vaibhav kohade Wishes Collection - Page 7

STUDENT SHAYARI:
Aasma me kaali ghata chhaai he,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai he,
Sab kehte hey sudhar ja,
Par kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi he...

Aap Sbko yaad Krte Ho,
Bas Bhul Jate H Hami Ko,
Kisi Ne Sach Hi Kaha he,
Jinke Paas Lakho Sitare Ho,
Wo Kya Mehsus Krenge 1 Taare Ki Kami Ko..

Boy-Mujhe Acchi Ladki Dila Do..!

GOD-Tu Muslim He To KATRINA..
Hindu He To BIPASHA..
Christain He To GENELIYA..
Bol...Tera Naam?

Boy-Abdul Rambhau Disouza!

Santa asks Dr-kya DUDH pine se rang gora hota he?
Dr-yes,isme calcium hota hai.. .
Santa-chal jhute..
Phir bhains ka baccha kala kyu hota hai...?..?

Jab raat ati he hum so nahi pate,
Raat khud so jati hE
Puchne par dil se ye awaz ati hE,
Aaj DOST ko yaad karle raat to roz ati hE...
Gud n8t.

Upar aasman me tuta jo ek tara,
use dekhkar maine rab ko pukara,
rakhe salamat wo apko hamesha ,
dur hi sahi par tute na kabhi ye rishta hamara..

Smoking affects lungs
Drinking affects liver
Girls affect heart
Bt d mst dangrz 1 z:Studies,
it affects mind,
sidha coma me jaoge
So,avoid it....:( ;) :)

Bhej k sms apko,dil se yaad kiya,
phir na kehna aapko hamne bhula diya..
Ab na koi shikwa na koi bahana hoga,
Dekhkar msg hmara apko muskurana hoga..

EK KHUBSURAT LADKI SANTA SE MARKET ME TAKRA GAYI
TO BOLI:Oh, I am sorry'..!
SANTA:HI, I am santa singh...
nice to meet
u MISS SORRY..!

SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gaya..
Mechanic Ne Dekh K Kaha-Ye Thik He Par MAUSAM Kharab H,
Isliye Nhi Chal Rha.!
SANTA-Le 100 Rs. MAUSAM Naya Daal De..

Kal Fir ek Ladki Nazar Aa Gayi

Jiski Pehli Baar Me Surat Dil Ko Bha Gayi,

Le Gaya Dinner Pe Jo Use..

2000 Ka Khana Akeli Kha Gayi...

Khushiyo ki aarzo me muqadar so gaye
Andhi aisi chali ke apne bhi kho gaye
Kya khoob tha unka andaz-e-mohobbat
Pyar dene aye the aur palke bhigo gaye