surajojha Wishes Collection - Page 5

Chuho ka
aatank dekho..






U a g i
m t
b h k
ur p o

g l
me ta
p e

ge

ma


t i n

ka

ge

pu

Sara msg kutar gaye

Sach me bahut kuch likha tha.

If u break our frndship:

i'll hang myslf wid d noodles,
cut my veins wid a rubbr knife,
blast my head wid a water pistol
stop smilin i'm damn serious..:-)

MOST Romantic sayri of d yr-
Tujse kaise nazar milaye dilbrjani,

Tujse kaise nazar milaye dilbrjani,

Meri left aankh kaani {-_+)
teri right aankh kaani{+_-)

"A poor man catches a fish, but his wife can't cook due to mehangai.
No gas, No oil, No spices.Man put the fish back in water.
Fish shouts "CONGRESS ZINDABAD"

Agar seedhi Ungli se 'Ghee' na nikle to..









Ghee ko Garam kar lo.




Har Cheez me Ungli karna achi baat nahi.


Samjhe!!!

Hm honge sabme pass.
Hm honge sbme pas.
Hm honge sbme pas1 din Hoooo. Hum Sote h bindass,Likhte h bakwas, Fir b h vishwas, Marks milenge jhakas1 din

Hr roz roshni k hazar sitare Nikle. Aur aap ki ankho me Haseen nazare Nikle Jail m Hm B Gye Aapke Sath Jb Aapke Chori K mobile m sabse zayda.sms Hamare Nikle.

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