AJIT RUBY Wishes Collection - Page 4

TaTa naino car ,,__.-"""""^-.__"---@----@----'
Rakhlo new year gift hai
Next time"honda city" bhejenge iss saal jara mandi chal rahi he.gd mrg.

Everything which inspires u, everything which means most 2 u, everything that makes u smile& brings u joy ..... i wish 4 u in the new year.

Tomorrow is a new day; u shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.

U r born original so dnt die as a copy
Dnt care if smbdy doesnt like u
U were nt put on earth 2 please any1.
Life is to xpress urself nt to impress sum1.

I m a police oficer and u r under arest,
bcoz jitne pyare aap ho utna pyara hona kanoonan jurm h,is liye Aapko hamari dosti ki umar kaid ki saja di jati h:-)gni8

PAV BHAJI banane k liye aapko chahiye-
Aaloo- 1 kg,
Tamatar- 5 piece,
Masala- 1 packet,
Namak- Swaad Anusar,
Pyaaz...
Aukaat Anusaar !!
:-P jai hind

Achha Dost Ek Phool Ki Tarah Hota Hai,
Jise Hum Chhod Bhi Nahi Sakte or Tod Bhi Nahi Sakte,
Tod Diya To Murjha Jayega or Agar Chhod Diya To Koi or Le JayEGA.

Grl:mat kr picha mera,1din pchtyga,bahr collage k tu samose ka thela lgyega
boy:tu mt thukra mere pyr ko,1din pchtygi usi thele pe brtan manjti tu b nazr aygi..

yun hi khayalat mei nhi milte...but chand mulakat mei nhi milti.....ye aazadi hi 1aisi cheez hai jo kisi ko khairat mei nhi milti...

meri khusi par kiska pehra hai...jane kis ummed pe dil thehra hai...!!
jise pukar rhe the sadiyon se hum...aj pata chala vo behra hai....!!

16 yrs
(.)=(.)/
25 yrs
( . )=( . )/
36 yrs
( . )=( . )/
kia samjhe?


hamesha galt hi sochna
Ziyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lage ga.

Ek Ladki Ne Ladke K Kandhe Pe Sar Rakhkar
Puchha- Ye Kandhe Pe Kab Tak Sar Rakhne Doge?



Best Reply Ever Given By Boy- Jab Tak Log Mujhe Kandha Nai Dete..

AE 'suraj' mere apno ko pegam dena.
Khushi ka din hanshi ki sham dena.
Jab khole wo apne akkhe
To un k chehre par pyari si 'muskan' dena.Gud mrniNg

1 chua sharab ke drum me gira.
Bahar nikal ke mast ho kar soyi hui billi k muh pe kiss ke bola.
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uth munni

aaj ye chulbul tera Dance dekhne aya hai.

MORNING Is
"SUN RISE"
Morning is
"BEAUTIFUL",
Morning is
"FRESH",
Morning IS
"SWEET",
But MORNING is
Not Complete,
Without Wishing
U,
G
O
O
D
M=O=R=N=I=N=G

Possesivness is not a barometer by which the depth of love can be read it merely records the degree of someone's insecurity and fear of losing..

Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai?

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Kyunk Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti

par

hoti

bhut

SWEET hai..!

Kya horela hai bidu?Apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha,isich vaaste tereku msg kiyela hai. Tu apun ka mast frnd hai mis to karegiich na! Chal reply chipka:-

Kya aapko zindagi ke baad v line maarni he?
then
"DONATE UR EYE"
Ek acche msg, ko kaise kaise bhejna pad raha he.:(Kalyug he yaar;)

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Pyari Si '*.Sham Me

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Thandi Thandi '*Hawao Me

.*"*.*"*
'*.Pyar Bhari '*Duaon Ke Sath

i wish u good nit
take care

Yatri kripya dhyan de,Gaadi no.143, 'GOOD NIGHT. XPRESS,aapke mobile k platform par aa chuki hai,sweet passenger se anurodh hai ke vo sone ka kast kare. Good Night.

crazy fact:

the longest 5mins in the world r the last 5mins of the LECTURE...






while the shortest 5mins r the snooz after the alarm ring...!!

don't admire ur smartness 2much in front of mirror...

even d mirror will fall in luv seeing ur smartness...



nice joke na...baaki jokes kal...
:D

; . Special
c("") coffee "" for u

I mixed it wth love and happiness
but there is no
Sugar
BCoz i knw u r vry sweet !
good mng Have a nice day.

Chemistry's mystry:
Sir: wat happened wen potassium iodide reacts wid sulphur in presence of moonlight?
Stdnt: KISS..
Sir: How?
Stdnt: KI + 2S -> KISS...
:D

Dear Customer Your sleeping service has been activated Now enjoy unlimited sweet drms browsing in ur bed.

Good night..
sweet drms....
have a nice sleep....:

Roses r famous 4 grace.Advocates r famous 4 case.Horses r famous 4 race.But U r famous 4 ur smiling face.

Nwton:Hw to wrte 4,in btwn 5?
China:Joke
Japan:Impsbl
Amric:qustn wrng
Pak:if u askd foolish que i kill u
UK:Nt found in intrnt
rajnikant (India)




"F(IV)E"

Zakhm Bn Jane ki Aadat h Unhe,
Rula k Muskrane ki Aadat h Unhe.

Milenge kbi to khub Rulayenge,
Suna h Rote Huye Lipat Jane ki Aadat h Unhe.

Wo Mil Jaye Muje Ye Kafi He
Meri Har Sans Ne Ye Dua Mangi He
Jane Q Dil Khica Chala Jata He Uski Taraf
Kya Usne B Muje Pane Ki Dua Mangi hai?