9875288111 Wishes Collection - Page 20

Teacher: tum ro Q rahe ho?

Ladka:meri mummy mere papa ko kutta kehti h.
or papa unko BILLI,

mujhe samjh nhi aata ki main PILLA hu


ya BILLA??

Tum ho mere ye keh kar apne
Dil ko samjhaya maine
Socha jee lunga tumhari tasveer dekh kr
Par us tasveer mei bhi tumhe Apna nhi paaya humne .

Real love is not based on romance & candle light dinner & walks along d beach.
Infact it is based on RESPECT, COMPROMISE,
CARE &TRUST..

kuchh yaade yaad rakhna,
kuchh baate yaad rakhna,
hm umar bhar sath rahe na rhe,
hm sath the kabhi ye umar bhar yad rakhna.

I compromised everything for my love,
But at d end my love compromised me for everything.

Please don't look at me again, I don't have another heart to lose...

Pujari ne apni GF k kandhe pe 1st time hath rakha aur bahut dhire se nervously bola: "I love u.!"

GF- "Zor se Bolo''

Pujari- "JAI MATA DI"

Love+Care+Hope="Maa"

Dar+Prem+Respect="Papa"

Play+Help="Brother&Sister"

Sukh+Dukh="Wife"

Above all+life="Friend

Hum Dil Ko Todna Nahi Jaante
Zakham Kisi Ko Dena Nahi Jaante,
Hume Bhulane Ki Koshish Na Karna
Qki Hum Apki Dosti K Bina Jeena Nahi Jante..

Dr. Apki bv sirf 5 Ghante ki mehman hai "i m sorry".

Husband: koi baat nahi dr.saab jb 25 saal nikal gye to 5 ghante bhi nikal hi jayenge…..

Main Har Sham Kehta Hoon Ke Use Bhul Jaunga,
Magar Jab Subha Hoti Hai to Bhulana Bhool Jata Hoon....

Uske Baad Ab Har Pal Badi Mushkil Se Kat-ta Hai,
Main Aksar Usko Khawabon Mein Batana Bhul Jata Hoon,

Bahut si Aisi Baatein Hai Jo Mere Dil Mein Rehti Hai,
Magar Jab Us-se Milta Hoon to Sunana Bhul Jata Hoon,

Uska Naam Likh Likh Kar Mitana Bhul Jata Hoon,
Usko Jab Yaad Karta Hoon Bhulana Bhool Jata Hoon,

Best Lines By A
L O V E R

"She LAUGHS On
My DREAMS ...
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And

I Just DREAM For
Her LAUGH ... "

NASIB Se Lad Saku Itni Meri Aukaat Nhi,
Main wo Hu
TAQDIR jiske Saath Nhi.
Mujhse DIL Lagane Ki Na Soch,
PYAAR Mere Bas Ki Baat Nhi

Koi Wada Na Kar Koi Irada Na kar
Khwahishe Taqdeer Se Zyada Na Kar,
Ye Degi Utna Jitna Likh Diya Khuda Ne
Is Taqdeer Se Ummeed Zyada Na Kar.

Toofan Me Bikharte Chale Gye
Tanhai Ki Gehraiyo Me Utarte Chale Gye
Jannat Thi Har Shaam Jin Dosto K Sath,
Ek-Ek Krke Sab Bichdte chale Gye

Jaante H Sb Fir B Anjaan Bante He
Isi Tarah Wo Hume Pareshan Krte He
Puchte H Hmse K Apko Kya Pasand He
Khud Jawaab Hokar B Ye Sawal Krte He

Dafan hai us k ghar k sath Qabristan mein,
magar Fir bhi wo Rota h,
khud hi to kaha karta tha k bana lo,,,

Kareeb koi thikana k milna Aasaan ho jaye...

Main Wo Badnaseeb Hoon,

Jise Pehli Raat,

Koi Ghoonghat Utha Kar Yeh Keh De....

Mera Sab Kuch Tera Hai,

Par is Dil K Siwaa...

Hai Sabhi Ko Mujhse Shikayatein,
Par mujhe Kisi Se Gila Nahi,

Ye Asool maine Bana Liya,

Na Mila Karo,
Na Gila Karo....!!!

Hamne Socha Tha Ke Batayenge use Dukh Dard apne,,,


Usne To Itna Bhi Na Puchha Ke Udas Kyun Ho tum...!

Ladkiyan ek dosre ko gift deti hain

Flower,

Perfume,

Necklece,

Earrings

Suit,

Ladke kya gift dete hain ek dosre ko?

Ye le Ladki ka number,bas mera nam mat lena.

The basic fact of relation between Bhagwaan & Insaan;

Bhagwaan gives , gives , gives & forgives…

Insaan:gets , gets ,gets & forgets…….

1 darzi logon k kapde lekr farar hogya

Koi kehta meri pant,

Koi kehta meri Shirt,

1 Santa bhi Ro raha tha Logo ne puchha Q Ro Rahe ho?

Santa:mera naap le gaya.

Kamzor dil wale ye msg na padhe...
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“DOST”

500 ka balance to dalwa do. ;->

I like u

I miss u

I love u

I find u my best friend.

I respect u

I care u

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These are all examples of present indefinite tense

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..

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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!!

1 Andha aadmi air force mein bharti ke liye gaya

Major: Main tumhe kiss kam ke liye rakhu?

Aadmi: Sirf andhadhundh firing ke liye!