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Short & Meaningful Thought:
SUCCESS
Introduces You To The WORLD..!
FAILURE
Introduces The World To YOU...!
She wanted to leave-
She left...
I had to loose-
I lost...
The difference is,
She just Lost a Moment of Life...
&
In that Moment
I Lost
My Whole Life!!
Son:
Hey mom, wats der 2 eat?
Mom throws a stone at him..
Son:
Hey mom
I just askd 4 sumthin to eat!
Mom:
Hum
Eat ka jawaab
pathar se dete hai..:)
What
Is
The
Most
Uncommon
Thing
In
This
World?
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Guess..
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Guess.. Guess..
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It's..
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COMMON SENSE !!!!
RAJNIKANT's 1 Rupee Coin Fell From The Balcony .
RAJNIKANT Reached Down But Din't Find It?
Why?
Why?
Bcoz
RAJNIKANT
Reached Down Before The Coin Could! ;)
Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aaye,
Jaya:
Aap To Susu Krne Gye Thay?
Amitabh:
Jaise He Mai Ander Gya,
Koi Bola "BIG B"
Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gye
Impossible may be spelled as
'I m possible....'
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but
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Rajnikanth can never be spelled as
"Rajni can't"..:-D:-)
After 100 years Guess wat will b the years called....?
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AR and BR
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After Rajinikanth and Bfore Rajinikanth..;-)
Does Football Have Any Sides?
No?
Think Again
A Little More
Ok,
I'll Tell You..
It Has 2 Sides!
"INISIDE & OUTSIDE" d Football
If You Need Original Tiger's
Nail For Your "Chain Locket" Contact Me Immediately
Bcoz,
I'm Cutting
My Nails 2morrow.
Hurry!
Booking Closes Today. ;)
Dr:
I Have A Medicine,
It Will Make U Young Again!
70Yr Old Man:
No!
I don't want to be Young.
Dr:
Why?
Old Man:
I Will Not Get My Pension Then!
=:=
Worldcup schedule 2011:
GROUP 'A' Teams:
AUS, PAK, SL, NZ, ZIM, CANADA, KENYA, IND, SA, ENG, WI, BAN, IRLAND, NETHERLANDS.
GROUP 'B' Team:
RAJNIKANT
1 persn 2 other:
Tune uske liye cigrt chodi?
Ha
Daru chod di?
Ha
Jua chod dia?
Ha
To fir shadi kyu nai ki?
Kyuki itna sudhar gaya tha ki usse acchhi mil gayi!
If you spell
"Rajanikant"
wrong on Google..
It doesn’t say,
"Did you mean Rajinikanth?"
It simply replies,
"Run while you still have the chance."
Mind It! ;)
Dil he sachha aur dimaag hai Kacha
Wah wah wah.
Dil he sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachcha..!
What's the difference b/w
"Girl & A Pack Of Cigarettes?"
Both Of 'em can make you
"SICK"
...But at least
The Cigarettes come with a
Warning ..
Ek Sawal-
Maa Ke Liye Wo Koun Sa
Kaam Hai..
Jo Beta Kare To Bura
Aur
Damaad
Kare To Bohot Achcha Lagta
Hai?
Socho
Biwi Ki Gulami
Gr8 Ppl Gr8 Thought
Devil:
Send
Sam To America,
Tom To Britain,
Pat To France,
Ching To Japan..
Assistant:
Whom for India?
Devil:
None,
I am satisfied with CONGRESS!
Why Is The Mind Of A Woman
Cleaner Than that Of A Man's?
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Because..
She Keeps Changing It All The Time.!!!
Shadi Main Ladki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?
Any Guess?
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OK
I'll Tell You...
"MAAL" Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
Patient To Nurse:
I Don't Want To Get Well Because I Love You!
Nurse:
You Wont Get Well Ever,
Bcoz
Doctor Has Seen You Kissing Me & He Loves Me Too! ;)
Gabbar:
Basanti Naach.
Basanti:
Nahi.
Gabbar:
Ok,
Thakur Tu Naach
Thakur:
NO
Gabbar:
Samba Kuch Kar
Fir Kya,
Sambha Ne Thakur Pe Khujli Powder Daal Di.
Strange But True:
The Only Reason Why GOD made Girlfrnz Is
Bcoz
He Was Jealous Seeing Man Being Happy With True Love & Real Trust Got From His Mother !!
A Doctor's Wife Nvr Allowed Him 2 Come Near Her!
She Used A Very Unique Technique,
Guess Wat?
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By Eating Apple,
An Apple A day
Keeps The Doctor Away:
Daant nikalne ke liye Muh kholiye
Lady:
Aa..aa
Dr:
Aur thoda
Lady:
AA..AA
Dr:
Aur thoda Kholiye
Lady:
Dr, kya aap muh mein baitke daant nikalenge?
Short & True
Love Story
Once a boy askd a girl:
I Love You,
Will you Marry me?
The girl said NO.
Then,
The Boy
Lived his Life Happily there after..