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I bought a new printer because it was cheaper than ink refills. Now I'm wondering how long before new cars are cheaper than fuel.
Today is sorry saying day.. if I ever was angry with you or misbehaved, or hurt you, please just slap your self, it must be ur mistake, coz I an basically a nice guy
Why do people point at their wrist when they want to know the time? I don't point at my groin when I want to find out where the toilets are!!!
Behind every successful man, there is a woman but behind every satisfied woman, there is a tired man.
he can hold your hand like i do , he can kiss you like i do , he can hug you like i do , but he will never never love you like i do !
If you asked me if I love you as much as I did some years ago,I would have to say no. Mistakes have been made, lessons have been learned, I love you more now.
Sometimes u gotta run to see who runs after u. Sometimes u gotta talk quieter to see who's listening. Sometimes u make a mistake to see who will help u fix it.
the toilet paper wrapping says 100% recycled...lets all take a moment to think about this for a second
Girl's Status msg on Facebook:'Feeling Sad' - 1702 comments.
Guy's Status msg:'Goin 2 commit Suicide'
1 Comment - "Dude Whos gonna use ur bike now
Smartest thing Santa ever did...
He changed all his passwords to 'incorrect'...
So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,"Your password is ... incorrect"
kanto bahri ah me kaun saath deta hai ?
Mom/Dad - No
Husband/Wife No
Friends - No
Lover - No
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only ur Chappal !
utha ke choom lo :)
Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman
Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock each other down, irritate each other, hate each other but can't live without each other.
I'm perfect in my imperfections, secure in my insecurities, happy in my pain, strong in my weaknesses, and beautiful in my own way...I am ME!!!
once a farmer put up scare crow with Rajnikant's picture as face.
Crows brought back the corn they stole last evening.
Women are angels , and when someone cuts their wings, they continue to fly .... on a broomstick. They're flexible that way!
Boss hangs a notice on his office door, "I am D boss, don't forget"
When he returns from lunch sum1 had written "Ur wife called up she wants her notice board back!:-)
the pessimist sees the dark of the tunnel.
The optimist sees the light at the end. and the realist sees the train coming.
Wife says to husband: "Whisper dirty things into my ear".
Husband leans in and whispers: "Dishes, Laundry, living room"
I Know that you know that i know what you dont think i know but i know that you know that i know what you know that i know that you dont think i know but i know!
- **WARNING** - This joke is a virus. Do not read it, or your eyes will melt and yuu woinyt be avle toi seee anygthuig
2 old ladies sitting in church 1 leans over and whispers to the other "my butt is going to sleep" the other replies "I know I have heard it snore 3 times"
never hate the times when you failed. these are the times where you show the world that failures don't define you but it's what makes you stronger. :)
a friend will visit you in jail, a good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the next room screaming "THAT WAS AWESOME!"
tip to reduce weight:
first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right.
repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Santa runs in 2 Banta's house and shouts 2 him....
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN UR CAR!"
BANTA SAYS "DID U C WHO DID IT?"
SANTA SAYS "NO BUT I NOTED THE REGISTRATION NUMBER!!!
"The quality of your life depends on how you LOVE the things you do, how you do the things you LOVE and how you LOVE the one who LOVES you"
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