Deep9009™ Wishes Collection - Page 5

Santa: Banta, don’t put mobile charging while sleeping at night?

Banta: y?

Santa: sometimes, battery may blast.

Banta: Yah. I know. That’s y I am removing battery from mobile while charging… :)

WIFE: Tumne kabi socha h ki meri shadi kisi or se ho jaati to kya hota?

Husband: Nhi mne kabhi kisika bura nhi socha.

Jab bhi dil me aapki khushi ki dua aai hai
is dil ne sachi khushi paai hai
Darr lagta hai kahi chot na aaye aapke dil ko mere lafzon se
Kyuki aapki khushi me meri khushi samai hai.....

"Roz Kii Taraah Aaj Bhii Taare
Subha Kii Gard MeiN Naa Kho JaayeiN
Aa ! Tere Gham MeiN Jaagtii AankheiN
Kam Se Kam Aik Raat So JaayeiN."

kuch chehre bhulaye nahi jaate kuch naam dil se mitaaye nahi jaate mulakaat ho ya na ho lekin dosti ke chiraag kabhi bujhaye nahi jaate.

Kabir Das ji ne kaha hai.
KAAL KARE SO AAJ KAR...

Santa ne pucha.AB MUJHE KOI YE BATAYE, KAL AANE WALI "POTTY" KO AAJ KAISE KAREIN? :-D :-D

Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:
Zaror tum mere khane k lye kch lai hogi? Wife: Bilkul thik,
isme mere new sandal hai

Sab ne chaha k use hum na mile, humne chaha k use gam na mile, agr khushi milti hai use humse juda hokar, to yahi dua hai k use kabhi hum na mile....

Dil u hi kisi par aata nahi,
Pyar u hi kisi se kiya jata nahi,
Pyar karo to "DARD" sahne ki addat daal lena Kyoki Ye wo dard hai jo "moov" se bhi jata nahi:-D

Guest;beta tumhara janam kis din hua tha.

beta- friday ko or apka

guest; sunday ko

beta; aap jhuth bol rahe ho sunday ko to chutti hoti hai...

Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?

Qki..5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch "50 paise me" nahi aati.

Ab dubara mat puchna

Pyar na rha to vafa kaun krega, dost na rha to dosti kaun krega?bhagwan salamat rakhe tumko varna bandaro ki tarah uchhal-kud kaun krega?

Aaj kyun kisi ki yaad sone nahi deti,Is zamane ki bandish bhi rone nahi deti.Kaisi kashishh h uski judai me,Jo usse mera or mujhe kisi aur ka hone nahi deti.

Na koi meri manzil hai na kinara, tanhai meri mehfil aur yaade mera sahara.... Unse bichad k kuch yu waqt guzra,,kabhi zindagi ko tarse kabhi maut ko pukara..

ankhon m rehne walo ko yad nahi karte, dil m rehne walo ki bat nahi karte,hamari to ruh m bas gaye h vo,tabhi to hum milne k fariyad nahi karte or na kare gey.

Tote patte ka dard uski shakh se pucho, dharti ki pyas barsat se pucho, yad karte hain aapko kitna, yeh humse nahi apne aap se pucho..

Tuhaar chehra phulwa ka smaan,Tuhaar hasna phulwa ka smaan,Tuhaar naak,kaan,baal sab phulwa ka smaan OR phulwa hmari bhainswa ka

Taqdeer Banane Wale,Tune B Hadh Kar Di,Taqdeer Me Kisi Aur Ka Nam Likha,Aur Dil Me Chahat Kisi Aur Ki Bhar Di.
.....

Nasiban de lekh koi mod nhi sakda. Je hove rubb te aitbar tan koi tod nhi sakda. Is jag vich pyar milda taqdiran naal. Har koi eh rishta jod nhi sakda.

Rishte khas Nahi khas ap Ho,Bat kuch Nahi Par Jazbat Ap Ho,Aas kuch Nahi Par Vishwas Aap Ho,Ji kar Dekh Liya Mene Sans kuch Nahi Bas jine ki jarurat Aap Ho

GIRL-Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe Hai?

BOY-Long Drive Par Dear.

GIRL-Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya.

BOY-Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Jab Break FAIL hua.

Unse Milkar Jaise Bichdna Dastur Ho Gya.Yado Me Unke Dil Majbur Ho Gya.Kasur N Isme Kuch B Unka.Hmari Chahat Hi Itni Thi Ki Unko Gurur Ho Gya.

Palko me kaid,
kuch sapne hai,
kuch begane,kuch,
apne hai, na jaane
kya kashish hai in khayalon me aap dur
hokar bhi kitne apne hai

Aasman se uncha koi nahi, Sagar se gahra koi nahi,Yun to mujhko sabhi Pyare hai par aapse Pyara koi nahi..

Kabhi aap Mere ghar mehman Ban k aana...
Hum aapko-Cold drinks Chiken Biryani. Allu Panir. GulabJamun. aurICEcream ki Photo Dikhaynge.

keep smiling

Zarra-Zarra kar ke Teri yaadon ka mahal banate hai Zarra-Zarra kar ke Teri yaadon ka mahal banate hai ILLEGAL construction kehke M.C.D wale tod jaate hai.

Love and rain both are same someway,they both gives our life true joy....

But
D basic difference is that rain wets our body and love wets our eyes...

Life Is a Football Game,And V R D Footballs, Never Mind The Kicks Of People Because Without Kicks We May Not Reach The Goal...(:

Everyone will not get everything,
This is the RULE of LIFE,
Dont try to get which is not yours.
But dont dare to loose which is yours..!
Understand

Feel a friend like me,
Feel a Company with me,
Everyday ,
Every time,
And
Every Movement
I am with you,
to share your Feelings...
Thats
the Love of a friend