Diljale*GR* Wishes Collection - Page 2

Once again, Rajnikant thought of making a website on whatever he knows...
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Of course the site is...
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(-: ...WIKIPEDIA... :-)

Santa nahi sudhrega:
policeman:
sab sach bata varna chaddi uttar k marunga.
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Santa: saab galti Maine ki hai aap kyun chaddi uttaro gey.
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Koi samjhao yaar

Apko "HAPPY" ka matlab pata hai,

H-Hum
A-Aapki
P-Pyari
P-Pyari
Y-Yadein kabhi nahi bhulti.

"KYONKI"

H-Hum
A-Aapko
P-Pal
P-Pal
Y-Yaad karti hu..

Me rahu na rahu
Meri yade karengi tmse wafa
Ae dost
Tum ye na samajhna ki
Hum sath the kuch dino k lie

Muskurahat Apki shan he Hamari
Aankhe Apki Pehchan he hamari
Rakhna Hifazat-se Apne Apko
aeJAAN
kyuki Saanse Apki JAAN he hamari

Bhook Ki Halat Ho
Or
1Roti K 4Tukde Ho
Khane Wale 5 Ho.
Tab b Ek Insan Hai Jo Kehta Hai K
Mujhe
Bhook Nahi Hai
WO H maa

Bina btaye usne na jane Q ye duri kardi,
Bichad ke usne mohabbat hi adhuri kardi,
Mere muqaddar me gham aaye to kya hua,
Khuda ne uski kwahish to puri kardi..

Munna bhai- a yarr sarkit muje us
sister(nurse) se pyar ho gaye hai.
Love lettet kasie likhu ?
Sarkit- likh i love you sister. Mera naam munna bhai.

Morning makes us tension,
Afternoon makes us tired,
Evening makes us engage,
But only night makes us rest,
So close your eyes and
Enjoy your dreams good night and takecare my freinds...

Main apke pyaar mein kuchh aisa kar jaunga
ban kar khushbu fiza mein bikhar jaunga
bhulana chaho to sanso ko rok lena
saans loge to mein dil mein utar jaunga

Finaly hamara break up ho gaya hai......





Me&my




Books





Qki




Ham ek doosre ko samajh nahi paye

Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho

Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega

Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.

Girl (in train) :- can i sit here ?

Boy :- it all urs .........

Girl :- can i take some water ?

Boy :- my pleasure ............

Girl :- Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai ?
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Boy :- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend aa rahi hai ........

Ab Dil Ki Tamana Hai K Kaash Aisa Ho.....?

Ansoo Ki Jaga Ankh Sey Hassrat Nikal Jay....!

Toota hai dil par tooti nahi hai aas,
Num hai palke magar phir bhi chal rahi hai saans,
Chahe ho jitne bhi gum par yeh dil nahi hai niraash,
Aur khushi ke pal lautenge dil ko hai pura vishwas.

Ab talak na khul saka mere ru-b-ru hai kaun,
Kisse mulakaatein hai or guf-t-gu hai kaun,
Taare hai aashmaan pe jaise jameen pe log,
Har mukhra chand sa hai magar hu-b-hu hai kaun.

Tere jaane se mujhe gum nahi,
Gum hai toh bas saath chod jaane ka,
Na tum do kadam sath chale hote,
Na hum tumse koi umeed rakte.

Hum to bethe hi aap ke pyar main
Tarapte hain dard ke is jaal main
Chor di hai dunya is takrar main
Jab se milli hain tanhayian aap ke intezar main

Dil hai udas tere jaane se,
Lout ke aaja kisi bahane se,
Jindgi haseen hai tere sath se,
Bin tere rah na sakenge kasam se.

Mere pyaar ko tum bhula toh na doge,
Kahi dost banke daga toh na doge,
Tumhe dekhne ko tarasta rahoon main,
Mohabbat mein aisi saja to na doge,
Kisi aur ka naam tum dil pe likhke,
Mera naam dil se mita to na doge.

Diqqat ho rahi hai dafn hone me abhi,
Tasweer na sahi tasawwur hai abhi,
Jaam na sahi tisnagi hai abhi,
Saanse tham gayi hai dil dhadakta hai abhi

Dard-e-fitrat ne itna barbaad kIya,

Teri yadoon ke siwa aur kuch na yaad kiya,

Zindagi kar na saki is dard ka ilaaj,

Maut ne a ke is dard se azaad kiya .......... !!

Question: “Income Tax Aur Caller-Tune Mein Kya Similarity Hai?”

Answer: “Dono Ka Paisa Hum Bharte Hai, Maza Koi Aur Leta Hai.“

Muftimal Baniye Ke Bete Ko Bhoot Chad Gaya, Baniye Ne Uska Koi Ilaaj Na Karvaya.

Teen Din Baad Bhoot Khud Ek Ojha Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola,

Bhoot: “Ojha Sahab, Mujhe Bahar Nikalo, Warna Mein To Bhukha Hi Mar Jaunga“

Technology Impact:

Year 2050 Mein Pita Gusse Mein Apne Nursery Ke Bache Se:
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Mene Tumhe Hazaro Baar Bataya Hai…..
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Ki Tum Vastav Mein
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Paida Hue The Na Ki Download…

Ustaf Fursat Fatte Haal Ji Kafi Time Se Ek Ladki Ke Piche The.

Par Jab Unki Bat Na Bani To Unhone Ladki Ek Shayari Likhi

Hum To Tumhari Dosti Mein…
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Itne Door Tak Nikal Aaye Hain Dost…
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Ke Ab To Rikshay Wala Bhi Wapsi Ka 2000 Mangta Hai…

Santa: “Tune Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Chod Di?”

Banta: “Haan”

Santa: “Daru Ko Bhi Chod Diya?”

Banta: “Haan”

Santa: “Jua Bhi Chod Diya?”

Banta: “Haan”

Santa: “Abey To Fir Us Se Shadi Kyu Nahi Ki?”

Banta: “Oh Yaar, Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Usse Achhi Mil Gayi“

Teacher Ne Health Ki Knowledge Dene Ke Liye Class Mein Bacho Se Puchha

Teacher: “Ande Ka Faida Batao?”

Santa: “Sir Bahut Faida Hai”

Teacher: “Kaise?”

Santa: “Agar Ye Imtahan Mein Mil Jaye To, Agle Saal Ki Books Ka Kharcha Bach Jata Hai“

Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho
Dukh dia ho
Pareshan kiya ho
To ap b usko rula sakte hain
Dukh desakte hain
Pta hai kese?
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Uski Aankh mein ungli maar kar:-)

jeete the kabhi hum shan se,
Mahek uthi fija kiske naam se,
Per guzre hai aise mukam se,
K nafrat se ho gayi hai mohbbat ke naam se....