vaibhav kohade Wishes Collection - Page 6

To the biggest Fool I know..
Happy Fool's DAY

kaisa ye rishta H jo nibhana pdta h
Dard dil ko H hume chupana padta h
Saza milti H ankho ko rone ki
or in badnsib labo ko muskrana pdta h..?

Hmesha khush rhne ki adat ho jyegi,
Muskuraht apki fitrt ho jaygi,
wo wkt b ayega jb hm n rhenge,
Pr hmare sms ka intzar apki adat hojygi..!

Dis is how Rajnikant Can Inspire People:

Once Rajnikant gav kiss 2 his Galfrnd In front of a Kid..


today dat Kid is known as



Imran Hashmi..!

FIDA Hu Uski Chaal Pe..
Uske Bolne Ki Taal Pe..
Chahe Tamacha Lage Gaal Pe
Par
Bol Deta Hu Sare Jahan Se..
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Nazar Mat Daalna Mere MAAL Pe..

Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet

Wah.. Wah


Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet..

Student Says- 'Plz Mam,
May I Go To Toilet...'

Mohabat to humne b ki hai dost,

par humare saath kuch khas nahi hua,

TAJMAHAL to hum bhi banwa sakte the,

par humara "loan" pass nahi hua...

A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..

Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?


Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE...

A mega brain sale in U.S.A.

Newton's- Rs300

Edison's- Rs500

A.Kalam's- Rs700

&

Ur brain- Rs25,000 !

Bcoz it's fresh nd never used before...!

Lux soap-5Rs
Lifeboy-8Rs
Cinthol-10Rs
pears12Rs
Dove-15Rs

Oh!Sorry
Ye Msg Galti Se Apko chala Gaya,
Delete kar dena

Qki
ye offer sirf Nahane walon k Liye He..

Do you know meaning of
JKBKUL?


No?


Meaning Is-
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J-Jan
K-Kar
B-Bhi
K-Kya
U-Ukhad
L-Loge..!!

Tumne mujko puri tarah thukraya nahi He tu bhul gai,
tere dil ne bhulaya nahi He jab B ji chahe aa jana..
*ae_jaan*
Dil me ab tak kisiko basaya nahi He..

Yu na kisi k dil se khelo,

wah wah

Yu na kisi k dil se khelo,


Jab CALL ya SMS hi nahi karna hai

to phone bechkar

radio lelo...
hehehe

Bheja hai sms jane kya gul khilayega..
Pyar se padha jayega ya mita diya jyega..
Agar gya kisi sache dost k paas..
To pyara sa reply zrur aayega..

During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..

Two things decide the success in our life:
The way MANAGE when U have nothing in hand
&
The way we BEHAVE when we have everything in hand..
gud mrning...

Boyz rules-
Hausle sare azma baithe..

Hum zamane k gum utha baithe,

Jiski chahat me umar bhar tadpe..

uski shadi me dusri ladki pata baithe...

Boy prpozes to girl-
Ye Raat,Ye subah,
Ye Hawa,Ye Chand,
Ye Ghatayen,Ye Nadia,
Ye Kinare...

Girl-Saale Prpoze Kar Rahe ho,
Ya Envirnment science padha rahe ho...

Baithe He Tanha KisiKi Aas Me,
Kuch Nhi Yado K Siva Pas Me,
Sochte He Kya Hua Jo Koi Nhi Karib Hmare...
Registan Bhi To Jita He Barsaat Ki Aas Me..

Time for pj:

What do u say if petrol is leakiNg from Maruti car..?



ThiNk



thiNk...



Ok let me tell..



MARUTI SUSU.Ki

Inbox ki gawahi ko madde nazar rakhte hue... kalam 420 k tahet sms padh rahe mujrim ko balance hote hue bhi sms nahi bhejne k jurm me KANJUS karaar diya jata hai....

What is study??

S: sleep til 10 am.

T: Tv is must.

U: Unlimited sms.

D: Dump the books.

Y: yahoo chat.

So study hard....

PAL PAL CHAHA MENE RAB SE
KI KUCH PAL KE LIYE TUM SATH RAHO..
UN PALO KA SATH KUCH AISA HO
KI HAR PAL TUM HI TUM YAAD RAHO..

Snta: mere paas..
gadi he,
bangla he,
bank balance he,sab he..
kya hai tumhare paas?



Banta:
Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai...
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Bachpan me 'Mamu' aur
Jawani me 'Janu' nazar aata hai...

Tere Ansu Apni Ankho Me Chupa Lu,
Tere Dard Ko Apna Bana Lu,
Ek Baar Kehdo Muzko Haq Hai Tum Par,
Is Dunia Se Lad Kar Tume Apna Bana Lu..

Newtons LoV Theorem:
When a heart is dipped fully or partialy in d luv of sum1...
Then d loss in studiz is directly proprtnal 2 d time spnt in her memories...!

Agr tum Dua me kisi ko mangoor wo na mile to
ye jan lo k koi or tume apne RAB se mang raha he..
or
uski mohabt me tum se zyada Sachayi he...

Pani ki bund bahut choti lagti h,
Pr kahin ek pyasa phul uska intezar karta h,
Usi tarah 1sms chota lagta h,
Par bhejanewala Dilse apko yad karta hai...

MERI HAR KHUSHI TERA NASIB HO JAYE..
TERA HAR GUM MERE KARIB HO JAYE...
HAR JANAM ME MILE MUSHJE TERE JAISA PYAR...
TAKI MERA HAR LAMHA KHUSNSIB HO JAYE...