surajojha Wishes Collection - Page 4

Ham Unse aur Wo Hamse Juda Ho Gaye,
Aa Gaye Wo Mere Janaze Me To sare Wade Wafa Ho Gaye
Jhuk Kr Usne Meri Kabr Pe Kaha Aap To sach Me Hmse Khafa ho gaye...

Dil Ki Chokhat Pe 1 Deep Jala Rkha He,

Tere Aane Ka Spna Sja Rkha He,

Jane Wale Ne kaha Tha k Lot Aaunga,

1 esi Aas Pe Drwaza Khula Rkha He

Raat Meri Ye Raat Nahi Rahi Ab
Ek Alag Se Ehsas Ke Sang Jee Raha Hu
Ehsas Ban Gaya He Ab Ishq Uska
Sari Rat Ab Uske Khayalo Me Jaag Raha Hu

1 Girl 1 Smile.

1 Smile 1 Meet

1 Meeting 1 Propose.

1 Propose 1 Love

1 Love 1 Marriage.

1 Marriage
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Problems.

So dosto,
"Avoid 1'st Smile.

Zindgi Me 1Ladki Itni Pyari Lagi
Uske Baatei Hme Nirali Lagi
Jane Kya Jadoo Thi Uski Personality Me Ki
Married Hone K Bawjud Hme Kuwari Lagi...

Kya Khoob Unki Aankho Ki Chamak Dekhi,
Har Surat Me Unki Jhalak Dekhi,
Achanak Dil Bekabu Hokar Rone Laga,
Jab Maine Aansuo Me Bhigi Unki Palake Dekhi.

Only 1% of the total gals bcom the wife of their lovers
The remaining bcum the Password to the boys email id..
Strange bt True..!
Isn't it?

Hontho pe kabhi na koi sawal rakhna,
Zindgi ko har pal khushal rakhna,
Zindgi to naam hi hai pareshaniyo ka,
Inhe bhulkar bus apna khayal rakhna.

Vo Hmare Hi Kb Thy Jo Aj Begane Ho Gaye
Zrasi Bat Thi Kya Fsane Ho Gye
Kya Usay Ilzam De
Kya Sunaye Hale Dil
Ab Koi Hoga Naya
Hm Purane Ho Gye

Bhulna apko na aasan hoga,

bhule jo apko wo nadan hoga,

aap baste ho dil me hmare,

aap hme na bhule ye apka ehsaan hoga.

GoD Ne ISHQ Ka RiShta Bana Diya,

Kisi Ko Dusman Kisi Ko Qatil Bana Diya,

Dub Na Jaye Koi Ishq Ke Dariya Me

Isi liye Aap Jese DoSTo Ko Sahil Bana Diya.

Karo WADA Kbi Bhulaoge to Nahi
Sath CHALE Ho To Sath Chhor Jaoge to Nhi
Mere CHEHRE Ko Jo Nya Roop Diya H Muskuraht DEKR
SACH SACH BOLO Kbhi Rulaoge To Nhi

Na Ankhe Churate He,
Na Dil Churate He,
Na Ishq Krte He,
Na Mohbt Krte He,
Dunia Me Sbse Khubsurt Rista He Dosti,
Usiko Nibhane Ki Kosish Krte He

Unki Aankhe Zindagi Lagti H
Unki Saanse Bandagi Lagti H
Ashiqi Me Unki, Haal Kuch Is Trah
Hua H apna Ki Ab To Unki Nafrat B Mohabbat Si Lagti H.

Jis din aap hame bhool jayenge
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Gino mat!
Sare daant tod diye jaenge !

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ isme 1 missing h?
Dubara padh rhe ho? sharam nhi aati?
ABCD me "1" kahan aata h? kitni ummid se padhaya tha mummy-papa ne.

If any dog attacks u
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Bhaag lena..

If u r genius,
Msg $irf 1 bar padh k Jawab Dena..
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Haan To sawaal ye hai k Jalebi ko Engli$h mein kya kehte hain. sonu

Chalo Lets dance,"Dhan te nan"
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Ab apna kam kro, kal"chigy wigy''karenge..

Boht Udas He Koi Tere Jane Se
Ho Ske To Lot Aa Kisi Bhane Se
Tu Lakh Khafa Sahi Mgr 1 Bar Dkh
Mohalle Me Kitna Kachra Jama H Tere Na Aane se.

Mutthi Bhar k Pyar Bheju,
Dil se Dil ka Sawal Bheju,
Aaya Nhi Apka Koi SMS Or Miss Call,
Kya Yad Nhi Aati Ya Fir Apke Liye Thode Kaju Badam Bheju.

Aisa nhi ki hum rishta tod denge
Musibat me aapka sath chhod denge

Hum to tere wo dost hai,
AGAR tum msg nhi karoge to hm teri naak me nimbu nichod denge

Har jagah 1tufan sa aaya h.
Har 1 k zuba pe
"SURAJ"
ka nam chaya h.
Jab bhi sms tone bajti h.
Sab bolte hai yelo phir
PRINCE OF BIKANER
ka sms aaya h.

Vari varsi khatan gyasi,
khat k layanda Bhutta,
tusi raat nu sutte reh gaye,
twadi
CHUMMI le gaya KUTTA!!!

1din Papu 4 bje uth gya
Ma-Papu mera putr, Papu mera sher,
padh likh k paisa kamaega dher.
Papu-Na main tera putr, na koi sher,
susu karn utha si, so jaunga fer

Girlfriend se pareshan ho
,,NO PROBLEM,,
Gift karo
NOKIA MOBILE,,
jis me ho battery
"BL5C"

,,Battery Blast ,,
Girlfriend khallas.
What an IDEA SIRJI

Ki$$iNG A GaL
On 4head iZ
RESPECT

On Cheek iZ
CARE

On Lip$ iZ
LOVE


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Ki$ing In Front of Her father..
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Height of Coolness-
2 frnds, after exam:
1-Koun sa paper tha?
2-Shayad Maths
1-Yani tune paper padha
2-Na yaar, wo aage wali Ladki CALCULATOR liye baithi thi.

Main tume bhulne ki bahot kosis kalta hu par kya kalu mamma roz badam khila deti he aur tumali yad fil aa jati hai.

Apple= Vitamins

Vitamins=Power

Power=Work

Work=Money

Money=Women

Women=Sex

Sex=Aids

Aids=Death

Aur kha le

Apple.