Navi Shrivastava Wishes Collection - Page 13

The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually Rajnikhant’s signature

One day Rajnikanth bunked school,














now its known as Sunday

Even wildest of animals get goosebumps at the sight of Rajnikanth. Porcupines find him even scary.

Why Osama isn’t caught? Well!! Rajnikanth isn’t interested.

Grammatical thinking:Those think in universe in one we start with THE. like THE sun. so not call rajni call THE rajnikant

This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to
















Oscar

Even gajani




remembers






rajni. -

Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track.

Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…

If ever you want to pinch Rajnikant,The best thing you can do is launch a missile at him

Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.

i have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone.
















dat i dont require a charger now:

No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajjnikanth cause he was here before time existed

Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows 8.

Two ghosts were talking.. One consoled other “Don’t fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant”

When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Rajnikanth.

Rajnikanth puts his pants on two legs at a time.

We face earthquakes only when












Rajnikanth plays skipping.

Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth

Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikanth.

A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon & Rajnikanth are one and the same

If 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, it means that Rajnikanth got bored with humanity

Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did.

Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open.

Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language -

Rajnikanth can run you over with a parked car. –

Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense. –

There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives.

Rajnikanth gargles with Frag Grenads.

If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft. -