surajojha Wishes Collection

Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar. Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo. Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza.
Hum Ghabra K Bole Aunty Bachoo Ko Polio Ki Dowa Pilwalo..

Ye na socho tumhe bhool gaye hum,
yaad tumhe din raat krte hai.
Jb bi tumhari yaad aati hai,
"jal tu jalal tu ayi bla ko taal tu"
ka jaap krte hai

Na msg Na phone
Na pic Na tone
aur bane firte ho duniya k Don
jab no. liya tha to kehte the
k roz karenge phone
ab kehte ho Hum Apke He kaun?

Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai.
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
jab tak....
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....FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai!

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai

Oye Utho!
Ye Koi Sone Ka Waqt He?
Jb Dekho Sotay Rehtay Ho
Kya Sari Zindagi So K Bitani He?
or Haan
dont reply I Am Sleeping.

Arz hai,
AAP humare dil me baste ho
AAP humare dil mein bste ho,
thik hai dil me baste ho
Thoda side me ho jayo,
sans wali nali me kyu faste ho.

CONSTABLE:SIR,KL RAT KEDIYO NE JAIL ME RAMAYN KI TI.
JAILR:TO ESME PARESAN HONE KI KYA BAT HE?
CONS:SR,HNUMAN BNA KAIDI ABI TK SANJIVNI LEKAR WAPAS NAHI AYA.

Anda,
Omlet,
Anda Bhurji,
Pomfret,
Butter Chicken,
Chiken 65,
Jhinga,
Macchi Fry...
Sshhhh........
Chup k se Padhna Aur Delete karna..





NON-VEG sms hai..

Proffeser to stdnt-
what is attentn deficit hypractive disordr??

Stdnt-
jumbalakadi bamba! Holsga volsga...
Proffesr- i din't get u...
Stdnt- same here..!!

1 Ship 300 pagalo ko le ja raha tha.
Bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye
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Kaise ??
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Ship band ho gaya tha
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or
saare pagal dhakka dene ke liye utar gaye.

Tujhe Jab Meri yaad Aayegi Tere Mobile pe Mere sms ki Baarat Aayegi

SMS to Hum kar Denge Tujhe,
Lekin Iske paise Dene kya Teri SAAS Aayegi.

Boy-i luv u

Grl-saale shkl dkhi h apni

Boy-sali kutti kmini, lomdi ki shkal wali, ghusa marke nak tod dunga teri, sali chudel chal dafa hoja.

Grl-sory,i luv u2

SMS na karne walo k lie
song -
Agar tum mil jao,
to taange
tod denge hum,
Tumhe paa kar
tumhare peeche
kutte chor denge HUM.
Bus.! tum mil to jaao..! Ha... Ha!

Billi k bacche,




Ullu k patthe




Kutte k pille




Saap k sapole




Ye sb chhote chhote hote h.....

LADKI Ro Ro Ke LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai:



LADKI RO RO KE LADKE SE KEH RAHI HAI,.
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Haath Chhod kamine Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai..

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Me apse nalaj hu. Meko na-meko na ap yad nai kalte ol ashmsh bhi ni bhejte hai. Aisa tholi hota hai.
katti...

G: Kon Ho Tm
B: Hasrat Tmhari
G: Dekhte Ho Kya
B: Surat Tmhari
G: Chahte Ho Kya
B: Mohabbat Tmhari
G: Pachtaoge bhot
B: Qismat Hmari
G: Married Hu Me
B: To Pehle hi Bhonk deti MANHOOS NAARI

Yaar ye dekh
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kisi ne blank sms
bhej dia hai.
Tu bata...ye koi tarika hai kisi ko pareshan karne ka

Sabse Bada Aatank:


Kisi ka Mobile Lo
aur
Phone Book me Jakar
Delete All Kardo
Phir
Mobile Wale ka Chehra Deko
Aur
Bolo

ALL IZ WELL

CID PJ
homework kar kar ke agayi h mere hath me moch
wah wah
homework kar kar ke aagayi h mere hath me moch
wah wah
ACP- Daya darwaza todne se pehle kuch toh soch

KID-Papa agr aapko pata chale ki me First Divison pas hua to aapko kaisa lagega? PAPA-Mai to Khusi se Pagl ho jaunga.
KID-Bas isi Dar se me Fail ho gya!

Medam boy se- kahan h copy, kahan h pen?
boy- jabse tumhe dekha,kya copy kya pen?
Tare mast-mast 2 nain,
mere dil ka le gye chen,
gayab h copy or kho gye pen

Faasle itne to phle na hua krte the,
Main wo hi hu jise aap apna kha krte the,
Aap agr bhul b jao to koi baat nhi,
Zakhm to is Dil ko phle b mila krte the

Ladte hai apse par jitna nahi chahte,
apse kabhi bichhadna nahi chahte,
haqiqat hai k juda karegi jindgi ek din,
par haqiqat me hum wo din jee na nahi chahte..

Aaj se sabhi raah aasaan ho gaye,
Do jism ab to ek jaan ho gaye,
Jabse wo is dil ke mehman ho gaye,
Is dil ke poore sare armaan ho gaye.

Hasti mitadi hamne apni kisi ke pyar me badal diye raste kisi ke intzar me par samajh na sake wo hame humne bhi tod dee wo kasam k jiyege sirf unke hee pyar me

Aina Hu Mere Saamne Aakar Dekho
Khud Nazar Aaoge Ankh Milakar Dekho
DiL Aapka He Jaan B Dedu Tum Par

Bas Mera Sath Zara DiLSe Nibha K Dekho

Wado pe wo Aitbar nhi karte

Ham ziqr-E-mohbat sare Aam nhi krte

Dil darta he unki badnamiyon se

Par Wo sochte he k hum unse PYAR Nhi karte..

Dil me aaj kisi dost ki yad he,Dur hote hue b Lagta mere paas He,
Mene dil se pucha Us dost ka nam kya He,
To dil ne kaha wo Khubsurat raaz he.