Chalke Wishes Collection

Maa:- Beti Badi hokar Kya Karogi?
Beti:- Kuch Nahi , Maa Banugi, Padhungi,Shadhi Karungi............Aur Kya?
Maa: Jo karna hai karo par serial me Karo.......

Question: Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai?
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Answer: Taki Husband ko yad rahe musibat tali nahi hai.

Bhikhari: Hello Hotel Taj, one Pizza, one Biryani aur one Non Veg Dish Bhej Do.

Waiter: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?

Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!

Desi Teacher: Itni pitai ke baad bhi tum hass rahe ho.

Desi Student: Gandhi Ji ne kaha hai, musibat ka time hass hass ke gujarna chahiye.

Company ka Employee
Toilet gaya.
Andhar ja kar
seat pe betha.
Saamne Deewar pe likha thaa

“ABEY ITNA ZOR BUSINESS
PE DETA TOH TARGET PURA HO JAATA !”

Jab Tanhai ka ehsas ho

Na koi tunhare Pass Ho

Na tum kisi ke nazar me ho

Na koi tumhare Nazar me ho

To Samz lena ki tum

TOILET Me Ho!!!!

Santa Ki Ma MarGayi:- 1 Admi bola:Ma Mujhe bhi le jati, 2 ra bola: Ma hame bhi le jati.
Santa Bola: O chup ho jao, Ma kya TATA SUMO Leke Gayi hai kya.....!

Ismey koi shak nahi ke U r Sweet,U r caring,
U r Intelligent,
U r Attractive,
U r smart,
U r Reliable,
Thoda aur Improve Karo to
Mere Jaise Ban sakte Ho