Deep9009™ Wishes Collection - Page 4

The greatest mistake of most of human beings:
"We listen HALF..
Understand
QUARTER..
Think ZERO..
React DOUBLE &
Remember FOREVER..!"

1985 me Guest Ghar aate hi:
Kia Haal Hai, Papa kaise hai, Bache theek hai?.














2010 Guests Ghar aate hi:
Patli pin wala charger hai?

santa:- yaar bahut raat ho gyi h,
aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.

Banta:- theek h yaar,
fir main ghar se night dress le ata hu.

If d loser smiles after losing d game,
d winner wl lose d thrill of his victory"
Dats d power of Smile..!
Keep smiling even at worse*situation:-)

1ce there ws an angel who wanted 2 change evrythn into smthng special
i saw angel changing u.
i said Oops!No
this 1 is already so special. UR REALY SPECIAL FRND

Touching lines just b4 death

"Dnt burn me immediately after my death,my frnds hav a habit of comin late."

Think of what you can do, beginning right now,to add a habit of success to your life. And watch as that small success, done again and again, turns into plenty of big achievements.

Even a small positive habit will make a big difference. because each time you do it, you steadily add more power to it.

Look honestly at what you do each day. What things are moving you forward, and what things are you doing that keep holding you back?

Whatever you do again and again turns into a habit.
And your habits have a profound effect on the
quality of your life.

Banta santa se-teri dukan pe mitthai rakhi h tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta,santa- yaar krta to bhut h par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu

Height of caring..
Ek bar chiti hathi ke upar beth kar jaa rahi thi.Raste me kaccha pul aata hai.Usko dekh ke chiti-"Jaanu cross kar loge ya main utru?"

The friendship is not in the face
where many seek
but in the heart
and sincere gestures
where few are ...

GIRL-dear,sunday 1st show k BALCONY k"CORNER"wale 2 ticket book kr k Rkhna..

BOY-Lekin"CORNER"wale ticket nai mile toH??

GIRL-TO MOVIE dekhenge...

________ ,__/!_!_!_!_!_L) L_@======@ YE MERI PRSNAL CAR HAI. APKO GIFT ME DE RAHa HU,BAS PROMISE KRO KI AAJ K BAD RICKSHA K PICHE NAHI LATKOGE.

Log jaldi mar jate he Qki Khuda unhe Bahot chahta heTo Agar ap Zinda ho Or Dharti pe ho to SamjnaKi Koi Ap Ko Khuda Se B Jyada Chahta hai.

KisiKo Yaad Nahi Aati Koi Yado Me Rota Hai,KisiKo Nind Nahi AatiKoi Dinraat Sota Hai,Saza Hamesha 1 KoQ Milti Hai?JabKi Kasoor Dono Ka Hota Hai.

EK SACH:Agr koi Puche zindgi me kya khoya kya payaTo be jhijhak kehnaK jo kch khoya wo meri nadani heOr jo B paya wo mere RAB ki meharbani hai....

Never look for beauty,It will fade one day. Never look for good skin,it will grow old one day. But always look for loyal heart which will miss u Everyday.

'CHUHE'' Ka Sehra Suhana Lagta Hai, "CHUHIYA" ka To 'DIL' Diwana Lagta Hai, Pal Bhar Me Aise 'KUTARTE' Hai Kapre. Ab to Har' KAPDA' 'CHUPANA' Padta Hai...

Teacher 2 GOLU -Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai.GOLU Next Day Coat Pant Pehan K Aata Hai.Teacher:What's This.?GOLU -Raymond, The Complete Man..

Kissing is the Best Practice 4 Lips,It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink,So alwayz keep kissing ToSweet Children Only.

Changing the face can change nothing, But facing the change can change everything
Don’t complain about others, Change yourself if you want peace!!!

Toot jayen khwab to judne ki aas kya rakhna, palko ke bhigne ka hisab kya rakhna, bas isliye muskura lete hai hum, ki apni udasi se kisi ko udas kya rakhna

Wonderful lines by a LOVER:
"Apni neend se hume isiliye pyar
hai...
Kyu ki unhone kaha tha hume
pana tumhare liye sirf ek khwab
hai...":-)

Khuda 1 PaL K Liye apko Mera Bna De,Kitna Chahta Hu apko Koi Ye Bta De,Hr PaL DeKhu SirF SpNe aphi K,Na Jagu MuJe Khuda Aesi Nind SuLa De

"LIFE" is like a Cotton.D'nt make it heavier by dipping in sorrow of water. ButMake it lighter by blowing in joy of air.Enjoy Every Moment Of LIFE.Gdn8 n hv a sftslp

A quote 4 my special frnd- I m alwys behind u,I nvr expect u 2 turn back 2me wen u r happy,but wen u r in trouble no need to turn back,Just stop I'll join you.

Son--- Can u write with your eyes closed ?
Father -- Yes.
Son-- Good ; can u sign my report card

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna ha