girish singh Wishes Collection

Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone
pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!

DRINKERS movies banate toh-
1)Soda Akbar
2)Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
3)Rum de basanti
4)Hum tight ho chuke sanam
5)Beer Zaara
6)Bewde Zameen par.

Teacher aur Umpire ek jaise
hote hain..
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Dono karte kuch nahi, bas
khade khade Ungli karte rehte
hain.!!

An MBA student went 2 his home wid his gf after completing his MBA......
His dad asked , who is she??

Son replied

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My campus selection...!

A bf, who is good in English, is teaching
his gf about tense.
Bf:- YOU LOVE ME. Which tense is it?
Gf:- PAST TENSE.

Boy-Hey I Have Just Installed Windows
8 In My Pc :D
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Girlz: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, Im Using Windows 98..!!

Wikipedia:i knw evrythng.
Google:i hav evrythng.
Facebook:i knw evrybdy..
Internet:without me u r nthng..
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Electricty:
Awaaaaaz NICHEee.:-P:-D

Agar koi anjan ladki apko dekhke muskurai to kya wo apse pyar karte hai?

Are nahi bafukuf - apne pant ka zip check kar.....

Ek ladka ro raha tha
Dad: kyun ro raha hai
Ladka: mujhe shadhi karni h
Dad: kisse
Ladka : Apki maa se
Dad: kyun
Funny kid : Apne meri maa se kyun ki thi

Once A couple went 2 a
resturant..
BF: kya logi tum.?
GF: tum jo kaho..
BF: Achcha..waiter Menu lana..
GF: (in shy) Me bhi menu
khaungi.

Boss:mere liye ek shisha le ke aao,
Jisme mai apna muh dekh saku...!
Santa:nahi mila sir,
Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhay de raha tha...

1pagal Aaina Dekh k sochne lga,
isko kahin dekha h.
thodi der sochne k baad
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"O Teri " ye to wohi hai
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jo Mere sath us din Baal ktwa raha tha!

Wife:Soch rahi hun ap k
sath Dubai,UK ghoom
aaon kitney paise... lagen
ge?
Husband:kuch bhi nahi.
Wife:Wo kaise?
Husband:Sochne k paise
nahi lagtey

HoSpital me sare Pagal Ro Rahe te
1 Pagal Chupchup Soya tha.Doctor N Pucha-Tum Q Shanti se Soye ho?
Pagal-Bewakuf,mai mar chuka hu Isliye to sab Ro rhe hai..

GITA UPDESH- mobile nirjiv hai SIM iski aatma hai, SMS wo Gyan hai jo batane se badta hai, ISLIYE hey prani Balance ki moh maya Tyagkar Nirantar SMS karo.......kanjoosi choodo !

Boy 2 othr boy-Dude, y u proposed dat girl, she already has a bf.
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Awsm reply by d boy
Bhai JAB TAK LADKI KAWARI
NA TUMHARI NA HAMARI

All Samsung officials
withdrawing their children
from English medium schools
b'coz the first thing they were
taught was 'A' for Apple. :P

Every successful has a painful story...
Every painful stories has a successful ending...
So, accept the pain and get ready to success.

Husband: You will never succeed in making the dog obey you.!

Wife :Nonsense,its only a matter of patience,I had a lot of trouble with you too at first..!

Ye Zindagi Tere Saath Ho
Ye Arzoo Din Raat Ho...
Main Tere Sang Sang Chalon
Tu Har Safar Mein Mere Sath Ho...
Main Kanton Par Bhi Chal Paron
Tere Pyar Ki Jab Barsat Ho...
Kabhi Sham Dhalay Jab Hum Milain
Na Din Dhalay Na Raat Ho....
Ye Zindagi Tere Sath Ho… !

Apne saaye se bhi ashkon ko chupa kar rona
Jab bhi rona to chiragon ko bujha kar rona
Jahan chot khana wahan muskurana
Magar is ada se ke roye sara zamana…

5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi:
Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai,
jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai.

Dil Ke Aaine Khaney Ki Adhoori Tasveer
Taqdeer Ki Kitaab Ki Ki Woh Adhoori Tehreer
Kisi Dil Ki Baasti Mein Ek Adhoori Jagheer
Kismat Ke Haathon Par Ek Adhoori Lakeer..

Wo Bhi Din They Jab Hum Bhi Piya Karte They,
Yun Na Karo Hamse Piney Pilaney Ki Baat,
Jitni Tumhare Jaam Mein Hai Sharab,
Utni Hum Paimaney Mein Chod Diya Kartey They…

Yeh Kaisi Judai Hai Jisne Hamein Shayar Bana Diya,
Yeh Kaisa Gam Hai Jisne Hamein Bebas Bana Diya,
Socha Nahi Tha Juda Ho Jaoge Humse Kabhi,
Karte Bhi Kya Jab Apne He Gair Bana Diya…

Door jakar bhi hum door jaa na sakenge,
Kitna royenge hum bata na sakenge,
Gham iska nahi ki aap mil na sakoge,
Dard is baat ka hoga ki hum aapko bhula na sakenge!

Teri palkon pe khwab rakh gaya koi
Teri saanso pe naam likh gaya koi
Chalo wada raha bhool jana hame
Agar humse achha yaar tumhe mil gaya koi…

Ek Gujarish Hai Mere Dost Tujhse,
Taumra Is Dosti Ko Nibhana,
Ho Kuch Dil Mein To Usse Kabhi Na Chupana,
Dukh Ho Ya Sukh Hamesha Mere Sath Chalna,
Bhatak Jaau Agar Mein Kabhi To Sahi Raah Dikhana…

Gham nahi wahan jahan ho fasana aapka
Khushi bhi dhundhti hai har pal fasana aapka,
Aap udaas na hona kabhi zindagi mai,
Bohot achha lagta hai hame muskurana aapka…!

Tere husne ke hum diwane ho gaye
Tuhje apna banate banate hum khud se begane ho gaye
Na chod na mujhe tu aaye zalim
Tere kareeb aakar hum duniya se dur hogaye…