Deep9009™ Wishes Collection - Page 12

ANGER is an acid that does more harm to the vessel in which it is stored, that to anything on which it is poured.

Great door signs:
Gynecologist: Dr Jones at your cervix.
Septic tank truck: Yesterday's meals on wheels.
Plumber's office: We repair what ur husband fixed.
Tire shop: Invite us to ur next blowout.
Electrical shop: Let us remove ur shorts.
Maternity room: Push, Push, Push.

Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!

Bush : Tujhe swimming aati hai.
Lalu : No.
Bush : Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu : Tuje aati hai ?
Bush : Haan
Lalu : Fir tere mai aur kutte mai kya farak hai ?

Love enables you to put
your deepest feelings and fears
in the palm of your partner's hand,
knowing they will be handled with care."

Sapne to sapne hi hote hai...
Apne to phir bhi apne hote hai...
Har sapne ko apna banana.....
Lekin kabhi bhi kisi apne ko sapna na bana dena....

Never ignore someone,
Who really cares for u…
Bcoz one day u may realize
that u have lost A Diamond
While u were busy in collecting Stones……

Jab TuM Iss Duniya Say Jaoge
Aur Dur Kahin Ek Naya JanaM Paoge,
Is Baar Jo Hua So Hua,
Agli Baar 1 LaMbi Poonch
Aur 4 Tangain Paoge

What Is Love ?

Those who do not like it call it responsibility.

Those who play with it call it a game.

Those who do not have it call it a dream.

Those who understand it , they call it destiny.

My phone has been injured by HUTCH dog on RELIANCE road, near TATA town. So, I have no an IDEA to admit it in AIRTEL hospital. Dr NOKIA examined it and said that it need SMS. Soo Donate SMS.

Life's Like a Mirror.
It Often Gets Misty With
The Fog Of Reality,
But Wipe It With Ur faith &
U'll See a
Clear Reflection Of Ur Dreams

Aankho me ashk diya karte hai,hum apni ninde tere naam kiya karte hai,jab bhi palak jhapke tumhari,samajh lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hai...

Successful Man
Every successful man in this world has failed as many times as you have , so you are not far from victory

Everyone are good to you till you expect nothing from them , and you are too good to them only till you fulfill their expectations. This is strange but it is true

Truth for lips
Truth for lips

Confidence for eyes

Charity for hands

Smile for face

Love for heart

Use them well and make life beautiful

Husband : Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein "A.G." Kehke Kyon Bulaati Ho ? Kabhi Akele Mein To Mujhe "A.G." Nahi Kehti ?

Wife : Bazaar Mein Sabke Saamne "ABEY GADHE" Kahungi, To Kya Achchha Lagega ?

O’ friendship can do many things
And doesn’t cost a dime
This one kind deed has such a power
To stand the test of time

Friendship makes a lovely world
More beautiful to behold
Our eyes aglow with love to flow
A treasure brighter than gold

We are the friendship flowers
That will open on the vine
Each time we share our beauty
We are spreading the Divine

A cup of coffee and a chat
Can get one through the day
Just a smile from warm, kind eyes
Gives more than words can say

You are very special for me Honey!
Friendship is a special thing
That comes straight from the heart
It reaches out in many ways
To tenderly impart

Love is all in fire and yet freezing,
Love is much in wining, but is more in loosing,
Love is ever sick and yet is never dying,
Love is ever true and yet is ever lying,
Love does death in liking and is mad in loathing,
Love indeed is everything, yet indeed is nothing.

The thing always happens.........
that you really believe in.
and the belief in a thing........
makes it happen

The Size of Candle May differ but they Yield D same brightness.

Its not the matter of your position, but your ability that Shines 4ever!

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal...

LOVE THE PROPLE WHO LOVE YOU-COZ HEY LIKE SUMTHNG IN YOU..DEVELOP IT.
LOVE THE PEOLPE WHO HATE YOU-COZ THEY HATE SUMTHNG IN U..CHANGE IT.

Do more then belong – participate
Do more then care – help
Do more then believe – practice
Do more then b fair – be kind
Do more then 4give – 4get
Do more then dream – work

It is when u hide tears and still care for Her,
It is when she Ignores u and u still love Her,
It is when she begins to love another and u still smile for Her,
It is when u sacrifice your happiness and Die for HER.

When you PRAY for others,
GOD listens to you & BLESS them.

Whey your are HAPPY & FEEL Blessed.....

Remember
Its because Someone has Prayed for you.....

Iss pyaase raahi ko bus thoda paani chahiye

Bahot din bitaye dhoop mein bus thodi chhaya chahiye

Pyar tumse hum karte hain bahot bus thoi wafa chahiye