AJIT RUBY Wishes Collection - Page 9

All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later.

Nothings R Free In This World, Including My
Msgs.

So, I Have Decided To Charge For My Msgs
& The Cost Is..




UR smile

Pay A Swt Smile.......gn .

BeWajah kisi ko
Sataya Nhi Karte
U Hi Kisi Ko TADPAYA Nhi Krte
Jinki SANSE Chalti Ho
APKE KHUN se

ALLOUT Jalakr
Unhe Bhagaya Nhi krte ...

Reaction of kissing in various countries American girl=kiss me hrd!
Chinese =kiss me soft!
Italian=kiss me slowly!
But indian girl?
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Jaldi karo maa
aajayegi.

Mahek BEER ki kabhi kam nhi hoti
Pine se Zindgi khatam nhi hoti
Botal k sath ho agr Namkin or Gold flake.
To Zindgi SULTAN MIRJA se km nhi hoti..
gn

KISMAT KE HATHO WO HI MAJBUR HOTE HAI JO HAQIQAT SE BAHOT D00R HOTE HAI AKSAR SAJA UNHI KO MILTI HAI JO HAR TARAF SE BE KASUR HOTE HAI..

CID spl
gam-e-zindagi ne har dum aansu diye h

gam-e-zindagi ne har dum aansu diye h












sir lagata h dono khoon 1 hi aadmi ne kiye h.!!gudnite

Wife: Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? Husband: No, I really can't. I distinctly remembered having taken my shirt off.

Har kadam pr intihan leti hai jindagi,Har waqt naye sadme deti hai jindagi,Ham jindagi se sikwa kre v kaise,AAP jaise DOST v deti hai jindagi.

Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?


Dnt say wah wah Plz feel the pain

bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam?




MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnam.....

Bister Se Karo Thodi Si Bewafai.....
Ap K Liye Humne Raat Se Ki Ladaai....., Aur Itni Haseen Subah Bulwai....., Utho Ab Dhoop Nikal Aai......, Good Morningggggg

Thought of d day: Life Somtimes becomes so selfish dat it wants everything.

And while trying 4 everything we miss something dat is worth everything.

Gud night

Define college student.
A college student is not the one who reads the book before exam!
But, the one who writes a new book during the exam.jai hind

Chla ja re SMS ban ke gulab,hogi sachchi dosti to aayega javab,agar naa aaye to mat hona udas,bas samjh lena ki mere liye vakt nhi tha unke paas.

SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
.
Unhone kaha..
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Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..

Hawa ne thandi lehar jab chalai,
chupke se teri yaad ko bhi saath le aayi.
Tere khayalo me itna kho gaye ki,
rat dhal gai aur subah chali aayi...

('.') Kaise
<) )/. Ho AAP..?! /_


('.')
<) )> Pata ! /_ He
Kitna Miss Karte hai aap ko
( '.')>---( )---< _/ /_inna sara..

Santa (to receptionist of hotel): Can U give me a room & a bath? Receptionist: I can give U a room, but U will have 2 have a bath yourself.

INDIA mein 1 survey hua
ki
How many people want
Me
as Partner?
Only
3% said-YES
1% said-Na
&
96% said





Jhuthe sapne mat dikhao
Hmari
Aisi kismat
Kahan

Kisi Ldki Ko Chedo

Uska Hath Pkad Lo

Agr Wo Apko Thapad Mar De

To Kaho

Tum Pehle Imtihan Me Pass Ho Gai, Muje Aisi Hi Shrif Ldki Chahiye Thi

Mahatma gandhi ne shadi se pehle apni wife kasturba gandhi ko letter likha: DEAR KASTURBA, I LOVE YOU . TUMHARA "BAPU".

JaLve Nahi Hote To Nazare Nhi HoTe
Chand K PehLu Me Sitare Nahi HoTe
HumTo Krte He Gum Ki Parvarish IsLiye... Ki
KanTo K KhariDar Sare Nhi Hote..

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Mujhe pata tha tu Zaroor padhega kaali lulli waale..!

2 dost the








2 achche dost the







2 bahut achche dost the






2 bahut bahut achche dost the




To hone do
Apan se achche thodi the.GUDNITE

Agar Tum Ek Pencil Ban Kar Kisi Ki Khushiya Nahi Likh Sakte Ho,
To Koshish Karo Ke 1 Accha Rubber BanKe Kisi Ke Gum Mita Do....gudnite

Mehfil ma hasna to mera mizaz ban gaya tanhai me rona ek raaz ban gaya. Dil ke dard ko chehre se zahir na hone diya yahi zindagi jeene ka andaz ban gaya.

Shaam Suraj Ko Dhalna Sikhati Hai,Shama Parwane Ko Jalna Sikhati Hai,
Girne Wale Ko TaKleef To Hoti Hai, Par Thokar Hi Insaan Ko Jeena Sikhati Hai.

Socha na tha kbi aisi dosti hogi, Manzilo ke sath raahein b hasin hongi, Jannat ki galiyo ke khwb q dekhu, Agar hm sare dost sath honge to nark me b masti hogi.GUDNITE

Kya bat hai TUSSI aaj to BADE Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
Decent
Intelligent
Lovable
Smart
Talented
Person ka message padh rahe ho..GUDNITE

Khwab ankh se churana hmari adt nhi kisi apne ko bhlana hmari adt hhi plken bhigo lete hain hm kisi ki yaad me mgr kisi apne ko rulana hmari adt nhi..