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Wish you happy Diwali..and
This Diwali Brings a lot’s of happiness to You
Like rainbow colour in your life.
Happy Diwali.
A Very Happy Diwali To You
And Your Beautiful Family...
May God Give U All That You Want
And Need In Ur Life...
Enjoy
The Festival with Lots Of Lights...
May the auspicious festival of lights,
Brighten every corner of your world,
With glamouring moment of happiness,
Wishing you and your whole family...
A Very Happy Diwali
Diyas are God's way of telling u dat there will always be light to drive away darkness...May the light of diyas spread joy to ur life....happy diwali
4 boys on bike...
Police:- triple riding is
banned aur tum 4 baithe
ho??
Boys shocked...
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look behind..
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and says:- saalo 5wa kaha
gir gya...??
Once Rolex & Timex get talking.
Timex says "You show the time as well as I,
so whts the big fuss bout U?".
Rolex replied Calmly" Tum aadmi ko waqt batate ho,
Main aadmi ka Waqt batata hoon"....
Thought of the day :-:)
"TAKE IT EASY" is a Concept For Casual People..
But..
"MAKE IT EASY" is a Concept For Brilliant People..!
Man outside phone booth :
Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..
Man inside - Sir
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I'm talking to my wife :D =D =))
Topic over.
SANTA, your son is Dead..
Hearing this bad news Santa jumps from 50th floor
35 flr:
He realizes- i don't have son
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20 flr-
i am not married &
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3rd flr-
SHIT i am Banta. :p
zindgi k 5 sach
sach no 1- maa k siwa koi wafadar nhi
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sach no. 2- gareeb ka koi dost nahi
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sach no. 3- log achi seerat ko nahi achi surat ko tarjeeh dete h
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sach no 4 -izzat sirf paise ki h insaan ki nahi
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sach no 5- insaan jis shakhs k liye dil se mukhlis ho wohi shakhs dukh deta hai
Jo badal jaye wo yaar kaisa?
Jo chhod jaye wo sath kaisa?
Log aksar kahte hain mujhe phir se pyar ho gaya......
Par jo phir se ho jaye wo pyar kaisa?????
Being "In a Relationship" and being "In the "Hospital" is all the same...
Everyone asks -
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"Serious hai kya ?
World is Only for Girls:
If a Girl Laughs Loudly, She is Cheer full,
But;
If a Boy Laughs Loudly, He is Manner less,
If a Girl Talks Sweetly, She has Manners,
But
If a Boy Talks Sweetly, He is Cunning,
If a Girl is Shopping, She is Trendy,
But;
If a Boy is Shopping, He is Waisting Money
Muskarte hanste deep tum jalana,
Jivan main nai khushiyon ko lana,
Dukh dard apne bhool kar,
Sabko gale lagna, sabko gale lagna…
Happy Diwali
Ek train me Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi thi.
Usne sari pehni thi.
T.T. Ne usse 100 Rs liye.
Aish ne jeans pehni thi usse 75 Rs liye.
Kareena ne skirt pehni thi usse 50 Rs liye.
Par Mallika se kuch naii liya.
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Why....??
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Kyuki...
Uske paas ticket tha.
Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya?
Bnta-Liya Nai..
Gf Ka Uthaya H
Snta-Q?
Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K
Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate..
Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya
Arz kiya he
Kya hua tha raat me
kaise mar gaya Tony
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wah wah
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Gaur farmayga
Kya hua tha raat me
kaise mar gaya Tony
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wah wah
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Janne k Liye dekhiye CID,
only on Sony
Mandir Ke 9 Darwaje,
1 Darwaje Me 9 Pandit,
1 Pandit Ke 9 Biwi,
1 Biwi Ke 9 Bacche,
1 Bachhe Ke Pas 9 Tokri
1 Tokri Mai 9 Phool,
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Batao Kitne Phool...?
Santa mentioned 3yrs experience in his resume
Interviewer: Can u tell me
in which field u've experienced for 3yrs?
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Santa: In searching JOBS!
Life asked with Death:
Why people love me and hateyou,
"Death said your Beautifull LIE and I'm painfull TRUTH
Diwali upadesh:
Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh.
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toh . .
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Ghee ko Garam Kar Lo..
Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Achi Baat Nahi hai...
Girlfriend : Do you think I am Fat ?.
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Dhondu : No Baby :)
You have just become
My Teddy Bear from Barbie doll :P
Ek shayar garibi se tang aakar daku ban gaya..
daketi karne bank gaya
or
kaha..
Arz kiya hai..
"taqdeer me jo hai wahi milega,
hands up..
koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..." .
phir cashier se kaha..
kuch khawab meri aankho se nikal do,
jo kuch bhi hai jaldi se is bag me dal do..
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots and lots of fun and masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI
Me Aasha Karta Hun K Is Diwali K Sunder Mauke Pe, Diwali Ki Aloakik Prakash Se Tumhare Dimag Me Kuch Ujala Ho..aur Tum Insaano Jaisa Vyavhaar Krna Shuru Kardo. ...
For This, Is A Spcl Time When Family and Frnz Get 2gethr 4 Fun. wishing Laughter And Fun 2 Cheer Ur Days, in Ds Festive Season Of Diwali And Alwa...
May The Warmth And Splendor, Dt R A Part Of This Auspicious Occasion, Fill Ur Life Wd Happiness And Bright Cheer, And Bring 2 U Joy And Prosperity, 4 D Whole Yr...
Everyone Asks Me
Why I Love Her . . .
I Stay Quiet Bcoz If I Tell them
The Reason of My Love ...
They'll Start Loving Her Too ...
Successful relationship requires falling
in love many times...,
Always with the same person...
But, deeper and deeper every time...