Deep9009™ Wishes Collection - Page 6

Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime

Wife: Suno ji...doctor ne mujhe ek maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign location me jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayengey???

Husband: Dusray doctor ke pass.....!!!

Rat Subah Ka Intjar Nhi Krti
Khushbu Mausam Ka Intjar Nhi Krti
Jo B Khushi Se Mile Usko Shan Se Jiyo
Qki Zindgi Waqt Ka Intjar Nhi Krti !!

Ye to zindagi hai
Kabhi comedy to kabhi tragedy
Ye duri kabhi laati hai near
To kabhi deti hai tear
Chandni raat ho ya amavas ki
Jina to hai ye zindagi ! Hai na dear

Kuch aise yadein hai
Jo dil ko bahut tadpate hain
Kuch aise ankahi bate hai
Jo dil mein dabi rehte hain
Kuch aise khawb hai
Jise dekh kar hum jite hain

Toote Patte Ka Dard uski Shaakh Se Puchho
Dharti Ki Pyaas Barsaat Se Puchho,
Yaad Karte hai Aapko Kitna
Yeh humse Nahi, Apne Aap Se Puchho !

Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction. Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb!
There always exist two sides of the same coin!

OPINIONS are like HAND WATCHES

Everyone’s Watch shows DIFFERENT time from Others.

But,
Every One BELIEVE that their time is CORRECT.

That’s LIFE

Boys have fun by teasing girlz,
Den girlz cry fr few mins.
Girls have fun by loving boyz
Den boyz cry fr life time

Guy: You Look Like My Wife..
Girl(surprisingly): Whats Ur wife name?
Guy: I am not yet married..!

Moral : Xpress Your Ideas Smartly..!

Missing you gets easier every day
because even though it?s one day
further from the last time we saw each other
and
it?s one day closer
to the next time we will meet.

Difference between ignorance and self control

When u c d mirror, u don't laugh thatz IGNORANCE

When i look at u,i also dont laugh thatz
SELF CONTROL

Life is good u just need to learn how to live it. See everyday as a new chance to righting the wrongs, if not it’s a new chance to do a new mistake that u’ll learn from tomorrow

Hearing with your heart, seeing with your soul, be guided by the hands that you can’t hold and trusting even if you cannot see…that’s what FAITH must be.

A FAITHFUL husband is one who.....
Always thinks of his wife while sleeping with other Women.

Rather than thinking of other women while sleeping wtih his Wife.

What is D difference between POETRY & ESSAY.

Any word you uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY. While anything said by WIFE is ESSAY.

Raat thi, Alam Madahosh tha,
Zarra zarra neend mein behosh tha,
Pattiyan Khadaki, Main Samjha wo aaye,
Magar saala KHARGOSH tha.

Woh Copy hee kyaa jiska cover Na ho ,
Woh copy hee kyaa jiska cover Na ho !
Woh ladki hee kya jisska lover Na ho !

Agni ko saakshi maan kar liye hai saat phere

Agni ko saakshi maan kar liye hai saat phere

Saala, gol gol ghoom kar pair dukh rahe hai mere

Friendship is like a mark on a stone..
which can never b erased..

But when sum1 tries 2 rub a stone & erase it.
The fire produced can burn anyone.

Teacher to Electronics Students
NAADE ko English mai kya kehte hai ?

Student:- P.H.D.

Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Pejama Holding Device.

A friend is one who knows who you are,
Understands where you have been,
Accepts what you have become,
And still gently allows you to grow.

Ideal pair does not require ,
compatible looks,
compatible nature,
same taste &
same size ..........

The best example is......

GATHIYA & JALEBI............

Smile is a bird
Who flies from face to face
May your lips give it a better nest
So that?
It may stay there
Forever and Ever
Keep Smiling!

Who Am I?
A Step When You Stop
A Touch When You Are Lost
A Word When You Are Quiet
A Smile When You Are Sad
&
A Friend Who Would Be There For U Forever (:

Aaj kareeb se guzar kr gayi hai,
Andaaz be nam kr gayi hai,
Maiyat pe meri ruk kr anjaan ban gayi hai,
poochthi hai logo se
ye kis ki maiyat sajayi gayi hai,

The meaning of life resides in joy and the feelings of harmony connected to happiness; without happiness, life loses meaning. Happiness is at the heart of our lives and o

Relationship is possible when TWO EGOS are dropped.....

Otherwise FOUR persons are involved
TWO Real
&
TWO Imaginary

Lalit Modi, was
Surrounded by
Preity
Shilpa
Katrina, etc.....

But
Now is Surrounded
by The IT officials.....

He has Gone From D
AXE Effect to the
TAX Effect.....

~*~Fact of D Life~*~

A THIRD person never CREATES any MISUNDERSTANDING between TWO people.

But
A MISUNDERSTANDING between TWO people CREATE SPACE for THIRD person