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Ek bahana acha sa jo paas hokar bhi paas nahi
Par us se chupa koi raaz nahi
Koi tumse puchhe koun hun mai
Tum kah dena koi KHAAS nahi
Hazaro ki Ginti to muje nahi aati
Par dil ka ek khayal aapse keh du
Ki RET ka ha zarra agar DUA ban jaaye to tohfe me aapko sara REGISTAN de du
Good Morning....
JUST 4 U
MUST 4 U
FIRST 4 U
Nothing 2 Wish
Nothing 2 Say
Always b HAPPY
Its my Pray
Have a nice day......!! :)
Mother: Little Missy, do you know what happens to girls who always tattle on other kids or spread lies about them?
Little Missy: Sure, they grow up to be rich gossip columnists...!!!
According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??
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HOLI.
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How?
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Coz....
He Keeps Saying...
"Holi CUB hai,
CUB hai Holi...."
If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!
What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Think!
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Think!
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Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated...!!
Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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Socho....
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Kol-Kata.....
What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!
Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
Zindagi me 2 logo ak bahut khayal rakhna
1= wo jis ne tumhari jeet ke liye sab kuch haara ho
2= wo jis ne khud ko haar kar tumhe jeeta ho......
A Foolish man looks for happiness at distance.
But a Wise man grows happiness under his feet!!
If U look for happiness outside....it will always elude U...
But if U find it within Urself.....den happiness is all Urs...!!
D most Romantic state of India.....???
Guess......!!!
O....Yes!!!
West Bengal...!!!
U know why????
Har raat we're having candle light dinner....
thanxx to d West Bengal State Electricity Board...!!!
2 twin boys apne kamre me beithe the.
Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha....aur 2nd bahot hi udaas tha...!!!
Father: Tum itna Q haans rahe ho...???
Son: Mummy ne dono bar isi ko peet diya...!!!
Always Keep Hoping for G O O D
As the Chinese say.....
Keep A Green Tree in your Heart.....
The singing birds will SURELY come.....
Always See good in everyone. Be blind to d faults of others. It brings peace in ur life. Things don't change,so Just change d way U look at them..
Student's Exam life
9 am- wake up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking to score 80%
1pm- Lunch & den sleep
5pm-Tea
6pm- Thinking to score 60%
9pm-Dinner
10pm-Hey Bhagwan....buss pass kara de!!!
Jack: Promise me that when I die, I'll be buried way out at sea, with nothing around for miles.
Rose: Why would you want that?
Jack: Because your mother vowed to dance on my grave.
Monty: My wife is mad at me again.
Bartender: Why is that?
Monty: When I opened the front door this morning, her mother was on the step with her suitcases. She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
I said, "NO PROBLEM!" and shut the door.
Thought of LIFETIME-
Don't complain abt others: adjust urself!
It is easier 2wear slippers
dan , 2 carpet d earth...tc
Veeru: Iss Gabbar ka kya kare??
Jai: Isse sui chubo chubo ke maar do aur sui iske side mein rakh do...
police samjhegi "Sui-cide" ka cae hai........!!!
Art of Living:-
If life throws lemons at you,
DON'T make a lemonade out of it.
Rather....Ask for tequila & salt.
Think different...
Think better!!
Ek din mene DIL se puchha
VAAD aur YAADE in me kya fark hai
Jawab mila
VAADE insan todta hai
Aur
YAADE insan ko todti hai
What you LOST in D PAST was a part of your DESTINY
But
What you will get in FUTURE will be the COMBINATION of both your EFFORTS & LUCK.
Truth of life:-
Its Very Easy to HURT some one and then say SORRY.....
But
Its really very Difficult to get HURT and say I AM FINE.....
Success comes to you when you think of "I SHOULD WIN" and not that of "OTHERS SHOULD LOSE" so friend be "POSITIVE"