8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 3

Bite pal phir la nahi sakte,
sukhe phul phir khila nahi sakte,
kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hume yaad nahi karte,
par dil kehta hai aap hame bhula bhi nahi sakte..

Phir kahin door se ik baar sada do mujko,
Meri tanhai ka ehsaas dila do mujhko,
Tum to chand ho tumhe meri zaroorat kya hai,
Main diya hoon kisi chaukhat pe jala do mujko.

Itbar wo kaise kare jinhe khud hi
khud ki kismat pe etbar nahi,
pyar vo kaise kare jinke hisse mein pyar hai hi nahi

Dost wo nahi jo aap ke kaam aaye,
dost wo hai jo.. apki t-shirt maang kr le jae aurr kabi wapis na de..
dost wo nahi jo.. apko treet de..
dost wo hai jo.. aap k ghar aae aur khe aj kya paka hai “jo b hai jaldi se le aa”
dost wo nahi jo phone kr k milne aaye..
dost wo jo ghar k samne aa k msg kare

Kuchh Meethe pal Hamesa Yaad Aate Hai,
Palako Pe Aanshu Chhod Jate Hai|
Kal Koi Aur Mile To HUme Na Bhoolana,
Kyoki Dosti Ke Riste Jingbhar Kaam Aate Hai!!

Dekha hai humane bhi aajma kar,
De jate hai dhokha log karib aakar!
Kahati hai duniya magar dil nhi manta,
Kya aap bhi bhool jaoge hume apna Dost banakr?

Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai,
Khamoshiyo ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Na sikwa raha na shikayt kisi se,
Agar hai to ek mohbbat,
jo in tanhayion se ho gayi hai..!

Zindgi Di He Khuda Tune
Ab Jeene Ka Hunar De

Jo Bakshe He Pair To
Tohfa-e-Safar De

Zuba To Baksh Di Tune Muje

Par Ab
Meri Duao Me Asar De

Jadu He Uski Har ek Baat MeYaad Bahut Aati Hai Din Aur Raat Me Kal Jab Dekha Tha Mene Sapna Rat Me Tab bhi Uska Hi Haath Tha Mere Haath Me

Dosti ki mehfil saje zamana ho gaya,
Lagta hai khul ke jiye zamana ho gaya,
Kash kahin mil jaye woh kafila DOSTO ka,
Apno se bichde zamana ho gaya..

Once Rohit Sharma walked into a bar,

the manager telled

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“Isko mat pilana, ye bahut zaldi OUT ho jata hai”.

Pyar hua ,

Ikrar hua hai,

Pyaar se fir kyu darta hai dil?

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Q na dare dil yaar

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Aajkal ke pyar se badta hai sirf Mobile or Restaurant ka Bill..... !

Santa knocks the door

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Banta:"kaun hai ??

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Santa:"mai hoon

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Banta:"mai kaun ??

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Santa:"le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta...

'ufff sardi"

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Jab Uper Likha hy ke sardi Hai

to Nwechy Konsa Hetr Laga Hy Jo Dekh Rhy Ho:

2013 ki pehli bezti mubark ho.

Specially for GIRLS.. :D

Petrol Badha Hum Chup The

Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup The

LPG Badha fir b Kuch Nhi Bole .

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But

ab Golgappe 5 ke sirf 3!!!!

Ab chup Nhi Rahenge

INQALAB ZINDABAD!!!!!

Parents- "Exam kaisa gaya?"

Me- "Bahut achcha gaya, mast tha!" :D :)

Friend- "Kaisa gaya yaar exam?"

Me- "Abe Sale tujhe koi aur topic ni milta kya Kamine

Ek Ladki,

ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai

Aur

Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,

Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:

Ladki : iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?

Maalik : Meri Maa

Tu Dimag Mat Laga,

Ghar Jaa,

Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.

Engineering College Student:

"Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti

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Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti

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Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost

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Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Baat Nahi Hoti..

Alfaazon me Mohabbat barsaane ka ab naam na lo

dost,

Ye mohabbat ki shohbat hai jo kalam dard likhti hai

Ab Ke Rut Badli Tou Khushbu Ka Safar Dekhay Ga Kon ?

