AJIT RUBY Wishes Collection - Page 27

Tum Na Sms Karte Ho Na Call.

I Think U hve Zero Balance.

Ye Lo Card No. Recarge Kar Lo.

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Scratch Khud Karo.

I m Busy.

Beutiful words : "Everyday starts with some expectation"

but


"everyday ends with some Exprience".........:- )

Hr kasti ka kinara nhi hota
Jise krte h pyar wo hamara nhi hota
Rota hoga sagar B kisik Intezar me Vrna sagar ka pani Itna khara nhi Hota

Arz hai-

Chahte hain hum aapse Aisi dosti ka wada,
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5 rupye ka Vim Baar,
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Gale kam aur chale zyada..:-)

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(_good_,=-----/ ._/_/_nyt



Road pe bohot kichad tha
Is liye
aaj Helicopter pe aana pada just to say gud nyt

Gajodhar:Hello amma khush khabri he!
Amma-Ka he?
Gajodhar-Amma hum 2 se 3 ho gye he!
Amma-Ldka hua ki ldki?
Gajodhar-Nahi tuhar bahuriya 2sri shadi kr li hai.

Nazro ko nazaaro ki kami nhi hoti.Phool ko baharo ki kami nhi hoti.Aap kyu hume yaad kroge.Aap to aasma ho aur aasma ko sitaro ki kami nhi hoti..

A really smart statement!..
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"I may not always love all the girls who loved me....
But i surely do respect n appreciate their choice....!!"

Zindagi ko pyar hum unse zada nhi karte,kisi pe atbar unse zada nahi krte,wo ji sake mere bin to achchi bat hai,hm ji lenge unke bin ye vada nhi karte.GUD MORNING@

Ghor Kalyug

A boy disturb a girl at bus stop
girl:u bastard dnt u hav mom/sister@home?
Boy:no
girl:to chalna tere ghar jate he yaha time pass kyu kar rahe ho?

Kitni parwah karte hai hum unki. Kash unhe ye ehsas ho jaye. Kahi aisa na ho wo jab hosh me aaye. Aur hum gahri neend me so jaye.

"AAP"
jante ho hame kya pasand h?
Bela ki
"MEHAK"
Raat ki
"CHANDNI"
Shaam ki
"UDAASI"
December ki RAATEIN,Doston ki BAATEIN
AurIs msg ka pehla lafz.

Snta- pant ki silai kitni h?
Tailor-150 rs.
Snta- Aur nikkar ki?
Talor -50 rs.
Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo..gm.

Unki chahat me dil majbur ho gya,
Bewafai krna unka dastur ho gya,
Kasur unka nahi mera tha,
Humne chaha hi itna ki unko sayd gurur ho gaya.

Pandit ne aap k mobile ki rashi dekh kr btaya hai k aap k cell pr kanjusi ki maha-dasha chal rhi hai..SMS bhej kr greh shant kro nhi to set chori ho jayega.

Its Better To Bunk A Clas Than To Miss A party Wit Frnds..
Bcoz, Today When I Look Back.

EQUATIONS Never Make Me LAUGH..

But MEMORIES Do..!:-)

Teachr 2 studnt-past, present, future ka 1example me deti hu or 1tum do
Tchr-"m sundr thi,sundr hu,sundr rhungi.
Stdnt-apko vham tha,vham h or vham rhega.

Wo Karte He Bat Mohabat Ki

Pr Mohabat Ke Dard Ka Unhe Ehsas Nhi

Mohabat Wo Chand He Jo Dikhta He Sab Ko

Par Use Pana Sab Ke Bus Ki Bat Nhi

Gud day

Mohabbat ek Dhoka HaI,

Jisme Har Lover Rota Hai,

Kya Mila Kisi Ko Mohabbat Karke?

Jisne NahI Ki Wo BhI Kisi KI Daastan Sun K Rota Hai.

Ek bacha mummy se pitne k bad apne papa se!
Papa kabhi aap Egypt gaye ho?



Papa:Nahi beta



Bachcha: Phir itni khaufnaak mummy kahan se le aaye.

Inbox k mojuda halat aur outbox k bayanat ko madde nazar rakhte hue ye adalat aapko dafa $DOSTI$ K tahat kanjus karar dete hue 10 sms karne ka hukm deti hai..

Angrejo ne chand par pani aur barf ki khoj ki h

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Ab hame sirf

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DARU AUR BHUJIYA le k jana h....

Cheeers...

B INDIA THINK INDIAN.

Arz Kiya He!
Ankho Main Nami
Thi
Or
Vitamin Ki Kami
Thi
Wah!Wah!

Jis Se Raat Bhar Chatting
Ki Woh...








GirLFriend Ki Mummy
Thi!

Kisi ki kabar ko kisi ki chahat ne saja diya.Kisi ki mout ko kisi ne jindgi bana diya.Nahi rahe chahnewale to kya hua.Mohabbt ne kabar ko bhi tajmahal bana diya

Maakhan khave, Shor machave Gopiyon ke sang Raas rachave,
Murli bajake Mann harshave hai Natkhat Nand Gopal...
Wish U A very Happy Janmashtmi

"2 places r most valuable in d World, D Nicest place is 2 b in som1s THOUGHTS... n D Safest place is 2 b in Som1s PRAYERS..."

Dilko dukhane me Waqt kitna lagta h
Ansu bahane me Waqt kitna lagta h
Logo ko humari yaad aati hi nahi
Warna 1msg krne me waqt kitna lgta h..

Makhan churakr jisne khaya, Bansi bajakr jisne nachaya, Khushi manao uske janm ki, Jisne duniya ko Prem shikhaya.
HAPPY JANMASATMI

Dekho Phir Janmashtmi Aayi Hai,Makhan Ki handi ne phir mithas bhadhai hai,Kanha Ki leela hai Sabse Pyari,Wo de tumhe duniya bhar k khusiya sari.Happy Janmasthmi

Ale mele dost tu abi tak so la h,Deth me to uth daya hu, Buluchh b tal lia oll tujhe msg b tal dia. Tal ab tu b uth da walna teli mummy malegi. Dud molning..:-)