raj Wishes Collection

Bahu-maaji ye abi tk nai aye
khi koi dusri Aurat?
Saas-kalmuhi tu hmesa ultaSochti h
aisa B to hoSkta h kisi truck k niche aagya ho

Santa:Judge Sahab,Muje Talaq Chahye.. Pichle 1Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujse Bat Nhi Ki. Judge:1Baar Firse Sochle,Aisi Biwi Kismt Se Milti He

Nawab to his Begam
Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Ye Zulfe
O Jaane tamanna...









Agli baar Khaane me Baal Aaya to Gangi Kar Dunga

(",) XCUSE ME!
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Kisi ko fikar h meri.?
Ehsaas h mera.?
Bas mai hi SmS karu..?
Mjhe SmS kon krega..?
Good evining kon khega

Qatil-Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nai
Waqil-Dont Worry
Adalat k bad
Q-Kya hua
W-Bahut Muskilse umer qaid hui adlat to bari kr rha tha

Bhikhari: Beti, ek rupya Deti ja
Tera suhaag sau saal jiye.

Woman: Ab to Main Tumhe ek phooti

kodi bhi nahi dungi.

Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane

Premika-Me maa banne wali hu!!
Premi-R u mad?
KAHANI ME TWIST:
Premika-Bakvas nhi,me tumhare baap se shadi karke tumari maa banne wali hu