AJNABI RANA Wishes Collection - Page 2

is dil ko bas unki yaad hai.
is dil ko udas kar jati hai.
koi puchata hai unki yaad kitni aati hai.
kuch keh nhi pate or aankh bhar jati hai..

wadiyo se chand nikal aaya hai,
fizayo me nya rang chaya hai,
khamosh kyu ho ab to muskurao,
aapko gooooooood morning
kahne mera sms aaya hai,

kaviyo ne kaha hai baato ki ada hai dosti,
har gum ki 1 dawa hai dosti,
sirf kami hai mahsoos karne walo ki,
mahsoos karo to jameen par jannat hai dosti...

girl-:teri yaad me neend udti hai,
chain khota hai kuch kuch hota hai,
boy-:doctor ko dikha lo swine flu aise hi hota hai,

kya aap sms aane se pareshan hai,?
kya gussa bhi aata hai?
kya inbox bhi full hai?
ha ji ha,
to aapne mobile ko kachare k dabbe me phenk de,
kyonki hum nhi sudhrenge....

na kisi shayar ka kalam hai,
na hi kisi bottel ka jaam hai,
shaher me yeh charcha aam hai,
jo sabke dilo ki jaan hai,
g ha "RANA" G hai uska naam....

yeh yaad hai aapki ya yaado me aap ho,
yeh khawab hai aapke ya khawabo me aap ho,
hum nhi janate hume bus itna bta do,
hum jaan hai aapki ya aap humari jaan ho,

har roz unki yaado me khote hai,
unki tasveer aankho me lekar rote hai,
bhig na jaye ye tasveer aansuo se kahi,
isliye hum aankho se nhi dil se rote hai..

sitaro ko bheja hai aapko sulane k liye.
chand aaya hai lori gane k liye,
so jayie mithe khawawo me,
subah suraj ko bhijayenge aapko jagane k liye,
good ni8

killer pj
dis will realy kill u,
kabutar ne kar di burger pe shit,

zara gaur farmaiga janab


kabutar ne kar di burger pe shit,



and u say i,m lovin it....!!!

sojao?
sojao?,
bina msg kiye,
sapne me bhoot ayenge,
aur tumhe yaad dilayenge k tumne..
mujhe msg nhi kiya hai...
"BHOOT NITE"
"BHOOT DRMZ" BHUUHAHAHA.........

honto par 1 muskaan kafi hai,
dil me 1 arman kafi hai,
kuch nhi chahiye zindgi se hume,
aap hume yaad karte raho ye ehsan kafi hai,

tufan me kinare mil jate hai,
zindgi me sahare mil jate hai,
koi cheez zindgi se pyari nhi hoti,
par kuch log zindgi se bhi pyare mil jate hai,

is dil me uske liye itna pyar rahega,
k waqt bhi uska gavah rahega,
uska pyar shayad kisi or k naseeb me ho,
par yeh dil sirf uski yaado ka haqddar rahega....

mere kamre me udte hai,
wah-wah
mere kamre me udte hai badal,
wah-wah











main likhta hoon kuch bhi or padte hai pagal,
ab bolo wah-wah

hum aapse juda ho kar g nhi sakte,
yehi baat to aapse keh nhi sakte,
haq jitna hume nhi aata bus itna pta hai,
ki ab bhi aap humare bina nhi reh sakte...

ankho se door unhe kar nhi paye,
bahut koshish ki par bhula nhi paye,
sath bitaye sare pal yaad aate hai,
kash wo sare din wapas lout aaye..

sachhi baat :log kahte hai ek rishta tut jane se sari duniya khatam nhi ho jati,
lekin uska kya jiski sari duniya 1 hi rishte se hai...

sapno se dil lagne ki aadat nhi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nhi rahi,
yeh soch k koi manane nhi aayega ,
ab hume rooth jane ki aadat nhi rahi,

arz hai logo ne uthaya banda police ne uthaya danda yehi hai curfew ka fanda,
na jane kab hoga yeh mamla thanda,

stars have settled n moon will shine frndship matures as a lovely wine a very lovely night 2a frnd of mine may ur night b cool..n...

har maa ka 1 sapna hota hai,
ki uski beti ko 1 handsome or intelligent ladka mile,
ab aap hi batao dosto,
1 rana kis kis ki maa ka sapna pura karega,

santa class me gadha lekar aaya,
teacher kyu lekar aaye ho,
sir aapne hi kaha tha ki aap gadhe ko bhi inssan bana dete hai...

karwa choth di swer uth k wife pooja karane lagi,
husband: swere-2 ki rola paya hoya hai,
wife; sutta rah kanjra tera hi sayapa
karan lagi aa

garmi me kulfi khane ka mazza aata hai,
thandi me coffe ka mazza hai,
hum water fall ki tarah sms karte hai,
or aap ka munciplity k water ki tarah reply aata hai...

aapko english ka ek word bhejta hoon,
jise aap age se padho ya piche se,
aapko apna hi naam dikhyi dega,
u-l-l-u
sorry dont mind ok

sonu 2 meter lambi pipe se hukka pi raha tha,
monu itne lambe pipe se kyu pi raha hai
sonu yaar dr saab ne tambaku se dur rahne ko kaha hai...

unki aankhe zindgi lagti hai,
unki saanse bandgi lagti hai,
ashiqi me unki haal kuch is tarah huya hai,
ki ab unki nafrat bhi mohbbat si lagti hai..

jagti aankho me 1 khawab aaya,
koi humdard hai mera yeh khayal aaya
chot lagi thi dil par to dhayan aaya,
kal b tanha tha aaj b khud ko tanha paya...

barsat ki har boond me samaye ho tum,
mere dil me khas jagah banaye ho tum,
yun to humdardo ki kami nahi,
par na jane kyu aaj bahut yaad aaye ho tum,