mangoboy Wishes Collection

The best advertisement line against
Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries -
"Few moments on your Lips, Forever on your Hips."
Be healthy.!

How To Impress A Girl?

Respect Her
Embrace Her
Treat Her
Give Gifts
Listen To Her
Care 4 Her
Make Her Feel Like Goddess,

How To Impress A Boy?

Jst,
SMILE ;)

A Social Msg For My All Friends and brothers:-
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling....
Bcoz fish swim in water without wearing pampers....!!!

Chahe
Gussa kro
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Chahe
Galia nikalo

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Chahe
sir pito
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Chahe
Cell todo



Chahe
Ghr ka saman bikher do

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Hum to isi time
Gud Morning
kahenge....!!

Samaz Na Sake Unki Baato Ko
Hum Pyar K Nashe Me Choor The
Aaj Samaz Me Aya
Jispe Hum Jaan Chhidakate The
Wo DiL Todne K Liye Mash-Hur The.

Preeto:
Your son is so cute & sweet.
Does He resembles like his father?

Jeeto:
Yes he does,
but not like my husband.(';')

Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion! ;)

A Nice Saying :--

Always Speak Sweetly
So that,
if ever, u have to EAT ur own words they Dont TASTE BAD !!

Dekho fir se brsat aa gyi

Tanhayi me waqt bitane ki baat aa gyi

Hum to yuhi nihar rhe te barish ke pani ko

Mendak ko dekha to
apki yad aa gyi...

Laughter is d Best medicine,
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But if u r laughing without any reason, U need Medicine..

A beggar found 100rs

He went 5 star hotel 4 diner

bill-3000

Mnger handed him 2 police

He gve 100 rs 2 police & freed

Its calld FINANCIAL MGT Widout MBA:)

Modern Wedding Style wedding:
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Pujari
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Do You Both Agree To Change Your Facebook Status To MARRIED...?? Yes, We do..
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Pujari-Vivah sammpann...;)

Question:
How Many Jokes Are/Were Created On Rajnikanth Till Now ????
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Answer:
Just One Or Two
Coz,
Rest All Are Facts !.!.! :D

In 3 lines i can sum up everything i've learnt.

Abt lyf:It goes on!
Abt luv:It doesnt last!
Abt people:Their priorities keep changing!

Girl:
Jab tumhe meri yaad ati hai to tum kya karte ho..?
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Boy:
Main tumhari favorite icecream kha leta hu aur tum?
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GIRL:
Main GOLD FLAKE pi leti hu..

Husband makes a mistake..


Wife shouts.


Husband says Sorry...


Wife makes a mistake,


Husband shouts,


Wife cries &
Husband again says Sorry.... :P

Girl to Shopkeeper:
Bhaiya Calculator Dihkao..
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Shopkeeper:
CASIO.....???
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Girl:
Main theek hu, Aap sunao... :P

Shaadi Ke 3 Mahine Baad Admi Ka Haalath Aise Hota Hai Jaise Usko
"LIQUID OXYGEN" Mein Dubaya Gaya Ho..
LIQUID Saas Nahi Lene Degi Aur OXYGEN Marne Nahi Dega!;)

After 0ur Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,

"I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I've Made In You . . ." :)

Ye Sms Jin shareef Logo Ko Milta Hai,5 Second bad unka mobile off Ho Jata H

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nhi hua?


Sharif Hote To ho Jata.
:)

Laugh, until U have teeth..
U can Smile Later!!!!

A Poster Showing A Fish Caught On A Hook,
The Caption Read As-

"Even The Fish Would Have Stayed Out Of Trouble If It Had Kept Its Mouth Shut"...!

Awesum Saying:

In Life,Don't Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You'll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You'll Still Be A Lion!

Patni (gusse mein):
Tum Sab Mard Ek Jaise Hote Ho..

Excellent Counter Question:

Pati:
"Tum Sab Mard" Se Kya Matlab, Tum Kitno Ko Janthi Ho??

Zabardast Reply:

Patni:
Yaad Nhi..! :D :P

"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

''People are more interested in others life than their own-!

Girl:
Jaanu,
Agar tumhara sms nahi aya tho mein Roti nhi khaungi

Boy:
Sach?

Girl:
Haa,
Mei sirf Paneer partha, Ice-cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi

Only Love Can Remove

Worries..

Doubts..

Fears..

Tears..

and..

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UNDER WEARS..! (';') :p

This can't be beaten!!

Yesterday Rajnikanth adopted
Two elephants,
Two camels &
Two horses from the Zoo..
Do you know Why???
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"To play chess!!"

Humne Apko Chaha-
STAR PLUS Ki Trah,


Humne Apko Dekha-
SONY TV Ki Trah,


Humne Apko Suna-
ZEE NEWS Ki Trah,


Aapne Hume Bhula Diya
DOORDARSHAN K trah?:(