AJIT RUBY Wishes Collection - Page 25

apke khyalo se furasat nahi milati.ek pal ko ruksat nahi milati.mil jana h hame sab kuch yahan bas dekhane ko aap ki surat nahi milati.

The biggest joke on Doctors..
Dr. to patient's frnd: Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isse bacha lete.
Frnd: Abe saale,
15minute pehle to accident hua..:-

L.K.G boy-tu mujse shadi klegi?
G-nhi
B-kalle na
G-nhi me ni klungi
B-plz kalle teko tophi duga
G-isiliye to ni klni,qk kisi ol se choclt me bat ho lakhi hai...

Dum h to ans do
China kis Desh me h?
15 Aug kis Date ko ati h?
Green Rng kis Color ka Hota h?
Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte h?
Mumtaz k Qabar me Kon Dafan h?

Kbhi-kbhi ansu Smile se zyada spcl hote h,
Kyuki Smile to sb k liye hoti h,
Mgr ansu unk liye hote h, jinhe hm khona nhi chahte.
~>

X is imposible for God, X is above God, If u eat X u will die, rich needs X, poor has X , X is a 7 letter word Reply if u r genius. What is X?

Ye jo Patte h hawao se hilate He
is alam me ache bahot km milate He
Apne MAA-BAAP ko n dena taklif Dosto
Qki MAA-BAAP bade NsIbo se milate H.

AMERICAN LIFESTYLE Daughter-Sorry dad I got married yesterday.I forgot to inform u...
Dad- Its ok my child. But dont forget to invite me the next time...!!

Every Failure Has Some Positive Feedback,
For Exmple, Type the Word "rejected" in Dictionary Mode. See What u get,
Its amazing...

Eid ('.')
Ane *==))==*
Wali __/ L
H
Jis Jis ko Hme Eid Mubark
Kehna Ho
Wo Line Me Lag Jaye
('.') ('.') ('.')
<)) <)) <)) <))
LL LL LL LL dhakka mukki nhi.

Ajnbi rhna pr kisi ka intjar mt krna.Kisi k pyar k liye khud ko bekrar mt krna.Acha sath mil jaye to hath tham lena. Pr dikhave k liye kisi se pyar mt krna.

Dost Pyar mera kab tak thukrate rahoge,
.
kabtak nazre churate rahoge,
.
Aate rahenge aise Hi msg mere,
.
kab tak inko mitate rahoge.

: Boys use d word frndshp to start love. Girls use d same word to end love.
Same word But diffrnt Attitude...!!

.-^-. @(.'_'.)@ () ,jj, ()( )( '/. )( )
[= = = = = =]
Ye chote se Ganpati aapke liye, jo aapka hamesha khayal rakhenge...
*GUD MORNING*

Lecturer: What comes first - Sun or Moon?

Student: Obviously Moon.

Lecturer: How?.. Student: Abe Dhakkan Honey'MOON', k baad hi to 'SON' Ayega na...

Jab ap Kisi Ko Khuda Se Mango Aur Woh ap Ko Naa Mile To Samajh Jao ki apko Khuda Se Koi Aur Mang chuka Hai.

AKAS CHHUNE KI TAMANNA LEKER, JIS DOR KE SAHARE HUM AKAS ME UD CHALE.... HUME KAB PATA THA KE, WO DOR TOOT JAYEGI.. JO KABHI APNI THI WO DUNIYA CHUT JAYEGI...
Good Night

Meri Hasi Ka Hisab Kon Krega ,
Meri Galti Ko Maf Kon Krega ,
Aye Khuda Is Msg Padne wale ko Slamat Rkna ,
Varna Meri Shadi me NAGIN WALA DANCE KON
Karega . . .

Tufaan me kashti ko kinare bi milte hai. Jahan me logo ko sahare bi milte hai. Jahan me subse pyari hai jindgi. Kuch log jindgi se pyare bi milte hai.

Yadon ko tumhari hum pyar krte hain.Jaan bhi tum pr nisaar karte hain,fursat mile to kuchh likh bhejna,mere dost sirf ek apke hi sms ka to hum intjar krte hain.

2 cockroach ICU Me 1 dusre k bagal me Admit the.
Pehla cockroach:
"Kya tujhe 'Baygon' se maara?"

DUSRA COCKROACH: Nahi re pagal Paragon se.

Na Tang Karo Hum Sataye Huye Hai,
Mohabbat Ka Gum Dil Pe Uthaye Huye Hai.
Khilona Samajhkar Humse Na Khelo,
Hum B Usi Khuda K Banaye Huye Hai..

Apne Muje Dekha
Fir Aap Mere Piche Aye
Aate Gye.

Fir
Fir
Fir Kya..?

Mujhe
"1 Rupya Dena Hi Pada"

uthne wale Yatri kripya dhyan de, Good Morning EXPRESS, aapke mobile ke platform par aa chuki hai, Sweet passenger se anurodh hai ki vo uth jaye
G@@D M@RNING

Yar
Aapke liye 1 bahut bad news hai. Aap ro padenge ye news sunkar Pehle wada kro aap royege nhi aapko meri kasam h,








Aap kabhi
MUMMY nahi ban sakte..

*Beautifu| $un*
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'-.,__,.-'
*Fre$h Air*
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*$weet ?ird$*
* * * * *
*Kn0Ck Ur Do0r*
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*Ju$t 2 $ay U*
GOOD MORNING.

Jab se tmhe dekha he,


mera


din ko


raat ko


subah ko


shaam ko


dopeher ko




Has-Has ke bura haal ho gaya h.
Oh my GOD!
insaan aise bhi hote hai.

A Gal shud CARE 4 her guy lyk a CHILD & A guy shud RESPECT his gal lik his MOM
Coz No Guy can Hurt her Mom & No Gal can luv sm1 mor den her child.

Tinka tinka tufan me bikharte chale gaye,tanhai ki gahraiyon me utarte chale gaye.Jannat thi har sham jin dosto ke sath,1-1 karke sab bichadte chale gaye..