happy gandhi Wishes Collection - Page 2

Dil tutta to ek aawaz aayi, chir ke dekha to ek cheez nikal aayi, socha kya hoga is khalli dil mein, lahu ko dho kar dekha to tumhari tasveer nazar aayi..

Gila unse nhi hume koi
Gila to apni majburiyon se krte h.WO aaj hmaare kreeb na shi to kya hua Mohabbat to hm unki duriyon se b krte h.

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Kabhi kisi ne itna miss kiya jitna hum aapko miss karte hai .

Pyar ne pyar ko gulab bheja hai.
taro ne Aasman se paigam bheja hai.
A hawao jakar kah do , Bhul jane walo se,
yaad karne walo ne salam bheja hai.gud mrng

Aankhe Taras K Ro Padi Na Unka Koi Paigam Aya, Chale Gaye Akela Chod Ye Kaisa Mukam Aya, Meri Tanhai Muskurai Mujhpe Or Boli Bata Mere Siva Kaun Tere Kaam Aya,

asi twanu har pal yaad karde ha, wele bethe purani yada nu taja kar lende ha, je na aave koi sms twada, asi puraneya nu hi var var pad lende ha,

Ek Sharabi let kar gane ga rha tha

5-6 gane ga kar wo ulta let kar gane lga

Dusra shrabi yar ulta let kr kyo gane lga

Srabi: Pehle A side thi ab B side hai.

Aaj Fir Unse Milne Ko Dil Chahta Ha,Paas Beth K Baat Krne Ko Dil Chahta Ha,Itna Hseen Tha Unka Aansu Pochne Ka Andaaz,K Aaj Phir Rone ko ji chahta ha.

Agar aap kisi se pyar krte ho or kehne se darte ho to pio "Mount & Dew"kyuki "Dar k aage jit hai", agar shrmate ho to pio"Sprite"kyuki "Sidhi baat no bakvash

KASTI se
Kinare
CHHOOT gaye

AASMA se
Sitare
TOOT gaye

Par tUm
Aaj tak
nahi Sudhre

Jaha Dikhi
DIWAR, Wahi
MOOT gaye. ,,,
( ".)< )'_, - - . LL '

Ye Msg kisi Ek Gadhe ko Forward karo

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Agar wo Delete karde
To Samjho Wo Bewakoof hai

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Agar wo Forward karde
To Samjho Wo Asli Gadha

Meri duao me apka jikhar hamesha rehga apki zindagi me mera sath hamesha rehga bhale hum dur he sahi pr dil se dil ka rista hamesha rehga.

Love is a postCARDLife is a visiting CARDWife is a memoryCARDLover is a invitation CARDBut,FRIENDSHIP is a ration CARDKeep it safe...!!

Tuje Jb Meri yad Ayegi

Tere Mobile p Mere sms ki Barat Ayegi

SMS to Hm kr Dege Tuje
Lekin

Iske paise Dene kya Aapki SAS Ayegi.

Height of dhoka- Student to his friend: Yaar dhoka ho gaya. Friend:Kya hua? Student: Yaar book ke liye paise mangwaye they, gharwalo ne book hi bhej di.

Manzile Bahut hai, Afsane bahut hai, raah-e-zindgi me imtihan aane bahut hai, na karo gila uska jo mila nhi, is zindagi me khush rehne k bahane Bahut hai

n----ss!w----!
n----ss!w----!
n----ss!w----!


DON ka sms padna





muskil hi nhi namumkin hai.Qki don ka sms padne ke liye mobile ulta karna padta hai...

DIL He To Pyar H
Pyar He To IshQ h
IshQ He To Mohbat H
Mohbat He To Dard H.
Dard He To"ZANDU-BAAM" H
Or...
Zandu baam he to MUNNI BADNAM he!

Taqder k khel se nirash nhi hote. zindgi me kbhi udaas nahi hote. Hatho ki lkiro pr yakin mat krna kyuki tqdir to unki b hoti h jnke hath nahi hote.

Mukadar ka Sikandar,
Punjab ka Jalandar,

Abbu Salam jail k andar,

Ye SMS padhkar jo reply na kare wo he National Park ka..

((¡¡))
( - ) BANDAR.@}--

Life mai
Paisa,
Pyaar,
Dosti,

Sab aate hain jate hain,

Par

Tute hue daant kabhi wapas nahi aatey!

Samajhdar ho, ummid hai sms bhejte rahoge.

Ankho ko jab kisi se shikayat ho jati he
Dil ko jab dhadkne ki izajat ho jati he
Kese bhul jaye koi kisi ko
Jb kisi ko kisi ki aadat ho jti h,

Father- Beta agar sasural waale
Scootar de to Car mangna,
Shop de to Ghar,
Cooler de to AC mangna.
Son- Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya uski MAA ko manglu.

Kabhi hath pe
kabhi hont pe
kbhi ankh pe
kabhi naak pe


kiss
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kiss
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kiss
kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko?
Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hoga.???

Dentist to santa Apka daant nikalna padega
Santa kitne paise lagenge?Dentist 200
Santa ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa "DHEELA" kr do nikaal main khud lunga.

ReaL_StaR
GIRLs KI PROBLEM:

-Simple ladka pasand nhi

-Modern ladka HA nhi bolta

Or

-Mohan-
Kisi Ko Lift Nahi Deta..

Rishta humara is jhaha men sabse pyara ho,Jaise jindgi ko sanson ka sahara ho,Yaad rkhna hume us pal men bhi tum,Jb hum akele hon aur sara jhahan tumhara ho.

Chora bola chori te- "janeman tere liye chand tare tod du"Chori b gani badmas thi nu boli-"pehla apni compartment to tod le sussare

A good heart and good nature r 2 different things.
A good heart can win many relationships.
But a good nature can win and sustain life long relationship

Aye khuda hum pe ek ehsan kar de,Unke dil k sab Armaan pure kar de,Unki khushiyo k liye agar kisi ki zndgi chahiye,To der na kar, Hme hi bejaan kar de.