AJIT RUBY Wishes Collection - Page 28

Nand ke ghar Anand Hi Anand Bhayo,Jo Nand Ke Ghar Gopal Aayo, Jai Ho Murli Dhar Gopal ki,Jai Ho Kanhaiya Lal Ki" Happy Janmashtami.fr

Boy:apne gharwalo ko chhod diya tere liye, Sab se rishta tod diya tere liye
Tune aaj tak kiya hi kya hai mere liye
Ladki: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE..

Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena...,,:-(
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Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge....!!

Dahi ki handi
Baris ka fuhar
Makhan churane aaye nandlal
Mubarak ho aapko janmastami ka tyohar.
Happy krishan janmastmi.

30 min ho gaya.. Mai sone ja raha hun call mat karna.. Gd nite( ye msg kyu kia hai)

Ldke ne patli si ladki ke pas sms bheja- Chahra tera khas nahi haddiyo m teri mas nahi pyar kya tujhse khak kare teri to jine ki bhi aas nhi

khubsurt sa 1 pal kissa ban jata hai, jane kb kaun zindgi ka hissa ban jata hai. kuch log zindgi me milte hai,jinse kbi na tutne wala Rista ban jata hai.

Once I was in Luv, but she broke my heart into pieces.
Now each piece of my heart loves separately,
& now people cal me a......
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- FLIRTY - :)

Makhan Ka Katora
Mishri Ka Thaal, Mitti Ki Khushbu
Baarish Ki Fuhar, Radha Ki Ummide
Kanhaiya Ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Apko "JANMASHTAMI" Ka Tyohar.
Gud night
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Wo Chand He Per Tumse Pyara To Nhi,
Shmaa Ka Parwane K Bin Guzara To Nhi,
Mere Dil Ne Suni Ek Mithi Si Aawaj,
Kahi Tumne Mujhe Pukara To Nhi.MISS U .

Pathar ki hai Duniya jazbat nahi Samjhti,Dil me kya hai vo Bat nahi Samjhti,
Tanha to Chand hai Sitaro ke Beech Magar,
Chand ka dard bewafa Raat nahi Samajti..

A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary & his wife did not speak to him for 3 months!

Was the necklace fake?

No,that was the Deal.

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Teacher: Wich was 1st Silent Hindi Movie?


student: If Movie was silent how could u know it was Hindi?



Teacher shcks student Rcks

FACT OF LIFE:
"Solve simple mistakes early before it leads to big problem.Bcoz we always slip from small stones and not from a mountain." ..GOOD MORNING

Apne Pyaar ko Hum Chhupa Na Sake,
Deewane Dil Par Kaabu Pa Na Sake,
Aaj Itne Kareeb Se Guzar gaye Woh,
aur Hum unhe apane hone ka ahesas dila Na Sake...

To, The Khas Frnd, In My Heart.

Sub-i miss u lot.

Oye, I beg 2say dat,I m alone just having ur memories,So kindly Miss me so that I Can get a hichki..

"Natkhat Bansi Wale Gokul K Raja,
Meri Ankhiya Tars Gyi Ab To Aja"
JANMASHTMI k pawn avshr pr is SMS ko itna failae jitna apko KANHA JI se prem h RADHE RADHE

Biwi Ko Apni Palko P Bitha Lo

De K Khushi
Uske Sare Gam Chura Lo

Pyar Aisa Karo
K Sab Dekhte Rah Jye

Padosan bhi Aa K Kahe
Muje B Apni Biwi Bana Lo.

Khayal aya to apka aya,
Aakhe bandh ki to khvab apka aya,
$ocha ke yad karlu bhagavan ko pal do pal,
Par hoth khule to naam apka aya.

United we stand , divided we fall
ka hindi version-


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'Sangathan mein shakti hai,

Akele mein fatt ti hai..

Dont admire ur smartnes 2much infront of mirror...
Even d mirror wil fall in luv seeing ur smartnes

Nice na.....
I hav more jokes,I wil send it later..

Doctor: which soap u use? Santa: Gopal soap,Gopal paste,Gopal brush Dr: Is gopal an international company Santa: No gopal is my room mate .

Muskurahat tumhi se milti hai,
Dard ko raahat tumhi se milti hai,
Ruthna kabhi mat humse A Dosto,
Hume jeene ki chahat Aap se hi milti hai.@good morning@

Khushiya hi khushiya mile tujhe hr taraf, kbi n paye tu gm ki ek jhalak, sari tmnna ho puri, yahi hai dil se dua meri...

I bought 2 dogs named 'ASS' &'FACE'..I kept ASS with me & gifted FACE 2 u.FACE died,I felt so sad bcoz...wenevr i see my ASS i remembr ur FACE!!

Har duaon mein dil se dua karte hain,hath faelaye Rab se ek hi ilteja krte hain,Unpar gum ka ek saaya b na aane paye,jo hume apne dosto me gina krte hain!

Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?

Banta-jo Besan or Pakode ka hai

Santa-wo kaise?

Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai

Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai.

CONFIDENT QUOTE:
WheNever you feel that you failed, say these words,
"I'M NOT FAILED, MY SUCCESS JUST POSTPONED.."

GuD MorninG Frnzzz..
Tke cre..

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With
lots
of
prayers
&
best
wishes.

Gdmrng Hav a nice day

Master-
Maine Tujhe Kutte pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha tha,
Likh K kyu nai Laye?

Santa-
Masterji,
Jaise hi Maine Kutte pe Pen Rakha wo Bhag gaya.