AJIT RUBY Wishes Collection - Page 5

1khamosi bekrar kar jati H
1khamosi ikrar ban jati H
pyar kro to kabhi khamosh mat rehna
Qk
sirf1 khamosi zindgi bhar ka intjar ban jati H.

Pta Nhi
Log Meri itni Respect kyu Krte h,
Mai Jb Unhe Msg Krta hun To Wo Apna Sir Neeche Jhuka kr Mera Msg Padhte h,
Bilkul Tumhari Trha...
"UFF MY CRAZY FANS"good night

Auto me couple romance kar rahe the
Autowala dekh raha tha
Aage jake auto pol se takra gaya
Autowale ne sar patak k kaha
Saala ab samjha "Titanic" kyu dooba. .gudmrng.

Jhutha apnapan to hr koi jtata hai,vo apna hai jo tumhe pl pl stata hai,yakin na kro tum kisi pe v,Quki karib hai koi kitna,ye to waqt hi btata hai..!gd.morng.

Invest Returns:
In %
Gold 28%
Silver 80%
Crude 40%
Sensex 35%
&

"ONION 880 %"
1 lakh k KAANDE liye hote.
To is saal NEW YEAR pe EUROPE hote

Itna tuta hu chhune se bikhar jaunga, Ab dua doge mar jaunga. Puchh ke mera pata waqt barbad na kar, Main banjara hun na jane kidhar jaunga.

santa dabang dekh k aya:School mei..
sir:tumhare saare answers galat hai marks de to kahan de..??
Santa: kamal kartein hai sir g..marks hi to maang rhe h..de do

':., ,*, ,/; ".;;.,('v' ),./;; ".; ( );;" #=.=*=*=:=.# A SWEET BIRD !
Knocking at your window
just to say-''GOOD MORNING .

Ticket seller: Boss, no one is buying "Tees Maar Khan" tickets!
Boss: Give it free. Once they enter, close the doors & start selling EXIT tickets @
Rs 200..!!

Always be like a BABY!
Because the BABY does not know about its past as well as its future..
But it enjoys every second of its life. ;

Read it carefuly and get meaning!!!




"Minimum love is friendship..."






"But Maximum friendship is love!!!"


Strange but true!!!

Inflation is bringing us true democracy.
For d 1st time in history, Luxuries & Necessities are selling at d same price.
E.g. Beer,
Petrol & Onions @ 65/kg !!

A man can love a million girls.
but only a real man can love one girl in a million ways!

KUCH LOG
hasin yado ki tarah hote h,
Jinhe yad kar k DIL KHUSH HO
jata h
Aur unko bhulana namumkin hai
Aap unhi me se
EK..
.
.
.
Ka sms padh rahe h kyo h na

Kya aapko
"HAPPY"ka fullfrm pata haiH: HUMA: APKOP: PALP: PALY: YAAD KARTE HAI.aap be muje kabhi kabhi
"H A P P Y"
kiya karo .
take care..

During an inspection of the factory, the Inspecting officer asked the foreman : 'How many people work here? 'Oh about one out of ten' said the foreman.

Best Line To Be used In our Friendship:
.
.
"I Trust u Blindly But
.
plz Never prove Me a Blind.".

,()..(),(o o ) " ----;";. (..) "/ , , / /,//,! /,//,/

Ja
Donkey
ja

Jisne
muje aaj
Miss
nhi kia
msg nhi kia

Use unlimited
Kiss kr k aa?..

Relation is not a business
where u give only whn u get it.
but
it's a beautiful feeling for
someone, where u like to give everything even if u get nothing..

Kisi Ki Yaad Aane Ka Koi Bahana Nhi Hota,Zindgi Ka Har Pal Suhana Nhi Hota,Door Hona To Kismat Ki Baat Hai,Par Dur Hone Ka Matlab Apno Ko Bhulana Nhi Hota.

Awesome Reality:

Best friends never propose each other but they feel hell bad wen one gets engAged to sum other..
gud mrng dear

Succesful people always have two things on their lips.
SILENCE & SMILE
Smile is to solve the problem.
Silence is to avoid the problem.

True Quote:-

"People who Hates me, are just the confused admirers....

B'coz they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves me" :-)

Jb kabhi dil udas hoga..hme yaad krna to khusi ka ehsas hoga! Jb chod jayenge sabhi..yakin mano k ye dosti ka hath hamesha APKE sath hoga.

Kuch Pal K Lamhe Ab K Saal Me H
Hum Unke or Wo Mere Khayal Me H
.
Tanha The Pahle,Beparwah Thi Zindgi
Ab Fikar Lagi Rahti H Wo Kis Haal Me H

4 STAGES OF ENGINERING
First year(F.E)-Fond of engg
Second year(S.E)-Sick of engg.
Third year(T.E)-Tired of engg.
Final year(B.E)-Bhad me gyi engg. :-

Wo raat dard or sitam ki raat hogi,
Jis raat ruksat unki barat hogi;
Uth jate hain ye soch kar hum nind se aksar K,
1gair ki baho Me meri Sari Kaynat Hogi....

Chhota sa magar bahut sundar message:

" Pyaar dil mein hona chahiye lafzon mein nahi,
Aur
Narazgi lafzon mein honi chahiye Dil mein nahi".

Ajnbi Galiyo Se Gujra Na Kro,

Dard-E-dil Liya Aur Diya Na Kro,

Bacche Ho Abhi SmS K Khel Me,

Barabri
"Baadshaho"
Se Kiya Na Karo.

TEACHER- Agar Duniya Ki Sari Aurton Ka Chehra 1 Jaisa Hota To Kya Hoga?

SANTA- Hona Kya Hai Sir?
Gas Cylinder Ki Tarah Aaj iske Ghar Kal Uske Ghar.