Navi Shrivastava Wishes Collection - Page 12

Rajinikant electrocuted









Iron Man.

Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

Rajinikanth calls










Voldemort by his name.

Rajinikanth kills













Harry Potter in the ninth book.

Rajnikant is really mad about people making sms jokes on him that he is thinking of deleting forward options from every phone.

Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television? Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!

Even lord “voldemort” refers 2 Rajini as “He who must not be named”

Once Rajnikant bought 4 acers of land and made 4 wells at each corner. People asked wht was he doing. He answerd that he wanted to play Carrom

Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo. Why? To Play chess!

When rajnikanth dies, the grave doesnt read RIP, it reads ‘BRB’

Rajnikaant’s heartbeat is measured in richter scale

Alfred Nobel





recieved the











Rajnikant Award!

Rajni was shot with a bullet. The next day it was the bullet’s funeral

Once it was extreamly clowdy in china. then they found out that it was rajni who was smoking from india

When Rajnikant signs in at Facebook, Facebook updates its status.

Once a boy went to xerox Rajnikant’s photograph. The xerox machined got copied twice

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what rajnikanth can do for your country

Once rajni sent an sms to Einstein . It read – E=MC2

Rajnikanth swaps his visitng cards at ATMs to get cash

Rajnikant is lovin’ it! – Macdonald’s new tagline

The Indian Government has requested Rajnikanth to restrict importing Bullet trains from China for using them as cartridges in his pistol

Rajnikanth, it seems is a verb and not a noun. Its the continuous process happening inside and around us.

No one is perfect,





Rajnikant is no one

Laughing Budha is the Japanese guy whom Rajni told a joke in childhood

When Pope walks with Rajanikanth, People ask “Who is that guy in robe?”

Rajanikanth is the only person to have got nobel prize in acting.

Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.

Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras

My laptop is now totally safe from trojans and virus












I just installed RAJNIKANTH Antivirus in my system !!

Rajnikanth cannot work in a BPO (Business Process Outsourcing) Why??? because he himself is a process