hemant_jain14 Wishes Collection - Page 2

2 bachhon ki maa tisri baar shadi kar rahi thi. Shadi k waqt chota bacha rone laga.
Maa boli: Chup ho ja, warna agli baar sath nahi laungi.

Biwi gusse me pati se:
Jab dekho jeb me sharab ki bottle rakhe rahte ho.!
Pati: To tu kya chahti he? Har waqt honton se lagaye rakhu kya?

Suiside me asafal Pati se Patni boli- Cheez dekhkar kharida karo. Zaher ke paise bhi gaye aur jis kaam ke liye liy tha vo bhi pura nahi hua.

Hubby(wife se)- kamwali Shanti ko bulao.
wife- kyu?
Hubby- Doctor ne bola hai ki raat ko tonik aur goli khao
Aur shanti ke sath so jao..!

Santa(Ladki ko chhedte huye)- Hi soniye, kya haal he?
Ladki(Gusse me)- Vahi Jo teri bahen ka he.
Santa(Hanskar)- Wo to pregnent he. Hahaha

Santa- Jab main chhota tha tab is ped par chadh jata tha.
Banta- Kaise?
Santa- Tab ye ped bhi chhota tha yaar.

Gandhiji Ne Ahinsa Ka Rasta Hi Kyu Chuna..?
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Guess
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Socho
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Kyunki Dhishum Dhishum To Pepsodent ka kaam hai.

Is Duniya me sirf Post-Man he, Post Woman nahi he.

Aakhir Kyu?

Why?
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Kyuki Wo Delivery Dene me 8-9 Mahine Laga Deti he.

Meri Dosti wo barish nahi jo aaye aur chali Jaye,
Meri dosti wo hawa hai Jo Kabhi tej hai to kabhi mand hai,
Par har pal aapke Sang hai...

Doctor: Santa, Bachhe ko paani dene se pahle boil kar lena chahiye.
Santa: Lekin Janab, Boil karne se bachha mar to nahi jayega na?

Garmi aa gayi he.
Sir pe geela aur thanda kapda rakhna,
Ice lagate rahna,
Dimag pe suraj ki aag na pade,
Kyuki

Bhoosa Jaldi Jalta He.

Doctor- Mrs.Megha, Good News for you!!
Megha- What Do you mean by Mrs.Megha? I'm Unmarried.
Doctor- Ohh ok. Miss Megha, Bad News for you!!

Conductor 2 student: Roj door pe khade rehto ho, tera baap watchman he kya?
Student: Tu humse roj paise mangta he, tere baap BHIKARI h kya?

Boy: Muze Mehnati, Sadgi Se Rehne Wali, Aagyakari, Ghar Sanwar kar Rakhne Wali Ladki Chahiye.
Girl: Mere Ghar Aake Meri Nokrani Ko Le Jana.

Aap DOSTI ka wo DAAG ho jise hum TIDE se dho nahi sakte, RIN se saaf nahi kar sakte, SURF se mita nahi sakte
Kyuki
Kuch DAAG achhe hote he

Apne Sasur Ka Dulara Hun Main,
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hun Main,
Filhaal To Ye Sab Sirf Mera Sapna Hai,
Kyu ki
Abhi Tak Kunwara Hun Main.

Santa ko gadhe par college jane ka shok tha.
3 saal baad Santa ko akele jana pada.
Puchho Kyu?
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Kyuki Gadha graduate ho gaya tha.

Animal Party me Chuhe ne 4peg le liye.
Cat- Party na hoti to aaj tuze kha jati.
Chuha- Bhaag. Nahi to log kahenege daru pike aurat ko mara

GIRL- Main humara rishta khatam karna chahti hu. Main tumhe vo sab vapas de dungi, jo tumne muze diya.
BOY- OK. Let's Start with Kisses.

2 ladies baat kar rahi thi.
1st: Ye HUSBAND kya hota he?
2nd: Tu nahi janti?
Ye ek tarah ka BAND hota he, Jise ladies BELAN se bajaati he