9875288111 Wishes Collection - Page 21

1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia

Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?

Chor ne jawaab dia....:

Teen Saal Qaid...!!!

Agr kisi ko kuchh dena hi h to use apna waqt do,,,
Qki aap har cheez vapis la sakte ho par kisi ko diya hua waqt vapis nhi la sakte..

Compromise is d art of dividing a cake in such a way dat evry1 believes he has d biggest piece.Thatz life.

"Sharing a lovely relationship is not only depends on the spoken words. but it also depends on understanding the unspoken words.

Ye Aarzu Thi Ki Aisa B Kuch Hua Hota
Meri Kmi Ne Tujhe B Rula Diya Hota
Me Lout Aata Tere Pas 1 Lamhe Me
Tere Labon Ne Mujhe Pukara To Hota.

Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan he
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye

waqt se waqt ki kya shikaayat kare?
waqt hi na raha,waqt ki baat hai,
usne dekha mujhe,usne chaaha mujhe,
usne thukra diya,waqt ki bat hai

He Bhagwan kya teri maya hai
Fursat se hamara nasib banaya hai
Na SMS na hi koi Call
Kya KANJUSO k SHAHENSHA ko hi hamara DOST banaya hai

Pehle jindagi chin gayi mujhse,Aab meri maut ka bhi woh faida uthate he meri kabar
par phool chadane k bahane woh kisi aurse milne jate h

Aapki Yaad Se Ankhen Chalak
Jati Hai
Door Hi Sahi Pr Umid Nzar Aati H
Yu Hi Nhi Apna Kehte Aapko
Zikr Aapka Hota Hai To Rat
Guzar Jati Hai

Sari Duniya Ki Muskan Tere Paas Hai
Ye Zamin Aasma Tere Paas Hai
Gam Nahi Krna A Dost Ki Tujhe Yaad Nahi Karta
Meri To Jaan Hi Tere Paas Hai

Kismt Jb Likhi To Khuda So Gya
Jisko B Jan Se Jyada Chaha Wo HamSe Juda Ho Gya
Dard Sahe H Is Dil Ne Itne Ki
DilSe Dard Ka Ehsas Kho gaya

Relationship Is Like Tajmahal
Everybody Will Wonder How Beautiful It Is.
But Nobody Can Understand How Difficult It Was To Build.

Usne DUR Rehne Ka Mashwara B Likha H
Sath Hi Mohbat Ka Wasta B Likha H
Usne Ye B Likha H Mere GHAR Nhi Aana
Or Saf LAFZO Me Rasta B Likha H.

Har 1 sacchi baat karne ki fitrat he hamari
har koi khush rahe hasrat he hamari
koi hame yaad kare n kare,
sabko yaad karna aadat he hamari.

kyu tere aanchal ko chhod du
zara iss aanchal me mujhe lipat jaane de.
khuda ke liye ek baar mom ban ja
meri chahat ko usme pighal jaane de.

Dhoka N Dena Us Pr Aitbar Bahut H
Ye Dil Teri Chahat Ka Talubgar Bahut H
Dekhu Khuch B To Nazar Nhi Aata
Kya Karu Teri Surat Se Pyar Bahut H

Is Dor Me Sub Matlub Ke Yaar Hote He.
Sacche Yaar Ke Kaha Didar Hote He.
Bahut Khusnasib Hote He Wo Log,
Jinke Hum Jaise Acche Yaar Hote He.

Taalash Meri Thi Aur BHATAK Rha Tha Wo
Dil Mera Tha Aur Dhadak Rha Tha Wo
Pyaar Ka Taaluq Ajib Hota Hai
Pyaas Meri Thi Aur SISAK Raha Tha Wo

Apne DiL Se PuchO Zara HaaL Mera,
Kya Ab Bi Aata He tujhko khayaL Mera?

Tum Meri Ho Ya Kisi Or Ki Ho Gai
Jawab Do
Akhri SawaL He Mera.

Ab kuchh naa Bacha kehne ko sab baat ho gayi,,,


chalo koi maikhane dekhe Raat ho gayi...

Ankhon Me Tere Dekhte Hi

Hum Apni Pehachan Bhool Gaye,,,

Jane Kya Nasha tha unme Ki Har Maikhane Kaa Pata Bhool Gaye...

Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.
Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith piche me le jata hu

Anda
!
Anda Burjy
!
Omlet
!
Chicken
!
Mutton
!
Zinga
!
Machi fry
Chup ke se padhna aur Delete
karna kyonki ye Non-Veg SMS hai.

Kitna dardnak tha wo manzar jab hum bichhade the,,,

Usne kaha tha jeena bhi hai aur Rona bhi nahi...

Mot ka kya kasur agar zindgi bewafa nikli
kuch pl thari fir chal nikli
unse kya kahe wo to sache he
shayd hmari taqdir hi hmse khfa nikli

"Mujhse Shadi Karoge"
Kal Pura Din Sochkar
Mummy Papa
Bhai Bahan
Sbke Sath Bethkr Masvira Krke
Parso Mujhe Bta Dena Ki Ye Gana Kis Film Ka H

Unfamiliar similarity :)

Garib Aadami mandir ke bahar BHEEK mangta hai,,,

jab ki

crorepati aadami mandir ke andar BHEEK mangta hai...

Aapke bathroom me 1 hafte se camera laga h or ye dekho apne nahate time ka photo.












Oye! Ye kya??Hafte bhar se nahaye hi nahi.

Hum to har baat khuda pr chhod dete H,
tute na dil kisi ka apna tod dete H,
hum bhi insan H pathar to nhi,
jo log har tufaan hamari or mod dete H.