9875288111 Wishes Collection - Page 11

Maa:Beta Tum Lambe-Lambe Baal Katwa Lo
Beta:Kyon?
Maa:Log Rishtey Ke Liye Tumhari Bahan Ko Dekhne Aate Hai Aur Pasand Tuhme Kar k Jaate Hai

Dil hi Dilme gam sahna sikh Liya
yab to dard me b chup rehna sikh L
Nahi chalakti ankhe ab kisi k samne,
in ashQ ne b akele me behna sikh Liya

Ladte He Apse Pr Jitna Nhi Chahte
Apse Kabi Bichdna Nhi Chahte
Haqiqat He Ki Juda Kregi Zindgi 1Din
Pr Haqiqat Me Hum Vo Din Jina Nhi Chahte

Mei Nahi Janta Ke Tune Kya Kiya
Par Tere Yu Hi Mill Jane Se Meri Duniya Badal Gayi
Iss Virane Mei Hum To Gumnam The
Tere Aane Se Ek Pehchan Mil Gayi

Hum pencil ka istamal karte they jab chhote they
par,

ab pen istamal karte hai.

apko pata hai Q?

Q ki
bachpan me galtiya mit sakti hai
par AB NAHI

Yeh Ishq Bhi Ek Ajeeb Ehsaas Hota Hai
Alzafon Se Jyada Nigahon Se Byaan Hota Hai
Har Pal Bas Uske Gam Aur Khushi Ki Fikr Hoti Hai
Isi Ehsaas Se To Humko Jeene Ka Gumaan Hota Hai…

Kaha Tha Tumne Ke Pyar Ka Wada Kabhi Na Todna,
Kaha Tha Humne Ke Tanha Hume Kabhi Na Chhodna,
Kyou Ki Aansuo Ko Hum Pee Na Payenge,
Tumsa Juda Hoka Hum Jee Na Payenge…

Sach Ko Pehachanta Nahi Koi,
Wafai Ko Jaanta Nahi Koi,
Aur Ishq Mein Mer Jaye Koi,
Aisa Pyar Hota Hai, Maanta Nahi Koi…

Iska Gham Nahi Ki Tu Meri Na Ho Saki,
Meri Mohabbat Me Mera Sahara Na Ban Saki,
Gham To Iska Bhi Nahi Ki Sukoon Dil Ka Lut Gaya,
Gham To Iska Hai Ki Mohabbat Se Bharosa Hi Uth Gaya…

Mai Khwab Koi Sazau To Kis K Liye,
Mai Duniya Apni Basau To Kis K Liye,
Khawab Tut Gye Sare Sazne Se Pahle,
Duniya Uzad Gyi Meri Basne Se Pahle.

Jo Kuch Din Sath Reh Lete
Jo Kuch Din Baat Ho Jati
Manane...Rooth Jane Ka
Agar Ye Silsila Rehta,
To Phir Jaana,
Mohabbat Ho Bhi Sakti Thi

Yu bahana banana nahin acha
Humko yu tadpaana nahin acha
Nikla na karo sar-e-bazar be-naqaab
Begairat hain log zamana nahin acha…

True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side.

Apna Gam leke kahi aur na jaya jaye,
ghar me bikhari hui chizo ko sajaya jaye,
jin chirago ko hawaon ka koi Khauf nhi,
un chirago ko hawaon se bachaya jaye.

sitare todo ya ghar basaao
qalam uthao yaa sar jhukao
tumhari Aankho ki roshni tak
h khel sara
ye khel hogaa nahi dubara.

badalatii shaklon
badalate jismo me
chalta-phirta ye ik sharara
jo is ghadi
naam h tumhara
isi se sari chahal-pahal h
isi se roshan h hr nazara.

Abhi Tk Saja Rkha H Ye Kagaz Apni Chahat ka,
Munasib Jb bhi Samjhege koi Pegam likh denge,
Koi Pegam kya Likhna h 1 chote se Kagaz pr,
Jise Hm Chahte h Bs Usi ka Naam Likh denge

Ladkiwale-Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo kuch khata-pita na ho,aur kuch
Galat kam na krta ho
Pandit-Aisa Ladka to apko ICU k Emergency ward me hi Milega

Wife:mujhe shadi se pehle q nhi btaya k tmhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife h
Husband:mene shadi se pehle btaya to tha k me tmhe RANI ki trah rkhunga

1 Car ki nilami ho rhi thi 1lakh,2la,3la
GOLU shocked-Is khatare me aisa kya h

Seler-Iske 10 acidnts hue h & hr bar sirf Bv mari h

GOLU:8 Lakh.

Patni-Agar Me Mar Gayi To Aap Royenge Kya.?

Pati-Pehle Tu Ye Bata Me Abhi Haas Raha Hu Kya..??

Height of begging :-

A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him :-

"Please do not make noise by dropping coins...
Offer notes!;)

Try to mess up boy's hair , he will find it cute...
try to mess up girl's hair....
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may your soul rest in peace

It hurts wn ppl don't like us
It hurts wn people don't love us
But most of all, it hurts wn
We dont get attendance inspite of attending D lecture

Snta-Dr Ne Kaha Tha K TV Cabel Se Bache Kharab Hote Hai Aur Padhai B Nai Krte, Maine Cabel Katwa Dia

Bnta-Good

S-Ab Maine Dish TV Laga Liya Hai

What Is The Difference b/w
GHAZAL & LECTURE..

?

Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is.. GHAZAL

&

Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE

Dil Pe Mere Khusi Ka Ek Saaya He
Tune Jo Apna Aanchal Lahraya He
Hazaro Chand Sitaro Pe Bhi Bhari He,
Wo Ek Ashk Jo Teri Palko Pe Aaya He.

Hum b kisi par marte He,
Dil-o-jaan se pyaar karte He,
Par afsos wo hame chaha kar bhi inkar karte Hai
Aur HUm unka aaj b intezar karte He.

Bana Bana K Tamanna Mitayi Jati H
Tarah TarahSe Wafa Aazmayi Jati H
Unko Humse Mohabbat Nahi To Fir Kyu
Jhuka Jhuka Ke Nazren Milayi Jati H

Qudrat k Qanoon se inayat N Krna
In haseen Nzro se Qayaamat N krna
Wo Khud Hi Ek Din Dega izazat Tumhe
Bas
Wqt Se Pehle Pane ki Shikayat Na krna