Zakham Phoolon Ki Tarah Mehkain Gain Per Dekhay Ga Kon ?

Dekhna Sab Raqs-e-Bismil Mein Magan Ho Jayein Ge

... Jis Taraf Se Teer Aaye Ga Udher Dekhay Ga Kon ?

Zakham Jitnay Bhi Thay Sab Mansoob Qaatil Se Howay

Rab Na Kare Apko Khushiyon Ki Kami Ho

Apke Kadmo Ke Neeche sada Phulon Ki Zami Ho,

Ansu Na Ho Apki Ankhon Mai Kabhi,

... Agar Ho To Wo Bhi Khushi Ki Nami Ho.

Fir aaj zindagi se vishwas uth gaya hai.

kanta sa koi seene me ghus gaya hai.

Meri badnasibi aaj fir mere samne aa gayi.

... Meri zindagi ka har Roshan diya bujh gaya hai.

Ab to meri saanse bhi meri ruh ke saath nahi hai.

Mera to sara jaha ek saath lut gaya hai........

Pyaar Karna Tumne Sikhaya,

Pyaar Pe Yakeen Karna Tumne Sikhaya,

Sapne Sajana Tumne Sikhaya,

... Bas Tumhare Bina Jeena Nahi Sikhaya...

"Us Ne Kaha Tum Main Pehli Si Baat Nahi

Main Ne Kaha Zindgi Mein Tera Saath Nahi

Us Ne Kaha Ab Bhi Kisi Ki Aankhon Mein Doob Jatey Ho

... Main Ne Kaha Ab Kisi Aankh Mein Wo Baat Nahi

Us Ne Kaha Kyu Itna Toot Ke Chaha Mujhe

Main Ne Kaha Insaan Hoon Pathar Zaat Nahi

Uss Ke Siva Koi Mere Jazbaat Mein Nahi,

Aankhoon Mein Woh Nami Hai Joh Barsat Mein Nahi,

Paane Ki Usse Koshish Bohat Ki Magar,

... Shayad Woh Ik Lakeer Mere Haath Mein Nahi... ?

Junoon Main, Shauq Ki Gehraiyon Se Darta Raha

Main Apni ZaaT Ki Sachaiyon Se Darta Raha

Mohabton Se Shanasa Huwa Main Jis Din Se

... Phir Us K Baad Shanasaiyon Se Darta Raha

Wo Chahta Tha K Tanha Miloon To Baat Kre

Main Kya Krun K Main Tanhaiyon Se Darta Raha

Ek lafz Mohabbat hai, jissay kar k daikho tum..

Barbaad na ho jao to mera naam badal daina..

Ek lafz Muqaddar hai, jiss say larr k daikho tum..

... Haar na jao to mera naam badal daina..

Ek lafz Wafaa ka hai, zamanay mein nahi milti..

Kaheen say dhoond kar lao to mera naam badal dai

Tere Ishq ne Bakhshi Hai Ye Soghaat Musalsal,

Tera zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal,

Ek Muddat Hui Tere Baam O dar se Nikle,

... Rehti Hai phir B Tujh se Mulaqat Musalsal,

DiL Lagi, DiL ki Lagi Ban jati Hai,

jab Tasawwur Main Guzarti Hai Raat Musalsal

Mohbbat bhi teri thi wo nafrat bhi teri thi,

wo apnaane aur thukrane ki ada bhi teri thi,

hum apni wafa ke insaaf ka insaaf kaise maange,

... wo shehr bhi tera tha wo adalat bhi teri thi......

Kisi Ki Yaad Ko Dil Mein Basa Ke Roye

Kisi Ki Tasveer Ko Seeney Se Laga Ke Roye

Jo Wada Kia Tha Hum Ne Kisi Se

... Hum Us Wady Ko Nibha Ke Roye

Jis Shakhs Ko Hamari Zaroorat Nahi Thi...[n]

Hum Us Shakhs Ko Apni Aarzu Bana Ke Roye

Jis Ne Hamein Apne Qadmon Tale Bhi Jaga Na Di