Navi Shrivastava Wishes Collection - Page 14

Once Rajni was having sex in a Fiat . A sperm escaped and entered the engine of the car …that car is now called Ferrari.

Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question.

The movie ‘300' was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1'.

Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair.

Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 100 metres of Rajinikanth.

Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed

Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna

Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent

Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession

Rajnikant Bcom Accounting Answr Paper is Termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS

An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala.

India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them!

Gandhi’s non violence movement REALLY pissed Rajnikanth off.

The movie Krrish is loosely based on












Rajnikanth’s life.

The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikanth behind Juhi Chawla!

The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on her… and now she’s Miss Pooja.

The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikanths victims.

Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep.





Those numbers are today collectively known as the “LOG TABLE

Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as


















“Guiness book of world RECORDS”.

Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding…




















while walking…

Rajnikanth added












facebook as his friend.

Rajnikanth once entered a race he came
























first, second and third.

Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when would Rajnikant Die ……………..











R.I.P PAUL !!!!

1000 yrs from now……..










robots will make movie named














Rajanikant

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably.

Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet.

In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place.

Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice












from a banana

Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.