8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 22

Plz take a minute to solve this question !
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it's complicated I know..
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ye melody itani chocolaty kyun hai ????

Arz kiya he

Besan K Pakode aur Muli k parathe me Heeng daal K Khaao.

wah wah

Besan K Pakode aur Muli k parathe me Heeng daal K Khaao.

wah wah

6 Cylinder Sarkar degi Baki ki Gas Khud banao

PETROLIUM MANTRALAYA DWARA JAN HIT ME JARI...

Aankhon mein agar WEBCAM hota to tasviron ko receive kar sakte

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dimaag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayaalon ka PRINT OUT nikaal lete

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man mein agar BLUETOOTH hota to bhavnaayon ko TRANSFER kar dete

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dil agar CPU hota to sabki yaadon ko SAVE kar sakte

Properly trained,

Man can be a dog's best friend...

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written on a girls T shirt...

Boy to his gf : u knw what??

Aaj mene blackberry liya :))

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Gf : ohh woow

mere dad bhi aaj yellow mango layee the :))

badaa maza aaya khake :p

MORAL : Aur Phansao GOVT Colg ki Larkian

Hey All Girls,

Please Dont Flirt With Boys

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Ho sakta Hai

Tum Me Se Koi Meri Hone Wali Wife Ho :(

It Really Hurts

PM to Secretary- Jab se me PM Bana Hu

Meri Maa ko Hichki Bahut Aati Hai.

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Secretary- Actualy Sir,

Petrol ke daam badhne se

Log Aapki Maa Ko Bahut Yaad Karte Hai.

Na main paas usko bula saka..

Na main Dil ki baat bata saka..!!

Wo hansi hansi me hi chal de..

K me hath tak na mila saka..!!

U hi sochta raha door tak..

Magar usko kuch na bata saka..!!

Ye maqam hi tha ajeeb sa..

K me khud ko b na bacha saka..!!

Wo juda hue to kuch is tarah..

Nazar Ke Sagar Mein Utar Gya Hai Koi.........

Mere Dil Mein Ghar Kar Gya Hai Koi...........

Uss Ki Yaad Yaadgaar Ban Gayi Hai..........

Jo Dil Mein Do Pal Thehar Gya Hai Koi......

Kitni Pyari Hawayein Chal Rahi Hain........... .

Lagta Hai Naik Insan Mar Gya Hai Koi..........

kitni pi kaise kati raat mujhe hosh nahi, raat ke sath gayi baat mujhe hosh nahi. ansuon aur sharabo mein guzar hai ab to, maine kab dekhi thi barsaat mujhe hosh nahi

Jine ki khowaish me har roj marte hai..

Wo aye na aye hum intjar har roj karte hai.

Jhooth hi sahi mere yaar ka vaada,

Hum such maankar aaj bhi unke loutne ka intjar karte hai..

Yehi wada liya tha na,

Hamesha khush hi rahna hai,

Lo dekho! dekh lo a k,

Meri ankhon ko dekho tum,

Ye kitni shokh lagti hain,

Mere honton ko dekho tum,

Hamesha muskuratay hain,

Koi b gham agar aya,

Use hans kar saha main ne,

Mere chahre ko dekho tum,

Hamesha pursakoon hoga

Udas Logo Hujoom Lao,

K Husn Walon Ko Maar Dalain....

Koi To Naiki Ka kam ker Lain,

Tabah To Waisay Bhi ho chukay hain..!!

Jeeti baazi haara hoon..

Ab main toota taara hoon..

Sehraa hoon ik jaltey dukh ka..!!

Main ik gham ki dhaara hoon..

Sachaayi ka shola dil main..

Main jalta hua angaara hoon..!!

Galiyon galiyon dhoondon tujh ko..

Main bhi ik banjaara hoon..!!

khuda meri qeemat kya hai..

ishq pagal kar gaya tau kya karo gay soch lo
saneha aisa huwa tau kya karo gay soch lo

sath uss k harr qadam chalne ki aadat kiss liye
chhorh kar wo chal diya tau kya karo gay soch lo

shor baahar hai abhi iss wastey khamsoh ho
shor andar uthh gaya tau kya karo gay soch lo

Mohabat khud batati hai Kahan kiska thikana hai

Kisay aankhon main rakhna hai Kisay dil main basana hai

Reha karma hai kisko aur Kisay zanjeer karma hai

Mitana hai kisay dil say Kisay tehreer karma hai

Issay malom hota hai Safar dushwar kitna hai

99.99% Girls will Fail To Answer This Que....

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WHAT IS UR MOBILE NUMBER ??? :p

Girls dikha do kismai kitna dum hai

kuch hosh nahi hota, kuch yaad nahi hota,

kya mohabbat karne wala insaan insaan nahi hota???????

jinhe nahi milti wo hi jante hai kadar iski........

jinhe milti hai wo ispe meharbaan nahi hota..

Mat Batao Mujhe tanhai kya hoti hai,

ke main aaj phir pee ke aaya hun…

Mat Batao mujhe bichadna kya hota hai,

ke main aaj phir pee ke aaya hun…

Mat Batao mujhe apne yeh dukh,

ke main aaj phir pee ke aaya hun…

Mat Batao mujhse kuch bhi ke main aaj

Hum khud par gurur nahi karte,

Kisiko dosti karne pe majbur nahi karte,

Magar jise dil me ek baar basa lete hai,

Use kabhi dil se kabhi bhi dur nahi karte.

My real attitude.!

"Mujh se Nafrat ya pyar tabhi Karna

jab Mere bare me sab Kuch jante ho...:)

Naa ki Jab kisi Or se mere bare me suna ho..!

Mind it....

Tapak padhte hain mere aansu jb khayal unka aata hai Yeh woh barsaat hai jiska koi mausam nahi hota

Which is da most beautiful feeling in ds
world...???
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When u r trying to luk at ur frnd....
And u find that ur frnd is already luking at
u....;)
location-
"EXAM HALL":p :D :D

Obama to White House staff:-

"Just received a call from India.

Guy on the other side was totally silent !"

"Wonder who it might be !"

Don't wake me up,
I'm dreaming about her.... ....
Don't touch my heart,
It's beating 4 her.... ....
Don't talk 2 me,

My ears are listening 2 her....

Azaad kar dia humne bi us panchi ko..
Jo mere dil ki qaid me reh kar bi udane ka shauk rkhth thi

Mai Pee Kar Nahi Behakta,
Usey Dekh Kar
Behakta Hoon
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Itna Bta Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

phir
Mummi ki awaz aae : "Sharab Haram he, aur wo
Haramzadi."=)).

Unki Nafrat Ko Hum Chahat Samaj Baithe........
Usne Toda Jo Mera Khwab To Uski Ghabrahat Samaj Baithe........

Dilo Se Khelna To Fitrat Thi Uski.........
Uske Is Shauk Ko Hum Mohabbat Ki Aahat Samaj Baithe........!!

Buht badla khud ko faqat use bhulane ki khatir

Ae Dosto

Par aaine jitne bhi tabdeel hon chehra to wahi dikhta he

Aasman Fata
Dharti hIll Gayi'
Apne Socha hamSE Mukti mill GayI..'
Or ham Jarasa buzy kya huE
ApnE Smzha k musibAThi Tall GayI.'