Ajeet Gupta Wishes Collection - Page 2

Malik- Aaj Tumne Roti Me Jayada Ghee Laga Diya Hai.


Naukar- Galti Ho Gai Malik.
Lagta Hai Maine Aapko Aapni Roti De Di Hai

Q: Why Girls Cry On Wedding Day At The Time Of Departure?

Ans: Wo Sochti Hai
Ke Itne Saal Intezaar Karne Ke baad DULHA Mila bhi Toh Sirf Ek

Geogrphy sir:Batao bacho bharat me sabse jyada baarish kaha girti he?
After thinking &
Jai said" Zameen par.

QUESTION:-
"Sharam kya hai"









ANS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr tum logon ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe. ;-)

Arz kiya hai...
Na dar hai na koi khauf
wah wah.....

Na dar hai na koi khauf

The number u r trying is currently switched off

Aankho se aanshuon ki judaai kar do,Dil se ghumo ki vidaai kar do,Agar dil na lage kahin to,



Aa jawo



Mere ghar



ki


SAFAAi kar do

She propozd Me But i was rude...

Wah...wah...

She propozd Me But i was rude....

b'cOz

BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE !

A Tamilian call up Santa and asks " tamil therima??"
.
.

Santa got mad.. angrily replied..



"Hindi tera baap!!!"

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli-Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?

Santa-ApNe khud hi To Kaha tha k Ghar Aate huye cheeni Lete Aana.

Santa: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati h?
Banta: Kyun nhi jayegi? Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuchh chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej h

Latest 'Raajneeti' PJ..

M.S.Dhoni ko kehte he Maahi..

wah wah..

M.S.Dhoni ko kehte he Maahi..


Mora Piya Mose Bolat Naahi. :

SMS Nahi Krte Ho
Krte Ho Sirf Bahana
Ek Kaam Karo
Mobile Ko Rassi K Saath
Gale Me Latkana
Aur Ghum-Ghum K Logo Ko
Ringtone Sunana

Wife- Pados wale Pappu ki beti ko Math mein 99 marks mile


Husband- Arre yaar!
1 no. Kahan gya??


Wife- Wo hmara
beta laya hai.

DAD apko pata chale ki me 1st division pas hua to apko kesa lgega
DAD -me to
KHUSI SE PAGAL ho jaunga
KID -Bus isi DAR se me FAIL hogya

Bikari- Rupia Dede
Snta-"Sharam Nai Aati Itne Hatte Katte Khubsurt Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho
bikari- Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede

Barsat ke mausam me wah wah

barsat ke mausam me wah wah





ek chhata khareed lo yaar bheeg jaao ge.

Santa:Meri Premika Ki Mang Itani Badi Thi Ki Mujhe Usase Rishta Todna Pada.
Banta: Uski Mang Kya Thi

Santa: Shadi ki.

Customer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai, Fir Bhi Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa-Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Matkka K Liye

Ho Mubarak Apko Ye Suhani Raat,
Mile Khwabo Me B Khuda Ka Sath,
Khule Jab Apki Aankhe To,
Dhero Khushiya Ho Apke Sath.Gni8

Uth Kr Dekhiye Subah Ka Nazara
Hawa B He Thandi Mausam B He Pyara
So Gaya Chand Or Chhup Gaya Hr Ek Tara
Kabool Ho ApKo
Salam-E-Subah Hmara.

Apne Aasuon Ko Itna Mehnga Kardo Ki Koi Unhe Lene Ki Kosish Na Kare,
Aur
Apni Muskan Ko Itna Sasta Kardo Ki Hr Koi Usko Pane Ki Chahat Kare.

Humne Jitna Chaha Unhe Apna Banana,

Unhone Utna Hi Chaha Hume Satana,

Dil Behlane K Aur Bhi Tarike Hai,

Par Shauk Tha Unka Hume Tadpana..

Har Sapna Insan Ka Pura Nhi Hota

Koi Kisi K Bina Adhura Nhi Hota,

Jo Chand Roshan Karta He Sab Rato Ko,

Wo B To Har Rat Ko Pura Nhi Hota.

Is Dil Ki Berukhi Ki Wajah Hmse Puchiye
Pyar Me Mil Rhi Sza Hmse Puchiye
Q Ho Udas Tum Gum Ki Talash Me
Gum Ki Hr Gali Ka Pata Mujse Puchiye

Aise Chup H Ki Mnzil B Khadi Ho Jese
Tera MilnaB Judai Ki Ghadi Ho Jese
Aaj Dil Kholke RoyeTo Khus H Hm
Chand Lmho Ki Ye Raht B Badi Ho Jese

Kisi Bhi Insaan Ki Khushi Ki Wajah Bano..

Khushi Ka Hissa Nahi..,

Aur Kisi Bhi insaan Ke
Dukh Ka Hissa Bano..,

Dukh Ki Wajah Nahi

1.Take A Bowl Of Grapes




2.Put It In Ur Hands



3.Stand In Front Of D Mirror



The Dish Is Ready



Dish Name: Langur K Hath Me Angur.

Fulo Ki Kahani Baharo Ne Likhi,
Rato Ki Kahani Sitaro Ne Likhi.
Rajput Nhi He Kisi Kalam K Gulam,
Qki Rajputo Ki Kahani Talvaro Ne Likhi.

Pyar Ke Bndhan Kuch Ajeeb Hote He,
Jitne Najuk Utne Hi Majboot Hote He.
Utha Lete He Jo Kaanto Ko Haatho Me, Phool B Unhi Ko Naseeb Hote He.

Bhar Aayi Ankhe Jab Unka Naam Aya
Ishq Nakam Hi Sahi Fir B Kaam Aya
Humne Ishq Me Aisi B Guzari H Raate
JabTk Ansu N Bahe DIl Ko Aram N Aya.