI MATA De.

MAA
bharti jholi khali
MAA
Ambe vaishno wali
MAA
Sankat harne wali
MAA
Vipda mitane wali
MAA Durga ke sabhi bhakton ko Navratri ki hardik shubhkamnayen.

Ma ki jyoti se nur milta he, sabke dilo ka sarur milta hai,jo bhi jata hai ma ke dwar pe kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.'JAI MATA DI' HAPPY NAVRATRA.
G.M.

Wakt aur khushi aapke gulam hoge,Har pal aur pehlu aapke hi nam hoge.Jra mud kar dekhiyega mere DOST,aapke har kdam ke neeche mere hatho ke nishan hoge.

KHUSH KHABRI. Subah Subah ab toilet jane ki jarurat nhi.
kyonki..?
BUMPER offer. 'ab huggis sirf 2O rupye me..'
"KAR LO TATTI CHADDI ME">.

DABANG SMS:
Agr tumne hume sms nhi kiya to tumhare mobile me hum itne chhed karenge ki confujiya jaoge ki charger kaha lagaye or earphone kaha lagaye.

SANTA nikkar pehan kar cycle chala raha tha,






















toh ab kya wo nikker bbi utaar de?

Jaan lelo santa ki!! Har baat me mazaak..!! :-/GUDNITE@

Police: Park me aise Q baithe ho?

Srdar: Hm dono sadi-suda hain!

Police: To Ghar me baitho

Srdar:nhi baith sakte na Q K
iska Pati or meri Biwi nhi Manegi.

Always try to understand rather than compromise.
Compromise makes the person unsatisfied & understanding empowers the relationship...

Gudmrng india.
wake up..

Doubts are the part of human nature but letting them to dominate ur trust is d part of gud human nature...!!

Palat palat kar dekhte rah gye hum, unki julfo me aisa khumaar tha. Saari khushiya badal gayi gum me, jab pata chala ki vo ladki nahi sardar tha.GUDNITE!

Rukti Dhadkan Ki Saans Ho Tum Bujti Nazro Ki Pyaas Ho Tum Tarasti Zindgi Ki Aas Ho Tum Fir Kaise Na Kahu Ki SabSe Khaas Ho TUM...

Dur Rhkr B Hmse Vasta Rkhna

Mulakat Na Shi Pr Yado ka Silsila Rkhna

ChuLo Asma ko Aap Meri Tammana Hi

Par MERE Tak Vapas aane ka Rasta Rkhna

Taro ko ginne wale hm na the.akele gungunane vale hm na the.ye to unki surat ne aadat lga di.warna kishi ko itna yad krne vale hm na the.

Rooh kaanp gyi jb Banta ne Santa ki
daadi se kaha="Daadi koi purana gana to sunao."





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Daadi boli= Munni badnaam hui, darling tere liye....!!