AJIT RUBY Wishes Collection - Page 24

Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?




Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai..


"DHAKKAA !"

Pyar dariya hai jiska sahil nahi hota,
Har dil muhabat k kabil nai hota,
Rota wo bi hai jo duba hai pyar me,
Aur rota wo bhi hai jise pyar hasil nhi hota.GUD MORNING@

ONE day DREAMS asked LIFE:
When will we all come true..???
LIFE smiled n
replied:
NEVER!
because THE day all of you came true,
I'll lose my meaning!

One has to look out for engineers. They begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb.
HAPPY ENGINEER'S DAY..:-)

Hasi ki rah mei gam mile to kya karein?
Wafa ki rah mei BEWAFA mile to kya karein?
Kaise bachaye zindgi ko dhokebaazo se..!!
Koi MUSKURA k DHOKA de to kya kare?

Patience and Silence are very powerful energies"
Patience makes u mentally strong..
Silence makes u emotionally strong..

Santa- Kal Raat Ko party main maine ek ladki ko RAPE se Baachaya.
Banta -Wah Bhai Par Kaise??

Santa-Self Control Yaar Self Control !!

Santa: agar me Bus pe chadu ya Bus mujh pe chade,
dono me kya fark hai?

Banta:koi fark nai,

Dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

Care n love is not a business where you give when you get..

It is a beautiful feeling for someone where u love to give even if u dont get. .

Sir: Chalo Newton's law batao..?

SANTA: Sir Mujhe pura nahi bas last ka aata hai.

Sir: chalo utna hi batao..

SANTA:-".. And dis is called d Newton's law"

Pata Hai Apki aur humari muskan me fark kya hai?
Aap khush hone ke baad muskurate ho,
Aur..
Hum Aapko khush dekhne k baad muskurate hai.

physchological fact:
whena person cries due to happiness d first drop of tears cums from d right eyes
but when d 1st tear cum from left its pain...

A swt thought..

"Nevr gt tired of doing litle things4 lovable persons...

Bcz sumtimes little things does occupy d biggest part In der Hearts".
Gd 9t ji.

Cutest Confession Evr Said By a Lover 2 his Love:

"When I Cry.
I See You in My Tears...
But
I Clean My Tears..
So that no one else can See You!".

:-)

A muslim couple after divorce.
Husband:- ab hamare beech koi rishta nahi bacha hai.
Wife:- aise mat bolo salim k abba.
Hum abhi bhi mousere bhai-behen hai...

Life is d hardest school,
as never no what level of class u r in,

wat exam u wil hav next & u cant cheat bcoz nobody else wil hav d same question..:-)

Beautiful time dsn't mean staying in touch wd one another fr each & every moment, it also means missing d absence of each other & waiting to meet again..:- )

Every successful person has a painful story. Every painful story has a successful ending so accept the pain and get ready for success.

World Record..
Ek Aadmi Ne Aaj 24 Ganto Tak
Pani Me Saans rok-Kar K Naya Record
Banaya He!
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Uska Janaza KaL subha Niklega. ;)

Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..

Banta:Kitne Run Banaye?

Santa:Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.

Banta:shit Yaar so close.. ;-)

Zindgi Me "SHAADI" Krna Bahut Zaruri He.

Puchho Q..?




Puchho na.?









QKi Zindgi Me "KHUSHIYA" Hi Sab Kuchh Nhi Hoti.!

"GAM" B ' Zaruri Hai.

Jaan"keh kr jaan le gaye wo.. Apna keh kr jahan le gaye wo.. Hm to aankh band kar k chal dete the unke pichhe.. Par jannat k bahane shamshan le gaye wo...

Best msg forever! do u know why lov is blind? Lov is blind bez...... Ur mom started to lov u befor not seeing ur face. Swet mamma

Aftr Hard work frm whole Day

Patni-
kitna kmaya?

Papa-
kya bchaya?

Bchche-
kya laya?
Par
MAA puchti
Hai

KUCH KHAYA?

Never Hurt Ur Mumma

Girl-Wo SMS pe SMS Kr rha Tha

Maine Kaha
Aaj Itna Pyar KisLiye

Boy-Ye Pyar Nhi Pagli
Kal msg Pack ki Expiry He Isliye.

D privilege of friendship is dat we can talk nonsense all d time n d funny thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed, valued, liked and respected;-)

Ek machar suicide karne ke liye chipkali ke samne jaake bola plz eat me
but usne mana kar diya why?

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bcoz us din karvachoth tha..

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May Lord Ganeshji
Bring Lots Of Peace,
Prosperity and
Happiness to U.
GANPATI BAPPA MORYA

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May Lord Ganesha give you all the joys & happiness..

Jai Siddhivinayak ji !!

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi..

Dibbe me dibba,dibbe me khrgosh
dibbe me dibba,dibbe me khrgosh
dibbe me dibba,dibbe me khrgoshh
rameshh ne ankh mari pushhpa behosh