manthan Wishes Collection

Kon kisike liye hasta hai,
Kon kisike liye rota hai,
Matlab ki is duniya me-
Kon kisika hota hai,
Ab to SMS bhi wohi karta hai,
Jiska SMS free hota hai...

inbox
ki
gawahi
or
bayano
ko
maddenazar
rakhte
hue
IPC
ki
dhara
00
k
tahat
msg
reader
ko
sMs
na
bhejne
k
jurm
me
KANJUS
karar
diya
jata
he.

Kya apne suna?

Nahi suna?

Waqai Nahi Suna?

CNN pe?

BBC?

DD News?

Aaj Tak?

Nahi?

Fm91.1 pe

Fm 98.3,95,94.3

Inpe bhi nahi suna?

To Suno...





Gud Morning...

Remember to remember me,
Forget to forget me,
Even if u try 2 remember to forget me i'll never forget to remember to remain u to remember me...

E chand Taro
Jara inko do jhappi maro,
Biastar se inko niche Utaro,
Kyoki,
Ye sone Ja ahe he Bina Bole Good Night...

Friendship is foundation of Love,
Love is organization of Life,
Life is Distribution of Feelings,
Feelins is contribution of Friendship.

Love: A game of hearts.
Attraction: A game of style.
Marriage: A game of Life.
Frndship: A game of feelings.
So share ur feelings till I'm alive...

Birth was not our Choice,
Death is also not our Choice,
But
the way we Live our Life is Absolutely our Choice.
Enjoy it and make each day Memorable. Good Morning...

Santa:-whats the difference between "complete" & "Finish" ?
Banta:- when u marry a right person u r complete
&
when u marry d wrong one u r finished.....

Pandit:- maut ke waqt aadmi ke muh me kya dalna chahiye???
Santa:-BIRLA CEMENT
Pandit:-kyun?
Santa:- Is cement main JAAN HAI...!!!

\('. .')/
( . )
/'\
Handa upp!.

Agar apni jaan pyari hai to jitne bhi inbox me sms hai, sab send karo,





KHABRDAR..


DRAFT me kya hai?


wo b bhejo...

Yeh Dosti Ke riste bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab ke apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigahon se door,
Wohi yaadon ke sabse kareeb hote hai..

Tum Kya Jano Khuda se Kya Mangta Hu,
Teri Salamati Ki Dua Mangta Hu,
Aga Lag Jaye Khabhi Chot Tumko
To Mere Haq Me Wo Sari Taklife Mangta Hu...

Jis gali se tum gujro,

Jis raah se gujro,

Kuch aisa kar gujro,

ki

har bar...

har gali se...

1 hi aavaz aaye-

"MARO SAALE KO, PHIR Aa GAYA"

Tumne na suni dhadkan hamari,
Par hamne mehsus ki saanse tumhari,
Itni dur hokar bhi paas ho dil k
Shaayad yahi he khoosnashibi hamari...

Wo barish hi kya jisme bhiga n jaye,

Wo bichadna hi kya jisme aansu na aaye,

Isko hi to kahete hain BEBASI,

ki
har pal koi yaad to aaye par usse mil na paye

Hey ek "kiss" karo.


Don't
shock.

Kiss bole to}}}}}
K : koi
S : intresting
S : sms
S : send karo

OK chalo ab 1 kiss ksro...
I m waiting 4 ur kiss.

Dosti kisi se kuch yu
Nibhalo

Uske Dil k sare gum ChuraLo

Itni chhap chhod do kisi par Dosti ki
ki
khuda b kahe
ki
Hame b Apna Dost Banalo.

Go down to c my heart..





















Dekha?
Kitna saaf hai mera
DIL?
Boleto 1dum Aapke Dimag ki Tarah...

Who r u?

Why do u msg me?

Who d hell gave u my number?

Never msg me again!!!!


Apun khabhi aisa bola kya?
nahi na...
To bindas msg karneka...

Don ko yaad karneka,
Don ko phone karneka,
Don ko sms b karneka,
Nahi to kyA....?
Deva re deva darneka nahi re baba Don aapko khud sms karega...

TC fined Ticketless girls

Chudidar girl was fined Rs100

Skirt girl Rs50

Mini skirt girl Rs25
Next girl was fined Rs0
why?



u naughty




she had ticket...

ECLAIRS SAID TO DAIRY MILK:
I'M SWEETER THAN U.

DAIRY MILK REPLIED:
"SSSHHH...
DON;T DISTURB "WORLD'S SWEETEST PERSON WHO IS READING THIS SMS."

inbox
ki
gawahi
ore
bayano
ko
madde nazar
rakhte
hue
IPC
ki
dhara-00
k
tahat
msg
reader
ko
sMs
na
bhajne
k
jurm
me
KANJUS
karar
diya
jata
hai.

Aao kabhi bhi mere ATM account se nikal sakte ho'
"DIL"
"PYAR"
"MOHABBAT"
"KHUSI"
"HASI"
Jiska CODE hai sirf Aapki
"*D*O*S*T*I*"

Hi jaan___
Kya haal he
jaan___
Kaha ho jaan___
Kab miloge
jaan___
Missing u
jaan___

Zyada khush mat ho
Har blank me "war" lagado
smart boy.

Mausam mast hai,

Mahol jabardast hai,

Apne kam me sabhi vyast hai,

Socha tha phone karke pyari pyari baate karenge,

Pata chala "is root ki sabhi line vyast hai"...

Har rishta dil se nibhana hum jante hai,


Jakhm pe malham lagana hum jante hai,


Hume bhulane ki koshish mat karna,


Warna....

GALA DABANAA BHI JANTE HAI!!!!

Is Matlab Ki DUNIYA main KOUN Kiska Hota Hai?
SMS Bhi WOHI Karta Hai Jiska FREE Hota Hai,
Ye BAAT Sabko Pata Hai,
Magar,

KANJUSO Ko FREE Bhi Mehanga Lagta Hai!!!!!!!!!