shweta dhingra Wishes Collection - Page 9

1Baccha Paida Hote Hi Nurse s Bola-MOBILE h Kya?
Nurse:-Hai Par Tu Kya Karega
Baccha: Bas GOD Ko Ek CALL Karni H Ki Mai Pahuch Gaya hu. Meri Wali ko Bhej Do

Bepanah chaha jise wo lot kar aya nhi,
Mere dil ko uske siva aur koi bhaya nhi
Pyar ki sodagri me hum barbad rhe,
Usne kuch khoya nhi aur maine kuch paya nhi

Pyar kar ke jatana jaruri nahi
Yad kar ke batana jaruri nahi
Rone wale to dil se rote hai
Uske liye aankh me aasu aana jaruri nahi

KISMAT dusra MOKA nahi deti,
DUNIYA anjane ko PANAH nahi deti,
ZINDAGI se itna PYAAR mat karna,
Kyunki
MAUT kabhi RISHWAT nahi leti.

Kasssh..........?
Kuch Dino K Liye Duniya Se Chala Jana Mumkin Hota.
Suna Hai...?
Log Bahut Yaad Karte Hain..,
Door Chale Jane K Baad..

Badi shaan se meri hasti mitai hogi badi mannat se meri mohbbat bhulai hogi la tere pairo pe marham laga du mere pyar ko thokar marne me tujhe chot to aai hogi.

Dost ka rutba zindgi mein bahut jyada hota hai,
dost ke bina jivan adha hota hai,dost-dost nahi khuda hota hai,mahsus to tab hota hai,
Jab vo juda hota hai..

Waqt-2 naal jazbat badal jande ne,
waqt-2 naal din-raat badal jande ne,
Dost te pyar ta ohi rahnde ne, par kade-2 halaat badal jande ne.
IT IS THE TRUTH......

Live life like a pair of walking legs...
The foot forward has no pride and the foot behind has no shame..
Bcoz both know their situation will change...

Dost to Ek jhoka h hawa ka,Dost to Ek Naam h Wafa ka,Auro k liye kuch bhi ho chahe,
Hamare liye to Dost,
Ek Haseen Thofa hai khuda ka.. .

Dosti ki kasam kabhi hume bhulna nhi,
Aapna gum kabhi hum se chupana nhi,
jitna satana hai sata lo,
Lekin is dost ko kabhi thukrana nhi.

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to Pas Jane ka to Sawal hi Paida Nahi hota !

Dil Roya Par Ankhon Ko Rone Na Diya
Sari Raat Jage Khud Ko Sone Na Diya
Kitna Pyar Krte Hai Aapko unko Is Baat Ka Ehsas unko Hone Na Diya,

Hum apki yado se kbi juda ne honge, Imtihan lelo hum kbi bewafa nhi honge, Chup ho jayege kuch der k leye magar kbi app se hum khafa nhi honge

Yaar yaari da mull ik din pa hi jande ne, bahute lok siyane dhokha kha hi jande ne,
Jinna marji bach lao yaaro,
Jaano Pyare Zakhm Jigr Te La Hi Jande Ne...

When a woman says "What"

It's not because she didn't hear you,

She is giving u a CHANCE to CHANGE what you just said! :-)

Kaam karo aisa k Pehchan Ban Jaye.
Kadam aise Chalo k Nishan Ban Jaye.
Yaha Zindagi to Sab Kaat Lete Hai,
Zindagi Jiyo aisi k Misaal Ban Jaaye.

Zindgi hasin h,
zindgi se pyar kro,
hai rat to kya subah ka intzar kro
wo pal bhi Aega jiska intzar h apko,
Rab par bhrosa or waqt pe Aitbar kro.

Kash jate hue waqt ko rok sakte,
aap k sath guzara har lamha jod sakte,
na jane kitni yaden h dil me,
kash hum zindagi ko piche ki taraf mod sakte.

Wife:Tu phull gulab da,
main suraj mukhi.
tu metho dukhi te main tetho dukhi.
Pati:Tu kothe chad k chhaal mar,fir main v sukhi te tu v sukhi

I just luv it..
Radhaji boli Shri Krishan ji se -
Is shart pe khelungi pyar ki baazi,
"Jeetun to tujhe paaun, Haarun to teri ho jaun.

"Try To Share Maximum Time For The Special One In Your Lyf,
Otherwise One Day You Will Find Time Bt not The Special 1 to Share It.

Nice lyns said by a Bf 2 GF-
Tere Liye Mai Ye DuniYa Chod To Du,
Pr Uska Dil Kese Dukhau
Jo Roz mujhse Kehti he
"Beta Ghr Jaldi aa jana."

Nark me kuch log party mana rahe the
BHAGWAAN : Ye log nark me bhi party mana rahe hain...
YAMRAAJ: .. <>BATHINDA<> wale hain..kahi bhi Enjoy kar lete hain. ;-)

Sharabi Road par pada tha.
Policeman- itni Q pee rakhi hai?
Sharabi- mazburi thi
Policeman- kya mazburi thi?
Sharabi- botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.

Pyar to khuda ki farmais hoti h,
Do dilo ki ek khwaies hoti h,
Yad nhi krte hum apko,
Qki yad unhe kiya jata hai,
Jinhe bhul jane ki gunjaies hoti hai..

Santa(to shopkeeper):seth ji chuhe maarn wali dwayi dena.

shopkeeper:ghar le ke jani ae?

santa:hor saleya chuhe ethe le ke aavan....

GenIouS bACHA..:P
1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha
1 Police wala hanste hue
Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rhe ho?
Bacha:Police me bharti krwane

"Insaan itna Kamzor hai ki chhoti chhoti cheezon se dar jaata hai...
Aur
Bahadur itna hai ki Bhagwaan se bhi nahi darta"

Russe yaar nu tere to mna ni hona.
Bhul k b dekh lyi bhula nhi hona.
Tu odo fariyad krni a sanu zindgi ch paun di,
jad rabb kolo mud satho aa ni hona